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Posted January 2, 2006 We welcome a new year that doesn't look like it could possibly be worse than the last one. We welcome it with open arms because the possibilities are endless, an unfolding drama of global magnitude where all our lives are at stake and it seems we can do nothing against the relentless drive of the egomaniacs who consider themselves the center of the universe. I can't do anything about them. I can only do something about me. Most people seem to treat beliefs like an on/off switch, you either believe something or you don't, but I've found it more practical to treat beliefs like a dimmer switch, using a grading system taught to me by Robert Anton Wilson. He assigned a simple list of 2-9 to every possible thing there was to be believed, deliberately leaving out the numbers one and ten since there is no such thing as absolute certainty. The most you can believe something is nine because you might be wrong. The most you can disbelieve something is two because you might be wrong. You could be a butterfly's dream. The big bang theory? A nine. Immaculate conception? A two. You can't absolutely believe or disbelieve anything because the universe is simply too complex for a mortal brain to comprehend. There are too many pieces (and peaces) missing from the formula to come to unequivocal conclusions about absolutely anything, so the only road to mental health is to rid your belief grading system of the top and bottom numbers in order to allow yourself to change your mind on a dime. Everything is possible. Nothing is incontrovertible. Changing a tire should be much harder than changing your mind since you actually have to do something. You can change your mind while just sitting there but somehow most people find having to deal with something they thought was indisputable to be infinitely more difficult than dealing with a lug wrench. People went nuts when Galileo suggested that earth wasn't the center of the universe. They rioted and burnt and pillaged and tortured anyone who dared to consider the possibility that the earth went around the sun instead of vice versa. Why? Because the number ten was in their belief system. If they only assigned a nine to their knowledge that everything in the universe rotated around the human race, they could have said Hmmmm, maybe I was wrong, maybe we're not so important after all. Tell me more, Galileo. How many times have you gone nuts because you thought s/he loved you or that God was kind? You'd have been much better equipped to get on with your life if you had only assigned these concepts a nine. If something in the real world contradicted your deepest beliefs, you'd be able to adapt your beliefs into something more realistic if you only gave ancient scriptures and heartfelt devotion a nine in the first place. Just about every major problem mankind faces could be solved by removing one and ten from our belief systems. Nothing would be worth fighting over. No more war, just a lot of very big arguments. Or so says Robert Anton Wilson who, to the best of my knowledge, has never declared war on anybody. He also explained that we all have reality tunnels. Life is like a giant Ouija Board and all we can see at one time is what's through the hole in the planchette. If your planchette never moves, that's your reality. You miss the rest of the board and forever remain ignorant of the big picture. Most of mankind falls into that category. Once again, the road to mental health involves moving your reality tunnel around, expanding your consciousness of all aspects of the board. Like a Ouija Board, it's not a game. Nobody wins or loses. Unlike a Ouija Board, there's nothing mystical about it. You have to consciously move your reality tunnel around to gather more knowledge. Life is more complicated than 3D chess. There are no good solutions that don't examine the whole problem. Robert Anton Wilson is the smartest man I ever met, totally worthy of emulation. He hasn't died or anything, so I've no excuse for focusing on him other than he popped into my head like a cosmic time bomb, planted years ago and ripe for explosion. So my one and only resolution for this and all years is not to prejudge, to open my mind to every possibility, to expand my mental database, and to make my reality work from the inside out instead of the outside in. "Every person takes the limits for their own
field of vision for the limits of the world."
Your New Year's Resolutions
1981 In Review
Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe Australia lost the Ashes tournament Pope Died
Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe Australia lost the Ashes tournament Pope Died Torture Approved for Academy Awards "This year we're trying something new," said Academy spokesputz Ira Zentit. "Losers will have to listen to Celine Dion singing My Heart Will Go On and On and On and On." Sarcasm of the Week Groove out on this happy-go-lucky preview of The Shining if it had been written and directed by Nora Ephron, making it look like a romantic dramady. (NY Times article about the film.) Torture Approved for Rose Parade "The Rose Parade has always been torture," said Rose Parade spokesdick Chester Gigolo. "I don't see what all the fuss is about." Calling All Parents of Boys Your boy's high school is bound by a provision of Bush's No Child Left Behind Act to inform the Pentagon about your son's whereabouts when he turns 18. The names are provided to the "Joint Advertising and Marketing Research & Studies Office (JAMRS)" which makes it sound benign. After all, they're only using the names for marketing research. It's possible to "opt out" of the list, which is how they got it passed, since it sounds voluntary. Of course it's only possible to "opt out" if you know the list exists in the first place, which most people don't. The only way you'd know about the possibility of the "Joint Advertising and Marketing Research & Studies Office (JAMRS)" sharing their information with the selective service is that they both happen to have the same address, the Pentagon. I don't know if they have the legal right to share that information, but they're certainly doing it. The Pentagon has created an illegal database of 30 million 16-25 year-olds, including names, addresses, e-mail addresses, cell phone numbers, ethnicities, social security numbers, extracurricular activities, and areas of study. Keep your kid out of it by going to Leave My Child Alone! Increase Your Vocabulary
Stupid Question of the Week "Get ready for a minute with 61 seconds.
Scientists are delaying the start of 2006 by the first leap second in seven
years, a timing tweak meant to make up for changes in the Earth's rotation."
I know what I'm going to do with my extra second. I'm going to donate it to charity. Maybe if they come up with enough extra seconds, they can take back Hurricane Katrina. What are you going to do with your extra second? Answers to Last Week's Slightly Less Stupid Question In response to testimony about alleged torture by his regime, Saddam Hussein complained that his U.S. guards were abusing him. How should those guards be punished? They should be held down on the floor, and tickled mercilessly for five minutes. - Bill Moses They should each get 42 virgins and a bottomless Exxon card, posthumously. No, wait... let's pay them sub-market wages and make them wear funny clothes and their hair really short, and make them all pretend to be straight whether or not they really are. Or we could exile them to Canada.- Don Jones Why punish the guards? Why not punish Bush and Cheney? Let's simply do to them the things that they say are not torture.- David Bruce Wait on the facts to come out in a NY Times article before exacting any punishment. It should only take a year.- Locke MillhollandOh, and what is it? Human digestive system. - Bill Moses It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again. - Jeff Crook Mankind's ability to share pictures, music, and video, across the board, rich or poor, of every variety and to suit every taste, is a miracle with far greater benefit to society than any individual or corporate need to reap monetary benefits from these transactions. An unfettered internet is as vital a utility as water, electric, and phone. The definition of free trade is no regulations. Artists will find a way of making a living, even with file sharing. If free access, for everyone across the planet, to Beethoven string quartets, Van Gogh portraits, and Paris Hilton videos isn't a worthwhile goal for our species, I don't know what is, and there are plenty of successful business models concerning free services that make money. If Google can figure out how to do it, why can't the music industry? Let me put it another way. Screw every one of the slimeball motherfuckers who rob the future to rake it in today. I wouldn't let anyone in the Republican Party or the RIAA lick my balls if they were the last ball lickers in China. The guy in the lifeboat who has been discovered hiding food is the first one to be turned to chops when the sandwiches are all gone. We are a human body, dependent upon every part, when the liver suffers, the body suffers. I can't imagine a punishment big enough for every Marie Antoinette, Barbara Bush megalowannabe who is oblivious to the world outside while having fresh raspberries helicoptered to their yacht. Maybe they need the word SHARE tattooed on their foreheads backwards so every time they look in the mirror they're reminded of the one daily deed that can redeem their worth. Do they have to take acid to conclude that we're all connected, just peas in an Ipod, blips in the universe, or do they simply need to be covered in chopped liver and fed to the bonobos? Let me put it another way. What is suitable punishment for the slimeball motherfuckers? Send your answer to slimeball motherfuckers. "The word mercy's gonna have a new meaning
when we are judged by the children of our slaves."
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"The University of Michigan announced on December 29, 2005, that it has suspended sales of Coca-Cola products after more than a year-long campaign by the Coalition to Cut the Contract with Coca-Cola, a coalition of 20 campus organizations. Since this past May, three of the largest universities have removed and banned the sale of Coke products on their campuses they are the University of Michigan, Rutgers University and New York University. "Campaign to Stop Killer Coke Director Ray Rogers stated: 'What the students at the University of Michigan have accomplished is another great step forward to force The Coca-Cola Co. to end its massive human rights and environmental abuses. The movement to hold Coke accountable by growing numbers of campuses, human rights and labor organizations throughout Canada, Europe, Latin America, the U.S., and elsewhere, is beyond Coke's control and the Company will continue to suffer heavy losses financially and to its image until it acts responsibly.' "The Coalition to Cut the Contract with Coca-Cola, while 'elated' with the decision to suspend business with Coke, critically stated: 'the Coalition is concerned that the University still asserts that the Coca-Cola Company is acting in good faith concerning their environmental and human rights abuses. It is our hope that the University will clearly articulate that the contracts were suspended because Coca-Cola is violating the ethical standards of the University and that the Company has done nothing to change." - Killer Coke: Coke Suffers Another Major Defeat, University of Michigan Suspends Sale of Coke Products, Victory for Student Coalition - "Coca has been, ancestrally, a sacred leaf.
We, the indigenous, have had a profound respect toward it... a respect
that includes that we don't 'pisar' it (the verb 'pisar' means to treat
the leaves with a chemical substance, one of the first steps in the production
of cocaine). In general, we only use it to acullicar: We chew it during
times of war, during ritual ceremonies to salute Mother Earth (the Pachamama)
or Father Sun or other Aymara divinities, like the hills. Thus, as an indigenous
nation, we have never prostituted Mama Coca or done anything artificial
to it because it is a mother. It is the occidentals who have prostituted
it. It is they who made it into a drug. This doesn't mean that we don't
understand the issue. We know that this plague threatens all of humanity
and, from that perspective, we believe that those who have prostituted
the coca have to be punished."
"Canadian researchers hope to soon be able to use brain waves to unlock doors and get access to bank accounts. "Some companies are already offering iris recognition systems that many countries want to put into biometric passports. But Julie Thorpe, a researcher at Carleton University in Ottawa wants to take the idea much further. "She says it is possible to do away with key cards, pin numbers and a litany of other security tools that allow people to retrieve bank money, access computer data or enter restricted building. "'A user would simply think their password,' said Thorpe, who hopes to develop the first biometric security device to read your mind to authenticate users." - Brainwaves To Be Used As Identification - "In a report published in the most recent issue
of The Lancet, a group of 12 experts from the Alzheimer's Disease International
have predicted, that by 2040, the global incidence of Alzheimer's disease
and other forms of dementia will rise dramatically to 81.1 million."
"Since people with Alzheimer's won't be able
to remember their pin numbers, we'll get to keep all their money."
Satan Doesn't Want You to Know Retiring to a cruise ship can be cheaper than retiring to a retirement home, and the food's better too.
"When it comes to bullshit,
big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time
champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest.
No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever
told. Think about it.
"We demand an International Committee of Enquiry
in addition to an Iraqi committee formed by representatives of Uleima,
Sheikhs and Notables drawn from central and southern Iraq to investigate
the crimes committed by the American occupation forces assisted by members
of the Interior Special Forces and National Guard. We especially point
to the sectarian crimes and the rape of Iraqi women which count as grave
precedent in Iraq. The Iraqi Government is partner to all of these crimes
in the absence of the media and in particular the killing and kidnapping
of journalists by mercenaries of the occupation after terrorizing and excluding
satellite stations and Arabic and International media preventing the coverage
of what is going on to enable the slaughter of Iraqi people without witnesses..."
"It is commonplace to read each day in the
most prestigious newspapers (Financial Times, New York Times, London Times,
Washington Post) of Israeli 'retaliation.' The reportage frequently mentions
a Palestinian attack on an Israeli colonial settlement in the West Bank
or urban population center in Israel. The action and reaction always is
located in a limited time frame. Palestinian action is always the initial
moment and the Israeli military attack is always described as a response
or 'retaliatory' and therefore, presumably a form of defensive action,
'justifiable.' Thus what appears as objective reportage on two sets of
military actions, is in fact an arbitrary selection of time frames which
lays the basis for a highly biased interpretive framework..."
"1) NASA acknowledges in
their Environmental Impact Statement (EIS) for the New Horizons mission
that there is a 1 in 300 chance of an accident resulting in release of
the plutonium. In the event of such an accident the EIS states that the
deadly plutonium could be carried by winds for a 60-mile radius throughout
Central Florida. Clean-up costs for a plutonium accident would range from
$241 million to $1.3 billion per square mile.
"A federal judge has resigned
from the court that oversees government surveillance in intelligence cases
in protest of President Bush's secret authorization of a domestic spying
program, according to two sources.
"Instead of investigating President Bush for
breaking the law by illegally spying without the required warrant from
the court, the justice department has opened an investigation into who
is leaking that Bush was breaking the law to the press. 'We are opening
an investigation into the unauthorized disclosure of classified materials
related to the NSA,' an official said on condition of anonymity. So the
Bush Justice department is leaking to the press that they are opening an
investigation into leaking to the press. Bush logic never ceases to amaze
me."
"I want for our country enough laws to restrain
me from injuring others, so that these laws will also restrain others from
injuring me. I want enough government, with enough constitutional safeguards,
so that this necessary minimum of laws will be applied equitably to everybody,
and will be binding on the rulers as well as those ruled. Beyond that I
want neither laws nor government to be imposed on our people as a means
or with the excuse of protecting us from catching cold, or of seeing that
we raise the right kind of crops, or of forcing us to live in the right
kind of houses or neighborhoods, or of compelling us to save money or to
spend it, or of telling us when or whether we can pray. I do not want government
or laws designed for any other form of welfarism or paternalism, based
on the premise that government knows best and can run our lives better
than we can run them ourselves. And my concept of freedom, and of its overwhelming
importance, is implicit in these aspirations and ideals."
"It has been said that politics is the second
oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance
to the first."
"Patriotism does not mean support of your government.
Patriotism does mean support of your liberties. Patriotism only means support
of your government in exactly those instances where your government supports
your liberties."
"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We
don't let our people have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?"
"When we speak of the 'defense of humanity,'
as we do at this event, I think that this only happens by eliminating neo-liberalism
and imperialism. But I think that in this we are not so alone, because
we see, every day that anti-imperialist thinking is spreading, especially
after Bush's bloody 'intervention' policy in Iraq. Our way of organizing
and uniting against the system, against the empire's aggression towards
our people, is spreading, as are the strategies for creating and strengthening
the power of the people."
"Most Americans agree - at a rate of well over
75 percent according to most polls - that abortion should be legal in most
circumstances, but especially in cases of the mother's health or rape.
Most Americans believe that when a woman has been raped, or if she's likely
to die as a result of giving birth, terminating pregnancy should be an
option. Not Jeb Bush."
"The days of the Raj are
long gone, but multinational corporations are riding high on the trend
toward globalization by taking advantage of India's educated work force
and deep poverty to turn South Asia into the world's largest clinical-testing
petri dish.
"Mr. Secretary [Rumsfeld], I watched President
Bush deliver a moving speech at the United Nations in September 2003, in
which he mentioned the crisis of the sex trade. The President called for
the punishment of those involved in this horrible business. But at the
very moment of that speech, DynCorp was exposed for having been involved
in the buying and selling of young women and children. While all of this
was going on, DynCorp kept the Pentagon contract to administer the smallpox
and anthrax vaccines, and is now working on a plague vaccine through the
Joint Vaccine Acquisition Program. Mr. Secretary, is it [the] policy of
the U.S. Government to reward companies that traffic in women and little
girls?"
"From all the indications
we have studied it seems that the Patriot Act is intentionally destined
to fail so that when the Globalists carry out a terror attack they can
blame 'civil liberties advocates' for preventing them from keeping the
general public safe and then reject out of hand criticism of all future
police state legislation that they pass.
"A can't-pass measure has been added to a must-pass
measure in order for the Republicans to give an early huge Christmas gift
to the oil companies of the United States"
"This Congress is the most corrupt in history."
"They are saying, 'Trust us, we are following
the law.' Give me a break. Across the country and across the political
spectrum, no one is buying it anymore. There is no accountability. There
is no oversight. This is Big Brother run amok."
"When law and morality contradict each other,
the citizen has the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense
or losing his respect for the law."
"We have a police state far beyond anything
George Orwell imagined in his book 1984. The everyday lives of virtually
every American are under scrutiny 24-hours-a-day by the government."
"The cruel abuse of terror suspects is sanctioned
and approved from on high, and we employed it in Abu Ghraib (the worst
evidence of which we will probably never see), and we use it in Eastern
Europe and Guantanamo and in secret prisons, and it has caused the deaths
of countless detainees. And Rumsfeld's insane level of Defense Department
secrecy means we may never even know exactly how brutal we have become...
The United States has the most WMDs of anyone in the world. We imprison
and kill more of our own citizens than any other Western nation. We still
employ horrific, napalm-like chemical weapons."
"Iraqi security forces captured Abu Musab al-Zarqawi,
the leader of al-Qa'eda in Iraq, last year but freed him because they did
not realize who he was, the Iraqi government said yesterday. Maj Gen. Hussein
Kamal, the deputy interior minister, said that Zarqawi, the country's most
wanted man, was detained in Fallujah, the former insurgent stronghold recaptured
by US troops last November, and questioned for three to four hours."
"He was 'let go' so that he could continue
to carry out attacks, so that Halliburton and Blackwater USA could continue
to collect billions to 'rebuild' that which was destroyed."
"The United States government reportedly began
coordinating with NATO its plans for a possible military attack against
Iran. The German newspaper Der Tagesspiegel collected various reports from
the German media indicating that the North Atlantic Treaty Organization
are examining the prospects of such a strike. According to the report,
CIA Director Porter Goss, in his last visit to Turkey on December 12, requested
Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan to provide military bases to the United
States in 2006 from where they would be able to launch an assault."
"Students who have taken more mathematics courses
are more proficient at math than other students. The same is true in English,
foreign language studies, and almost every other subject. Only in history
is stupidity the result of more, not less, schooling."
"As a subject for research, the possibility
of African discovery of America has never been a tempting one for American
historians. In a sense, we choose our own history, or more accurately,
we select those vistas of history for our examinations which promise us
the greatest satisfaction, and we have had little appetite to explore the
possibility that our founding father was a black man."
"Considering that virtually none of the standard
fare surrounding Thanksgiving contains an ounce of authenticity, historical
accuracy, or cross-cultural perception, why is it so apparently ingrained?
Is it necessary to the American psyche to perpetually exploit and debase
its victims in order to justify its history?"
"Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital.
Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor
had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much
the higher consideration."
"Ten men in our country could buy the whole
world and ten million can't buy enough to eat."
"If there's no wound on the hand,
"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to
reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do
not refer to reality."
"The whole dream of democracy is to raise the
proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois."
"Take heed that when effort is too strenuous
it leads to strain and when too slack to laziness. So make a firm determination
that you will adopt the middle way, not allowing yourself to struggle or
to slacken, but recognizing that faith, energy, mindfulness, concentration,
and wisdom are the fruits of a calm and equable way."
"When a person responds to the joys and sorrows
of others as if they were his own, he has attained the highest state of
spiritual union."
"The secret source of humour itself is not
joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven."
"Only exceptionally rational men can afford
to be absurd."
"Personally I'm always ready to learn, although
I do not always like being taught."
"Arctic sea ice is melting
fast. There was 20 percent less of it than normal this summer, and as Dr.
Mark Serreze, one of the researchers from Colorado's National Snow and
Ice Data Center, told reporters, 'the feeling is we are reaching a tipping
point or threshold beyond which sea ice will not recover.' That is particularly
bad news because it creates a potent feedback effect: instead of blinding
white ice that bounces sunlight back into space, there is now open blue
water that soaks up the sun's heat, amplifying the melting process.
"Scientists are by training and nature conservative
and...have probably underestimated our impact. Fifty years from now — I
hope I'm wrong — I think you may be living in a world where you don't go
outside between one and four in the afternoon."
"Iraqis of all stripes say
they are the descendants of Mesopotamia, the glorious great-grandchildren
of the cradle of civilization.
"We have to face the unpleasant as well as
the affirmative side of the human story, including our own story as a nation,
our own stories of our peoples. We have got to have the ugly facts in order
to protect us from the official view of reality."
"If we do not speak of it, others will surely
rewrite the script. Each of the body bags, all of the mass graves will
be reopened and their contents abracadabraed into a noble cause."
"God has not been preparing the English speaking
and Teutonic peoples for a thousand years for nothing... He has given us
the spirit of progress to overwhelm the forces of reaction throughout the
earth. He has made us adept in government that we may administer government
among savage and senile peoples... And of all our race He has marked the
American people as His chosen nation to finally lead in the redemption
of the world."
"One of the basic troubles with radio and television
news is that both instruments have grown up as an incompatible combination
of show business, advertising and news. Each of the three is a rather bizarre
and demanding profession. And when you get all three under one roof, the
dust never settles. The top management of the networks with a few notable
exceptions, has been trained in advertising, research, sales or show business.
But by the nature of the corporate structure, they also make the final
and crucial decisions having to do with news and public affairs. Frequently
they have neither the time nor the competence to do this. It is not easy
for the same small group of men to decide whether to buy a new station
for millions of dollars, build a new building, alter the rate card, buy
a new Western, sell a soap opera, decide what defensive line to take in
connection with the latest Congressional inquiry, how much money to spend
on promoting a new program, what additions or deletions should be made
in the existing covey or clutch of vice-presidents, and at the same time
- frequently on the same long day - to give mature, thoughtful consideration
to the manifold problems that confront those who are charged with the responsibility
for news and public affairs."
"It is becoming increasingly apparent that
we shall not have the benefits of this world for much longer. The imminent
and expected destruction of the life cycle of world ecology can only be
prevented by a radical shift in outlook from our present naive conception
of this world as a testing ground to a more mature view of the universe
as a comprehensive matrix of life forms."
William Jennings Bryan: "I do not think about
the things I do not think about."
"Bush wanted to bomb
Al-Jazeera headquarters in Qatar. This British report was squelched
by the Official Secrets Act, but not before it caused a sensation around
the world due to its detailed plausibility--except in the US, where corporate
media dismissed the allegation out of hand.
"In 1918, the President's
grandfather, Prescott Bush, and several accomplices desecrated the grave
of Apache holy man Geronimo at Ft. Sill, OK. The men removed Geronimo's
head and a prized silver bridle which had been buried with him. Using acid
and amid laughter, they stripped Geronimo's head of hair and flesh. They
then took their 'trophies' back to Yale University and put them on display
in the clubhouse of the secret fraternity 'Skull & Bones.'
"Once you have learned how to ask questions
- relevant and appropriate and substantial questions - you have learned
how to learn and no one can keep you from learning whatever you want or
need to know."
"How a politician stands on the Second Amendment
tells you how he or she views you as an individual... as a trustworthy
and productive citizen, or as part of an unruly crowd that needs to be
lorded over, controlled, supervised, and taken care of."
"The only purpose for which power can be rightfully
exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is
to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not
sufficient warrant."
"Our great human adventure is the evolution
of consciousness. We are in this life to enlarge the soul, liberate the
spirit, and light up the brain."
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