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Andre Hakim is a liar and a thief and a drug addict. He has no friends because he has ripped every one of them off, and he is currently on the road looking for new friends. Don't let it be you. It is a miracle that he is out of jail considering how many crimes he has committed, how many bridges he has burned, and how many dangerous people he has pissed off. If you meet him, he will make all sorts of promises. He's from a rich family and if you help him now, he'll pay you back when he gets his next check. Don't believe it. When he gets his next check, he'll spend it on a fast car, split the scene, then destroy the car, just like he has destroyed everything he's ever touched.
If he wants to stay at your place, do not let him. He has never had a landlord in his life he did not screw over, and he has never stayed anywhere that he did not steal something from. If you let him into your home, be sure to hide all your booze and anything of worth that is not nailed down. Do not, under any circumstances, leave him alone in your home. He will search it for things to steal. Things he doesn't even need or intend to sell. Irreplaceable things you will only discover are missing months later, things he took just to piss you off.
Do not, under any circumstances, allow him to use your car. He has wrecked every car he has ever owned, and that's dozens. He stole my car (worth $4,000), ruined it, gave me another (worth $1,000), then took it back by sneaking into my house in the middle of the night and stealing my keys. He destroyed the car THAT DAY and I never got my keys back. Be warned. Do not turn your back on him for an instant.
If you're considering doing a drug deal with him, do not front him anything. He will disappear with it. He is a dangerous tweaker who gets into taking things apart when he's cranked up. Don't let it be YOUR stuff he takes apart because it will never fit back together.
I made the mistake of allowing Andre Hakim to simply park his trailer on my property. He abandoned it and I had to have it towed away, but not before he left behind a little gift, a pile of used needles and a pile of hard core pornography for my 10-year-old son to find.
He will introduce himself to you as Andre Hakim Zanuck because his grandfather was Daryl Zanuck and his mother was Susan Zanuck, but as you can see from his legal ID above, he does not legally have the Zanuck name.
Do not be fooled by any promise that he can help you in Hollywood. His family knows the truth about him, and they treat him like the black sheep he is. Submitting anything to his most famous living relative, his uncle, Richard Zanuck, with Andre's name on it is the kiss of death. Nobody in his family wants anything to do with him. Follow suit.
He stole my $500 classical guitar 15 years ago. A guitar that would be worth $1,500 today. He paid me back with a $100 steel string folk guitar, which tells you a lot about how he works. His intentions seem to be good. He doesn't "steal" from you, he "borrows" things without asking that he then loses. He pays you back, but always less than he took. He will drink a $50 bottle of wine from your kitchen without asking, and if you mention it, the next time he comes by he'll have a $5 bottle of wine to give you. Do not make the mistake of forgiving him.
Considering the replacement value of everything he has stolen from me, Andre currently owes me $25,000, though it's hard to put a price on a lot of things. How does he pay me back for my son crying because he can't go trick-or-treating because Andre stole the car?
Andre, if you're reading this, don't even THINK of contacting me again without $25,000 cash.
Please pay attention. Andre Hakim has never been involved in any deal whatsoever where the other party did not end up on the losing end.
Here's a list of Andre's accomplishments...
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That's it. He's never accomplished anything. Despite opportunities most of us would die for, despite access to musical instruments and video equipment and recording equipment, not to mention his own family and lots and lots of money, he has never produced one single thing. Nothing. Not a tape, not a movie, not a video, not a book. Zero. He talks a good game but he's a total flake, a major league scumbag and most definitely the worst human being I have ever met. He is completely thoughtless and self-serving. He truly doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself. Do not trust him. He is dangerous. Walk away slowly. I wish I'd done that when I first met him. My life would be a hell of a lot better. I'm currently flat broke, my kids need new clothes, and I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere without transportation, mainly because of Andre.
Have you got a story about a run-in with Andre Hakim? Send it to me and I'll post it here. Let's tell the world about THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE ON EARTH!
