Motion
Picture Association of AmericaSteven
Spielberg Presents
Animaniacs
Warner
Bros. Presents
Histeria!
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ANGEL FOOD
- A TRUE STORY
(20 minute short)
Directed by Billy
Hayes
Produced by Billy
Hayes, Ken Yas, &
Michael Dare
Shown at the Boston,
Denver, and USA
Film Festival in Dallas, Texas
Editor
The San Fernando Valley WeeklyCover stories
 Tracey Ullman Interview Magazine |
 My Bachelor Life: Sanitized New Times |
 Stanley Kubrick Wouldn't Do This - The Mellowing of John Waters Movieline |
No, I didn't write it, but my son and I appeared on the cover of the L.A. Reader |
How I Survived the L.A. Riots The Desert Post Weekly |
The First Earth
Battalion - L.A. Weekly
The
First Earth Battalion Manual
is an ethical
tactical battle manual
for the army of the
future.
Download the entire
manual in PDF format.
5 meg PDF file but
worth it.
I recommend using a
resumable download
program like GetRight.
You won't believe
the Pentagon created
such a document.
Reporter
First Person Columns
Lies to Get you Out of the House |
Thus Spake Lennon |
Juror
Grants Division of
the L.A. Bureau
of Cultural Affairs
Video columnist
Billboard
Movieline Magazine
L.A. Weekly
Film critic
The L.A Weekly
The Santa Monica
Bay News
Parenting Magazine
Liner Notes
Films on the Criterion
label
Flowcharts
Guide
to the Life of a Screenwriter (535kb but worth it) - L.A.
Weekly
Guide to the
Life of a Film Critic - L.A. Weekly
Guide to the
Life of a Stand-up Comic - National Lampoon
Misc. Articles
The Casting Couch
- Film Threat
How Dependency
Court Really Works
How
to Write Like Tom Robbins
How the Last
Shot in Being There Actually Got Made
Five Things You
Didn't Notice in The Shining
Short (but true)
Stories
Horror Story
- I'm hired to direct a film but to my horror it's a horror film
Andy
Kaufman's Final Performance
Comic novel about
Hollywood in 1910.
Read
the first chapter.
Here
Comes the Son
Complete online
The true story
of my custody battle for my son.
This became the
CBS MOW The Bachelor's Baby
A
Valentine Carol
Complete online
With apologies
to Charles Dickens
Writer/Interviewer
McFarland
Publisher's Movie Talk
from the Front Lines
Assignment Editor
Collins
Publisher's A Day
in the Life of Hollywood
Seeing your name
listed in a table
of contents
along with Annie
Dillard, Stephen King,
Henry Miller,
Joseph Conrad,
Sylvia Plath, Octavio
Paz, Robert Pinsky,
Erica Jong, Mark
Twain, O. Henry, and
Anais Nin
is pretty cool.
Free MP3s
of some of our satirical news
songs,
featuring Robert
Roll and Richard Goldman
The
Blind Sailor Man
Frozen
Embryos
God
Bless South Africa
On
Steroids
Polyp
Killer
Cheese
Teenage
Hacker
Yoko,
Stop Releasing My Outtakes
