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Posted January 15, 2007 ![]() Anti-Gospel Song of the Week
I Wasn't There So I Don't Know
by Michael Dare
(works pretty well to the tune of O Mary Don't You
Weep from Bruce Springsteen's latest album of Pete Seeger tunes, but
anything'll do)
God made it all in seven days
God made it all in seven days
God made it all in seven days
but I wasn't there so I don't know
Adam and Eve never wore no clothes
Adam and Eve never wore no clothes
Adam and Eve never wore no clothes
but I wasn't there so I don't know
Tower of Babel was mighty tall
Tower of Babel was mighty tall
Tower of Babel was mighty tall
but I wasn't there so I don't know
Noah led the animals two by two
Noah led the animals two by two
Noah led the animals two by two
but I wasn't there so I don't know
Moses led his people to the promised land
Moses led his people to the promised land
Moses led his people to the promised land
but I wasn't there so I don't know
Mary was a virgin and she still gave birth
Mary was a virgin and she still gave birth
Mary was a virgin and she still gave birth
but I wasn't there so I don't know
Christ rose up from his bloody grave
Christ rose up from his bloody grave
Christ rose up from his bloody grave
but I wasn't there so I don't know
![]() A Few Words in Defense of my Country By Randy Newman I'd like to say a few words in defense of my country Whose people aren't bad nor are they mean Now, the leaders we have, while they're the worst that we've had, Are hardly the worst this poor world has ever seen. Lets turn history's pages, shall we? Think of Caesars, for example. Well, the first few of them, they were sleeping with their sisters, Stashing little boys in swimming pools, burning down the city. One of them, he appointed his own horse to be counselor of the empire. That's like vice president well, wait, that's not a very good example. But here's a good one, the Spanish Inquisition, Putting people in terrible position. I don't even like to think about it. Well, sometimes I like to think about it. Just a few words in defense of my country Whose time at the top may be coming to an end. Oh, we don't want your love And I guess respect is out of the question at this point. At times like these, we could sure use a friend. Hitler, Stalin men who need no introduction. Much worse. King Leopold of Belgium. That's right, everyone thinks he's so great. Well, he owned the Congo, you know, and he tore it up, too. It was the Switzerland of Africa. He took the diamond, he took the gold, he took the silver. You know what he left it with? Malaria. You know, a president once said, The only thing we have to fear is fear itself Now it seems like were supposed to be afraid. Its patriotic, in fact. Afraid of what? Why, afraid of being afraid. That's what terror means, isn't it? You know, House of Wax, stuff like that. Not anymore it doesn't. You know, it pisses me off a little when I think that this Supreme Courts going to outlive me. A couple of young Italian fellas and a brother on the court now, too. But I defy you, anywhere in the world, to find me two Italians like the two Italians we got. And as for the brother, well, Pluto's not a planet anymore, either. The end of an empire is messy at best And this here empire's ending just like all the rest. Like the Spanish Armada, adrift on the sea, Were adrift in the land of the brave and the home of the free. Good-bye, Good-bye, Good-bye. Download an MP3 of a live performance of this song, which isn't on an album
yet, here (at the
bottom of the page).
Free Movie Download of the
Week
Over the past quarter century,
an increasingly influential movement on the far right has waged a sustained war
on the Constitution as we know it. Ultra-conservative politicians, judges,
professors and activists would overturn decades of precedent to shred the fabric
of popular laws protecting workers, consumers and public health, expand
executive power at the expense of basic civil liberties, and impose a narrow
social agenda on the rest of the body politic.
“If they succeed,” says
University of Chicago law professor Cass Sunstein, “we will, without really
seeing it happen, end up with a very different country—one that’s both less free
and less equal.”
Quiet
Revolution traces the growth of the
ultra-conservative movement, shines a light on its strategies, and breaks
through its rhetoric to expose how it envisions reshaping American law and
life.
I
Feel So Much Safer Now
"The U.S. military has sold
forbidden equipment at least a half-dozen times to middlemen for countries
including Iran and China who exploited security flaws in the Defense
Department's surplus auctions. The sales include fighter jet parts and missile
components.
"In one case, federal investigators said, the contraband made
it to Iran, a country President George W. Bush branded part of an 'axis of
evil.'
"In that instance, a Pakistani arms broker convicted of
exporting U.S. missile parts to Iran resumed business after his release from
prison. He purchased Chinook helicopter engine parts for Iran from a U.S.
company that had bought them in a Pentagon surplus sale. Immigration and Customs
Enforcement agents, speaking on condition of anonymity, say those parts made it
to Iran.
"The surplus sales can operate like a supermarket for arms
dealers.
"'Right Item, Right Time, Right Place, Right Price, Every
Time. Best Value Solutions for America's Warfighters,' the Defense Reutilization
and Marketing Service says on its Web site, calling itself 'the place to obtain
original U.S. Government surplus property.'"
Santa Fe police
will soon be able to seize the cars of motorists merely accused of
drunken driving. No trial or actual conviction necessary.
![]() Rachel Bevilacqua
lost custody of her son for participating in the Church of the SubGenius. Upon
learning the details of the SubGenius parody of religion, the judge
apparently lost his temper completely, and began to shout abuse at Rachel,
calling her a "pervert," "mentally ill," "lying," and a participant in "sex
orgies." The judge ordered that Rachel is to have absolutely no contact with her
son, not even in writing, because he felt the pictures of her performance art,
which satirized The Passion of the Christ, were evidence enough to
suspect "severe mental illness." Please check out the details of this insane
case here.
Bumpersticker of the
Week
![]() Thanks to Garry Goodrow
Satan Doesn't Want You To
Know
"They were careless people, Tom and Daisy they
smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or
their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let
other people clean up the mess they had made."
- F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Great
Gatsby -
- James A. Garfield -
"The good cannot seize power, nor retain it; to do
this men must love power. And the love of power is inconsistent with goodness;
but quite consistent with the very opposite qualities: pride, cunning,
cruelty."
- Leo Tolstoy -"
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of
the stuff that nature replaces it with."
- Tennessee Williams: Cat on a Hot Tin
Roof -
"In the end, it is not the culture from which we
came but the one each of us is helping to create that will matter. It is our
common fate rather than our disparate pasts that will ultimately describe,
redeem, or destroy us."
- Sam Smith -
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental
ills of society. If we're looking for the sources of our troubles, we shouldn't
test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and
love of power."
- P. J. O'Rourke -
"If your plan is for one year, plant rice. If your
plan is for ten years, plant trees. If your plan is for one hundred years,
educate children."
- Confucius -
"The average American is subjected to 3,000
commercial messages a day. If you have a good day, a half dozen people will
tell you a truth worth remembering. Thus the lies win out 500 to
one."
- Sam Smith -
"The reason that George W. Bush insists that
'victory' is achievable in Iraq is not that he is deluded or isolated or
ignorant or detached from reality or ill-advised. No, it's that his definition
of 'victory' is different from those bruited about in his own rhetoric and in
the ever-earnest disquisitions of the chattering classes in print and online.
For Bush, victory is indeed at hand. It could come at any moment now, could
already have been achieved by the time you read this. And the driving force
behind his planned 'surge' of American troops is the need to preserve those
fruits of victory that are now ripening in his hand. At any time within the next
few days, the Iraqi Council of Ministers is expected to approve a new
'hydrocarbon law' essentially drawn up by the Bush administration and its UK
lackey, the Independent on Sunday reported. The new bill will 'radically redraw
the Iraqi oil industry and throw open the doors to the third-largest oil
reserves in the world,' says the paper, whose reporters have seen a draft of the
new law. 'It would allow the first large-scale operation of foreign oil
companies in the country since the industry was nationalized in 1972.' If the
government's parliamentary majority prevails, the law should take effect in
March."
- Chris Floyd: Surging
Toward the Ultimate Prize -
"Things are seldom as they seem, Skim milk masquerades as
cream."
- Gilbert & Sullivan: HMS
Pinafore -
"Every nuclear weapon is a portable
Auschwitz."
- Daniel Ellsberg -
"Intelligent discontent is the mainspring of
civilization."
- Eugene V. Debs -
"I'm an Essex girl. You know how you know if
an Essex girl has an orgasm? She drops her fries."
- Helen Mirren -
"An adult is one who has lost the grace, the
freshness, the innocence of the child, who is no longer capable of feeling pure
joy, who makes everything complicated, who spreads suffering everywhere, who is
afraid of being happy, and who, because it is easier to bear, has gone back to
sleep. The wise man is a happy child."
- Arnaud Desjardins -
"Music rots when it gets too far from the dance.
Poetry atrophies when it gets too far from the music."
- Ezra Pound -
"There is no safety in numbers, or in anything
else."
- James Thurber -
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in
the process he does not become a monster."
- Frederich Nietzsche -
"The rapture is not an exit
strategy."
- Jesus Christ -
"For some reason my mind keeps turning to food. I know I have not
eaten all the eclairs I always wanted."
- Art Buchwald's final column: Goodbye
My Friends -
"Most pundits concentrated on
Iraq and wacky health insurance stuff. But that's just bubbles and blather. The
real agenda is in the small stuff. The little razors in the policy apple, the
nasty little pieces of policy shrapnel that whiz by between the appearances of
the Presidential tongue.
"First, there was the announcement the regime will, give
employers the tools to verify the legal status of their workers. In case you
missed that one, the President is talking about creating a federal citizen
profile database.
"There's a problem with that idea. Its against the law. The
law in question is the United States Constitution. The Founding Fathers thought
the government had no right to keep track on a citizen unless there is evidence
they have committed, or planned to commit, a crime.
"But the Founding Fathers didn't imagine there were millions
and billions of dollars to be made by private contractors ready to perform this
KGB operation for the Department of Homeland Security, tracking each and every
one of us to keep tabs on our status.
"These work databases will tie into voter verification
databases required by the Help America Vote Act. And these will tie to the
databases on citizenship and so on.
"Will Big Brother abuse these snoop lists? The biggest
purveyor of such hit lists is Choice Point, Inc. those characters who, before
the 2000 election, helped Jeb Bush purge innocent voters as felons from Florida
voter rolls. Will they abuse the new super-lists? Does Dick Cheney shoot in the
woods?"
- Greg Palast: Off the Rails: Big
Oil, Big Brother Win Big in the State of the Union -
"The brotherhood of man is not a mere poet's
dream: it is a most depressing and humiliating reality."
- Oscar Wilde - "I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and
want 2000 of something."
- Mitch Hedberg - "I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out
where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin - "Either I've been missing something or nothing has
been going on."
- Karen Elizabeth Gordon - "Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use." - Wendell Johnson - "It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose."
- Darrin Weinberg - |

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