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and the Subsequent Discussion of Gay Marriage ![]() The word "gay" used to mean happy. Watch a movie from the 30s or 40s and wince in embarrassment as someone like Cary Grant says "I feel so gay," knowing full well that he didn't really mean he likes sucking cock. In the 60s, we lost the word "gay" forever as a synonym for happy, but it was no great loss. Writers with nothing but words at their disposal had no reason to mourn because they still had "happy" and "merry" and "festive" and "joyful" and lots of other words that meant the same thing. It's not the same with "marriage," which used to mean "the union of a man and woman." Now that Merriam-Webster has actually changed the definition of marriage to include gays, there is no longer a word that means "the union of a man and woman." Writers with nothing but words at their disposal now have good reason to mourn. There is actually one less word with a specific definition, and there's not another word to use that means the same thing. I've said it before and I'll say it again, gays should have absolutely every right that straights have, including the INSTITUTION of marriage. I just wish they'd call it something else because, yes, I miss having a word that means "the union of a man and woman" and nothing more than that. It's not such a bad concept. Dare,Tim and Perry and Michael and Ben, Thank you for braving time and space to contact me. There's nothing harder than being tolerant of something that repulses you. As a heterosexual, I am, in fact, repulsed by what male homosexuals do in bed in the very same way I'm repulsed by marzipan, but this feeling is superseded by the fact that I consider what people do in bed to be absolutely nobody else's business. I think we're all hard-wired into our sexual preferences, and whatever ANYBODY does in bed would be considered repulsive by SOMEBODY, which is why I consider the whole issue to be moot. I genuinely don't care what any two or three or four people do sexually as long as they're all willing and I don't have to watch. My complaint was ENTIRELY linguistic. I was simply mourning the loss of a word which now has a new meaning and I apologize if I came off in any way homophobic or condescending. Yes, language changes all the time, and I (and George Orwell) don't consider it a good thing when it gets less specific. I don't think I'm being sexist when I declare that there should be a word that means "the union of a man and woman." Marriage used to do the trick but now it has to be modified to clarify whether you mean gay or straight marriage. It's a small thing, but writers belabor small things all the time. Also, I've got to point out that this particular piece of nit-picking could have actually helped the gay movement. Bush isn't pushing a "Defense of Heterosexual Relationships Act," he's pushing a "Defense of MARRIAGE Act." He's defending MARRIAGE. If the gay movement hadn't attacked "marriage" in the first place, if they had simply left the word "marriage" alone and focused on "civil unions" or some other term with the exact same rights as marriage, they could have defused the whole situation. Hey, if I had a choice in
the matter, I'd PREFER to be gay. I'd not only get laid more often, I'd
have
greater access
to the President. In any case, I resolved my differences with the gay
community long ago. I promise to treat them like I treat everyone else,
and they promise not to throw themselves out of the car if I don't love
them back.
Excellent response, and please excuse my knee-jerk suggestion of homophobia, which was obviously incorrect and uncalled for. This, for me, has always been an issue of human rights, on par with desegregation and universal suffrage, and something that frustrates me to no end.
Thanks for the historical
perspective. My old dictionary defines marriage as "the legal union of
a man and woman as husband and wife." The new Mirriam-Webster definition
includes "the state of being united to a person of the same sex in a relationship
like that of a traditional marriage," so the current gay movement has actually
had the effect of changing the dictionary. I think it's too bad there is
no longer a word that strictly has the old definition. And, of course,
I'm simply defending the WORD marriage, and not marriage itself, which
has it's own problems, like what the hell is the government doing in our
personal relationships in the first place.
To Michael Dare,Adam, Thanks for pointing out something that never occurred to me. "Gay marriage" it is. MD "It is harder to bring a man
and woman together in marriage than it was to split the Red Sea."
"It is harder to bring a man
and man together in marriage than it was to split the Red Sea."
"Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
"I may be straight"-
William Shakespeare: Sonnet CXXI -
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Posted February 14, 2005
Our right to choose our vitamin, mineral and other supplements may end in June of this year (2005). After that, U.S. supplements will be defined and controlled by the World Trade Organization (WTO) and the World Health Organization (WHO). It is called the CODEX ALIMENTARIUS (food code) and it is setting the supplement standards for all countries in the WTO. CODEX met secretly in November, 2004 and finalized Step 8 (the final stage) to begin implementation in June, 2005, severely restricting the use and availability of numerous vitamins, minerals and other supplements. The U.S. president and congress agreed to the takeover when the WTO treaty was signed, therefore these supplement standards WILL BE ENFORCED BY THE WTO AND WILL OVERRIDE US LAWS. CODEX violations are/will be punished by WTO trade sanctions. CODEX Includes: No supplement can be sold for preventive or therapeutic use. Any potency higher than RDA (recommended daily allowance, aka minimal strength) is a drug requiring a prescription and must be produced by drug companies. Over 5000 safe items now in health stores will be banned, terminating health stores as we now know them. CODEX regulations become binding internationally. New supplements are banned unless given very expensive CODEX testing and approval. CODEX now applies to Norway and Germany, among others, where: Zinc tablets rose from $4 per bottle to $52. Echinacea (an ancient immune-enhancement herb) rose from $14 to $153. Both examples above are now allowed by prescription only. They are now drugs. Vitamin C above 200mg? Banned for over-the-counter. Sold as a prescription drug only. Niacin above 32 mg? Banned for over-the-counter. Sold as a prescription drug only. Bitamin B6 above 4 mg? Banned for over-the-counter. Sold as a prescription drug only. Same for Amino Acids like arginine, lysine, carnitine, etc. Same for the Omega Essential Fatty Acids and many more supplements including DMEA, DHEA, CoQ10, MSM, beta-carotene, etc. The CODEX rules are not based on real science. They were made by a few people meeting in secret (see web sites below); not necessarily scientists. In 1993 the FDA and drug companies tried to put all supplements under restriction and prescription, but over 4 million Americans told congress and the president to protect their freedom of choice on health supplements. The DSHEA law was passed in 1994 which does so, but this will be overruled by CODEX and the WTO. Virtually nothing about it has been in the media. What the drug corporations have failed to do through congress, they have gotten by sneak attack through CODEX with the help of a silent media. So, what can be done at this late hour? Spread the word as much as possible. Inform yourselves fully at www.ahha.org and www.iahf.com and www.illiance-natural-health.orgOppose bills S.722 and H.R.3377. These support the CODEX restrictions with US laws, changing the DSHEA law. Support H.R.1146 which would restore the sovereignty of the US Constitution over CODEX, etc. - Larry Kramer - Today in History
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Tom Sizemore's failed drug test using an artificial dong. And allow me to point out that the most depressing thing about this incident is that it's Sizemore that's being held up to ridicule instead of judge Antonio Baretto. Why does anyone give a fuck whether some actor is doing speed? Alternate headlines: Saving Ryan's Privates, Take the Schlong Way Home, Heidi's Salami, Cheater Banana, Too Bad He Didn't Fill it with Chicken Soup. Alien vs. Creditor Important Political Action
of the Week
More PDFs "The National Security Archive today posted the widely-debated, but previously unavailable, January 25, 2001, memo from counterterrorism coordinator Richard Clarke to national security advisor Condoleezza Rice - the first terrorism strategy paper of the Bush administration. The document was central to debates in the 9/11 hearings over the Bush administration's policies and actions on terrorism before September 11, 2001. Clarke's memo requests an immediate meeting of the National Security Council's Principals Committee to discuss broad strategies for combating al-Qaeda by giving counterterrorism aid to the Northern Alliance and Uzbekistan, expanding the counterterrorism budget and responding to the U.S.S. Cole attack. Despite Clarke's request, there was no Principals Committee meeting on al-Qaeda until September 4, 2001." Some wacko who actually thinks that eating good food and taking good medicine is good for you has posted Secret Sources for Healing Foods and Natural Medicines That Can Save Your Life. Cruel Juxtaposition of the
Week
Quiz of the Week See if you can find something that you and everyone you know desperately need in this list of programs eliminated or cut in the 2006 Bush budget. Gallery of the Week
Surely you've got something better to do than look at kids scared shitless of Santa. The War Against Plants One of new Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' first acts was to stop an Indian tribe from using hoasca tea in their religious ceremonies. (the whole legal story) Satan Doesn't Want You to Know It takes one gallon of gas to move an aircraft carrier six inches. "Not even the best magician in
the world can produce a rabbit out of a hat if there is not already a rabbit
in the hat."
"My goal is to be the best damned
Pope there ever was. I want to bring the 'fun,' 'mental,' and 'dog' back
to fundamentalist dogma. I want everyone to see that there's more to Catholicism
than firing a heretic out of a canonization. I want to make Vatican City
the biggest non-stop 24/7 party scene on God's glorious and most excellent
earth. I want to convert the heathens and pagans or at least dance naked
with them. I want to spread God's word like I spread Hellmann's Mayonnaise
on Wonder Bread. I want to wear the hat and funky robes. And much like
the lyrics from that old Cheap Trick song, I want you to want me.
Oh, and I'm also currently unemployed and could use the work."
"A human being is a part of a
whole, called by us universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences
himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest...
a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind
of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection
for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from
this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living
creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty."
"Last Wednesday was Groundhog
Day and also the State of the Union Address. It is an ironic juxtaposition:
one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a hideous little
creature of marginal intelligence for prognostication. The other involves
a groundhog."
"As melon scratchers go, that's
a honeydoodle."
"There's no doubt that the drug
companies are after one thing only: profit. And they seem to be willing
to trade anything for it: ethics, safety, honesty, humanity, compassion...
you name it. As long as there's money to be made, they're the first in
line, regardless of the tactics. This behavior even makes Enron look good.
After all, Enron was a fiasco, but at least in the end it was only money,
not lives at stake. But with Big Pharma, it's both."
"Everything is dependent on everything
else, everything is connected, nothing is separate. Therefore everything
is going in the only way it can go. If people were different everything
would be different. They are what they are, so everything is as it is."
"When best-selling
author Ann Coulter arrived at Charles Coughlin College in Lynchville, Illinois,
Ceci Lawrence was shocked. 'She looked so different from her photos,' the
22-year old co-ed marveled. 'She had these long, bony fingers, and her
skin was all stretched and thin like rice paper, and I remember thinking
during her speech: she looks like a talking kite.' It was then that Ceci
and several of her sorority sisters resolved to do something for their
distinguished visitor.
"Difficult and painful as it
is, we must walk on in the days ahead with an audacious faith in the future.
When our days become dreary with low-hovering clouds of despair, and when
our nights become darker than a thousand midnights, let us remember that
there is a creative force in this universe, working to pull down the gigantic
mountains of evil, a power that is able to make a way out of no way and
transform dark yesterdays into bright tomorrows. Let us realize the arc
of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice."
"I have no other wish than a
close fusion with nature and I desire no other fate than to have worked
and lived in harmony with her laws."
"Things turn out the best for
the people who make the best of the way things turn out."
"In the prosperous
decades after World War II, the nation found too many Americans still without
access to decent housing, education and economic opportunity. Later, from
President Johnson's declaration of a war on poverty in 1964 to the expansion
of federal anti-poverty programs under presidents Nixon, Ford and Carter,
a national consensus emerged supporting the federal government's power
and duty to alleviate disenfranchisement and powerlessness in our poorest
urban and rural areas. Even President Reagan, a conservative hero, expanded
block grants.
"The seeds of joy and freedom
are buried deep in our consciousness. If we do not water these seeds, peace
will never be obtained. We run away from ourselves because we do not want
to touch our pain, suffering, anger, or despair. In today's society, everything
encourages us to run away from ourselves and look outside for happiness.
So it is important for us to learn to embrace our pain, anger, and fear
in a very tender way, to accept them, and to make our peace with them.
The energy of mindfulness will help us. When we do this, a transformation
takes place and we touch the deep peace, joy, and stability that are within
us."
"My interest is in the future,
because I'm going to spend the rest of my life there."
"By the time I'd grown up, I
naturally supposed that I'd be grown up."
"A conservative is a man who
believes that nothing should be done for the first time."
"You don't have to burn books
to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them."
"The person who says it cannot
be done should not interrupt the person doing it."
"There are two ways of spreading
light - to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it."
"Blessed are they who can laugh
at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused."
"In 2018, Social Security will
begin paying out more money than it takes in. This is what Dennis
Hastert calls the 'crisis point.' But the entire federal government
is paying out more money than it takes in right now. Indeed this has been
the case for four years, thanks to GOP tax-and-spending policies, and it
will continue. Why is it that a modest deficit in Social Security that
won't begin for over a decade requires immediate radical action, while
a vastly greater overall federal deficit occurring right now doesn't?"
"This is the most prestigious
award Del Monte gives."
"Do you want
to base your security in old age on a program engineered at the same time
as the Model A and the vacuum-tube radio? Has work changed much since the
era when slopping pigs for Auntie Em was a typical job? Does the boundary
between state and individual look different now that the USSR has gone
from progressive polestar to oppressive flop? Has American finance advanced
from the decades when the only choices for ordinary savers were the passbook,
the mason jar, or the mattress? Are the retirement goals of Americans still
the same as in the days when the Bambino retired? Or is it time for Social
Security to enjoy a major-league update?
"Your first 10,000 photographs
are your worst."
"An Antioch
kindergarten teacher has earned $15.6 million for modeling work he did
19 years ago in a photo shoot he'd forgotten all about that created a world-famous
label he never saw for a coffee he never drank.
"Since the
Cold War era, Washington has consciously supported Osama bin Laden, while
at same time placing him on the FBI's 'most wanted list' as the World's
foremost terrorist.
"There is no greater sorrow than
to recall a happy time in the midst of wretchedness."
"The characters in movies do
not always do what we would do. Sometimes they make choices that offend
us. That is their right. It is our right to disagree with them. It is not
our right, however, to destroy for others the experience of being as surprised
by those choices as we were."
"At issue
is whether it is possible, and in what ways it could be possible, to reconcile
two important social values one value being the importance of equal dignity
and treatment for all citizens, and the other being the importance of marriage
as a vital, pro-child social institution. From the perspective of marriage
and the marriage movement, the current controversy over equal marriage
rights for same-sex couples is the most important social policy debate
of our generation. It is also an issue on which we in the marriage movement
currently hold divergent views.
"J.D. Guckert (aka Jeff Gannon)
of Talon News service recently announced his retirement under a cloud of
controversy regarding his ownership of a web site dedicated to the sexual
exploitation of Iraq war amputees (www.militarystumplovers.com).
Other sites registered to him include http://www.meninburkas.com/,
"What does
it take to bring a turnaround in social consciousness - from being a racist
to being in favor of racial equality, from being in favor of Bush's tax
program to being against it, from being in favor of the war in Iraq to
being against it? We desperately want an answer, because we know that the
future of the human race depends on a radical change in social consciousness.
"In California, Los Angeles moves
inexorably toward San Francisco at 3.5 cm per year."
"Now that
it's safe to bet that world military expenditures in 2005 will exceed one
trillion dollars (that's one with 12 zeros or $1,000,000,000,000) and possibly
even more with Black Budgets, the world is sure to grow increasingly more
chaotic . Small poor countries feel more threatened than ever by neighboring
countries with bigger weapons. Some of these smaller countries spend more
on military and weapons than on health care, education, and other social
services combined. The United States government's military spending accounts
for almost 50% of the world's total military spending, more than all other
countries combined. The United States' largest national export is weapons,
and the weapons corporations sell to anyone anywhere that has cash. Weapons
Corporations, like International Money Lenders, have no allegiance to their
own countries. Eighty percent of their weapons are sold to non-democratic
regimes around the world. In many cases these US-made weapons are used
on American soldiers in subsequent conflicts. The United States is not
the only one in the weapons game. Russia, China, Europe and other countries
are also selling weapons to the highest bidder and in many cases sell to
both sides of a conflict.
"It's been revealed the soldier
is not John Adam as Al Mujahadeen had claimed but an American-made action
figure named Special Ops Copy... Despite the revelation, the insurgents
are holding fast and have threatened to not only kill their hostage, but,
'Blow him up with firecrackers and put his face in Ken's butt.'"
"It is especially important in
this discussion to recognize the unity of the total process, from that
first unimaginable moment of cosmic emergence through all its subsequent
forms of expression until the present. This unbreakable bond of relatedness
that makes of the whole, a universe, becomes increasingly apparent to scientific
observation, although this bond ultimately escapes scientific formulation
or understanding. In virtue of this relatedness, everything is intimately
present to everything else in the universe. Nothing is completely itself
without everything else. This relatedness is both spatial and temporal.
However distant in space or time, the bond of unity is functionally there.
The universe is a communion and a community. We ourselves are that communion
become conscious of itself."
"The history
is powerful: the story of the lies and massacres that accompanied our national
expansion, first across the continent victimizing Native Americans, then
overseas as we left death and destruction in our wake in Cuba, Puerto Rico,
Hawaii, and especially the Philippines. The long occupations of Haiti and
the Dominican Republic, the repeated dispatch of Marines into Central America,
the deaths of millions of Koreans and Vietnamese, none of them resulting
in democracy and liberty for those people.
"We were right. I regret nothing."
Everything Else Before you go to a sushi bar again, learn how to get the best possible experience by reading Advanced Sushi. Two excellent articles about where I live, in between Joshua Tree and Desert Hot Springs. This explanation of Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey, done in the style of the original film, is thought provoking and trippy. Even trippier, view the Milky Way at 10 million light years from the Earth. Then move through space towards the Earth in successive orders of magnitude until you reach a tall oak tree just outside the buildings of the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory in Tallahassee, Florida. After that, begin to move from the actual size of a leaf into a microscopic world that reveals leaf cell walls, the cell nucleus, chromatin, DNA and finally, into the subatomic universe of electrons and protons. Dean Friedman's song tells us what to expect from Four More Years. You absolutely must read this before you ever take a Rorschach Test. Cristo's website might make you want to wrap him. Here's a very funny interview with Thomas Chong. I can't believe you haven't already read A Valentine Carol. |
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