ACT ONE: The entire movie The Bachelor’s Baby condensed to 1/2 hour starring the new actor.

ACT TWO: Jamie moves in with Jake. They are expecting a second baby. Jake meets the real guy from Midnight Express who helps him get a TV deal.

ACT THREE: The MOW gets made. The real judge in the case sees it and gets pissed off. She takes the kid away again and denies visitation to Jake, claiming he’s now exploiting his child. Jamie gets un-monitored visitation. Jake is ordered to stand trial for contempt of court.

ACT FOUR: The tables are completely turned. Now Jake can only see Zack with Jaime’s permission. The real Monte returns to defend Jake in court.

ACT FIVE: Jamie and Jake get in an argument. Jamie accidentally gets bruised. She says she could have him arrested for that. He says “you wouldn’t dare.” He’s led away in handcuffs, now facing battery charges. Jamie moves back with her rother.

ACT SIX: Jamie visits Zack without Jake. Jake gets out of jail. The trials! Jaime refuses to testify against Jake, so he is cleared of battery. Leonard Maltin convinces the judge that “The Bachelor’s Baby” wasn’t so bad. The judge orders Zack returned to Jake.

ACT SEVEN: Zack is returned to Jake. Jaime gives birth to a girl. Zack doesn’t want to see Jaime, but has to see his girl. Jaime doesn’t want to see Jake, but has to see her boy. They’re even. They walk through the park with their children, looking to all the world like a normal married couple.