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Posted April 3, 2007  "Effective immediately, The Jewish Theological Seminary will
accept qualified gay and lesbian students to our rabbinical and cantorial
schools."
- Actual press release from the JTS -
Uh oh, I smell a sitcom. Coming this fall on Fox, it's...
Shlomo
Shlomo
The openly gay moyl
Living with a guy
Doesn't want a goil
Shlomo
Shlomo
Don't give him a kiss
Unless you want your party
to turn into a bris
He went to shul - his parents gave him quite a
send off
Don't let him see your penis or he'll cut the
end off
He does a little thing he calls a
circumcision
but he's gotta wear his glasses if you want
precision
Shlomo
Shlomo
The Openly Gay (and unfortunately nearsighted)
Moyl
Shlomo comes home to his life partner, Moishe, who's preparing a
soufflé.
Shlomo: Hoo boy, did I have a hard day.
Moishe: You had a hard day? My sideburns kept getting in
the soufflé batter.
Shlomo: Easier than slicing off the ends of peckers of squirming
babies.
Moishe: Stop complaining. You get more dick than Michael
Jackson.
Shlomo: Oi, you're such a tease. Look at that punim. Gimme a
kiss, you great big mensch.
Shlomo dumps a bag of foreskins on the living room table, gets
out a couple of knitting needles, and begins knitting.
Moishe: What are you doing?
Shlomo: I'm making you a wallet.
Moishe: Out of those?
Shlomo: Yes. And the great thing is when you rub it, it'll turn
into a suitcase.
Lots of canned laughter. Cut to Viagra commercial.
You know the magic button, the one that magically
makes hypothetical things happen? Surely you've got one. No? I've got three for
you.
 Push the button and absolutely everybody in the
United States who has gotten away with premeditated murder is magically removed
from society and transported to prison, forgetting for the moment that prisons
aren't necessarily the best possible way to deal with sociopaths. I'm sure
there's another button somewhere that treats sociopaths properly, but that's not
this button. All this button does is remove potentially dangerous criminals from
the public, making the world a safer place. How many would it be? Surely there
are thousands of unsolved murders where the perp is still around.
Hell, I'd push the button. Wouldn't
you?
 Then there's button number two. Push it and
absolutely everybody in the United States who has gotten away with forcible rape
is magically removed from society the same way. Fuck them. Sure, I'd push
it.
 Push button number three and absolutely everybody
in the United States who has gotten away with smoking marijuana is magically
removed from society and put in prison. We're talking something in the
neighborhood of 30 million people. Would you push the button?
No?
Good, you just came out in favor of the complete
legalization of marijuana.
I Feel So Much Safe Now
"Former Defense Secretary
Donald H. Rumsfeld cannot be tried on allegations of torture in overseas
military prisons, a federal judge said Tuesday in a case he described as
'lamentable.'
"U.S. District Judge Thomas F. Hogan threw out a lawsuit
brought on behalf of nine former prisoners in Iraq and Afghanistan. He said
Rumsfeld cannot be held personally responsible for actions taken in connection
with his government job.
"The lawsuit contends the prisoners were beaten, suspended
upside down from the ceiling by chains, urinated on, shocked, sexually
humiliated, burned, locked inside boxes and subjected to mock
executions...
"'Despite the horrifying
torture allegations,' Hogan said, he could find no case law supporting the
lawsuit, which he previously had described as unprecedented.
"Allowing the case to go forward, Hogan said in December,
might subject government officials to all sorts of political lawsuits. Even
Osama bin Laden could sue, Hogan said, claiming two American presidents
threatened to have him murdered.
'There is no getting around the fact that authorizing monetary
damages remedies against military officials engaged in an active war would
invite enemies to use our own federal courts to obstruct the Armed Forces'
ability to act decisively and without hesitation,' Hogan wrote
Tuesday."
- Matt Apuzzo: Judge
Dismisses Lawsuit Against Rumsfeld -
"Does this mean all civil servants can torture
people with impunity? Sure explains the way I'm treated at the
DMV."
- guy who's gotta know -
"Slashdot and
Cryptome report that the U.S. Department of
Homeland Security (DHS) is demanding the master key for the DNS root zone - a
demand that has other nations alarmed. With the master key, DHS would have
control over the Internet, as Slashdot describes, quoting an anonymous reader. -
'The key will play an important role in the new DNSSec security extension,
because it will make spoofing IP-addresses impossible. By forcing the IANA
[Internet Assigned Numbers Authority] to hand out a copy of the master key, the
US government will be the only institution that is able to spoof IP addresses
and be able to break into computers connected to the Internet without much
effort.'"
"When other nations are worried, Americans, too, should
be concerned. The Bush administration has demonstrated that it is unable to
wield power responsibly. Therefore, its demand for Internet control should be
viewed as an opportunity to abuse its authority to control a medium that has
played a critical role in holding it accountable."
- Deep Harm: DHS demand for DNS
master key alarms nations -
 The latest episode of
Bones, The Priest in the Courtyard (aired March 28), was a
remarkable thing to see on prime time television, much less on Fox. In a display
of total disregard for her partner's religious beliefs, Emily Deschanel, playing
forensic anthropologist Dr. Temperance Brennan, revealed her true colors during
her investigation of a murder at a church cemetery. She
casually referred to God as her partner's "invisible friend" and the church as
"supernatural mythology." And Rupert Murdoch let this on the air? Here
are some more actual quotes:
"I'm supposed
walk on eggshells because someone believes that a plot of earth has supernatural
properties because somebody waved a wand over it?"
"Funny, a man who believes in an invisible
superbeing wants to run my personal life."
"At one time most people were certain that the
sun moved around the earth."
"Can't you just be satisfied that if I'm wrong
about God, I'll burn in hell?"
"You know it was the Druids who first thought of
the Yew tree as sacred. The Christians adopted the belief claiming it as their
own."
"Actually, organized belief systems which fail
to adapt to changing morays are demoted from religions to acknowledged
metaphoric myth systems. I mean no one worships Odin any more, or
Zeus."
"Can we take this with us or do we have to serve
a warrant on God?"
"I'm not attacking God, he doesn't exist so how
can I?"
Sophistimicated Doowacky of
the Week
An Inconvenient
Spam
 Maybe you got it too, a series of pictures claiming to be the
home of royalty, Sheikh Zayed Bin Sultan al Nahyan, with the caption
"Amazing what $2.75 a gallon can buy." It's clearly an Arab palace in the
desert, apparently bought with oil money, and it pisses you off royally.
So you go to Snopes and find
out it's NOT the home of Sheikh Zayed Bin Sultan al Nahyan but actually a hotel
lobby in Abu Dhabi.
And that's supposed to make it all better.
Except it was STILL bought with oil money and we're currently
paying around $3.00 a gallon.
And it's unquestionably the most extravagant
expendature I've ever seen. Me, you, nobody we know will ever be able
to afford to spend one single night there.
So I'm still pissed, only not as royally.
$100 Million in Boner Pill
Ads Guarantees This Story Will Never Be on US Television
"A chance discovery by a
Berkshire allotment-holder that a plant widely available in garden centres has
the same effect on men as Viagra has been confirmed by experts at one of the
world's leading botanical institutions.
"The plant is winter-flowering heather, and botanists at the
Royal Botanic Gardens, Edinburgh, many of them heather experts who have
recognised the source of its active ingredient, now expect it to be the next
must-have plant in British gardens. Demand is already high. Nurseries and garden
centres in some areas are having trouble finding sufficient supplies as word
spreads of the plant's unexpected properties...
"The latest gardening craze was triggered by a discovery by a
55-year-old furniture restorer, Michael Ford, on his allotment. He was always
experimenting with drinks made from different plants and one day he tried an
infusion from his winter-flowering heather. He said: 'The effect was almost
immediate. I had to stay in my potting shed for an hour or so before I could
decently walk down the street.'"
- David Randall: Grow-your-own
Viagra craze hits Britain's garden centres -
Caption Contest
Results
 GWB's stomach ulcer is making a desperate bid
for freedom.
- Joe -
Heart? What heart?
- Jed Closson -
I pledge allegiance to the belly of the
Commander in Chief and to the food with which it is filled,
one burger, under cheese, cut in half, with
secret sauce and freedom fries.
- Ben King -
Who farted?
- james and katherine allard -
"Dick, Dick Cheney, are you all right? You
had a reaction to your heart meds and were spouting gibberish for the past six
years.
You passed out after your top aid was
convicted, but we think you'll be fine. Now... how many fingers are we holding
up?"
Napoleon Bonaparte, eat your heart
out.
"Is that... Roseanne?"
- Baron Dave -
"Uh oh... gotta do poops NOW!"
- Jimmy Yellen -
"It's fun to stay at the I - R - A - Q
!"
(With apologies to the Village
People)
- Scott Marinoff -
DEMONSTRATING THAT THE WAY TO A MAN'S HEART
IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH,
DECIDER GEORGE W BUSH POSES FOR A PHOTO
OP.
IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING, HE WAS GIVEN THE
PROMISED COOKIE.
- Herr Bookmonger -
Lets all samba!
Will anyone notice if I zip my fly back
up?
I could have had a V-8! Oh, no, I'm supposed
to hit my forehead.
You put your right hand in, you put your
right hand out, you do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about.
I pledge my gut to the United States of
America.
Boy, even after 3200 military deaths, I still
get nauseated.
Are we still doing the Macarena?
Will someone get me a Bean-o?
Do I use my right hand or my left?
Blonde guy between two little girls: "Oh, my
God, the President stole my wallet!"
- Lynette Sheffield -
Stupid Question of the
Week
Anybody got a copy of that new Buffy the
Vampire Slayer comic book?
Send your answer to fat
chance.
"Quotes" of
the Week
U.K. defense secretary says talks are under
way over 15 captured troops. Iran's Arabic satellite channel announced Sunday it
would soon air "confessions" from two of the 15 captured British sailors, hours
after about 200 Iranian youths threw rocks and firecrackers at the British
Embassy in protest over the escalating standoff between the two
nations.
Why are quotation marks used around the word
confession when the confessions are made by UK troops held in Iran - but when
prisoners at Guantanamo Bay are tortured by the US into confessing 31 acts of
terrorism, no quotation marks are used around the word?
Moron That
Story
"Gee, what would be the perfect manufactured
excuse for invading a country? How about deliberately letting them capture some
of your sailors? Then you've got to go in to save them. Yeah, that'll
work."
- Karl Rove -
"I share the outrage expressed
in the British press over the treatment of our naval personnel accused by Iran
of illegally entering their waters. It is a disgrace. We would never dream of
treating captives like this - allowing them to smoke cigarettes, for example,
even though it has been proven that smoking kills. And as for compelling poor
servicewoman Faye Turney to wear a black headscarf, and then allowing the
picture to be posted around the world - have the Iranians no concept of
civilised behaviour? For God's sake, what's wrong with putting a bag over her
head? That's what we do with the Muslims we capture: we put bags over their
heads, so it's hard to breathe. Then it's perfectly acceptable to take
photographs of them and circulate them to the press because the captives can't
be recognised and humiliated in the way these unfortunate British service people
are.
"It is also unacceptable that these British captives should be
made to talk on television and say things that they may regret later. If the
Iranians put duct tape over their mouths, like we do to our captives, they
wouldn't be able to talk at all. Of course they'd probably find it even harder
to breathe - especially with a bag over their head - but at least they wouldn't
be humiliated.And what's all this about allowing the captives to write letters
home saying they are all right? It's time the Iranians fell into line with the
rest of the civilised world: they should allow their captives the privacy of
solitary confinement. That's one of the many privileges the US grants to its
captives in Guantanamo Bay.
"The true mark of a civilised country is that it doesn't rush
into charging people whom it has arbitrarily arrested in places it's just
invaded. The inmates of Guantanamo, for example, have been enjoying all the
privacy they want for almost five years, and the first inmate has only just been
charged. What a contrast to the disgraceful Iranian rush to parade their
captives before the cameras!"
"The British Government has published a map showing the
coordinates of the incident, well within an Iran/Iraq maritime border. The
mainstream media and even the blogosphere has bought this hook, line and sinker.
"But there are two colossal problems.
"A) The Iran/Iraq maritime boundary shown on the British
government map does not exist. It has been drawn up by the British Government.
Only Iraq and Iran can agree their bilateral boundary, and they never have done
this in the Gulf, only inside the Shatt because there it is the land border too.
This published boundary is a fake with no legal force.
"B) Accepting the British coordinates for the position
of both HMS Cornwall and the incident, both were closer to Iranian land than
Iraqi land. Go on, print out the map and measure it. Which underlines the point
that the British produced border is not a reliable one.
- Craig Murray: Fake
Maritime Boundaries -
Satan Doesn't Want You to
Know
Only poisoned pets go to heaven.
Don't Take My Word
For It
"Never mistake motion for action."
- Ernest Hemingway -
- William J. McMinn -
"If a man is offered a fact which goes against his
instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is
overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered
something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he
will accept it even on the slightest evidence."
- Bertrand Russell: Roads to Freedom
-
"I'm a good believer in capitalism, which when
you're making it is wonderful and if you're not, it fucks you and stabs your
heart and rips your entrails out. Without money, you're dead in this society.
When I had no money, I had nothing. Women didn't like me as much, I wasn't as
charming. I was alone most of the time. Hookers never throw you a charity fuck
and with shrinks I could not get therapy."
- Al Goldstein -
"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, but not
necessarily the whole truth, maintaining an overall average of at least 70
percent truth, subject to later verification by an independent panel, so help
you God?"
- Hart Seely: Nine Other Oaths Karl Rove Could
Swear -
"There is no meaning existing in life - one has to create it. Only if you
create it will you discover it. It has to be invented first. It is not lying
there like a rock; it has to be created like a song. It is not a thing; it is a
significance that you bring through your consciousness. Don't wait for it. It
never comes by just waiting."
- Osho -
"There are two fundamental
truths about the war in Iraq. The first is that the administration did not
tell the American people the true reasons for this war. Whether it was
through deliberate lies or by false intelligence, the consequence is equal. The
second is that the democratic election that took place in Iraq in 2005 was
a victory for the majority Shiite, and for their sponsors, Iran.
"The administration insisted on early elections to demonstrate
the Iraqi populace was prepared and eager for democratic governance. The
election may have been free and democratic, but the results of the
elections established the contrary.
"Iran through its surrogate Muqtada al-Sadr and his Mahdi army
provided money and influence, and if necessary coercion, to assure the
election of their chosen candidates. Those Shiite candidates won majority
control of the Iraqi government."
- Morgan Strong: Why Iran Won in Iraq
-
"Let me clear it up for any moron with lingering
doubts: It's worse. It's over. You lost. You lost the day your
tanks rolled into Baghdad to the cheers of your imported, American-trained
monkeys. You lost every single family whose home your soldiers violated. You
lost every sane, red-blooded Iraqi when the Abu Ghraib pictures came out and
verified your atrocities behind prison walls as well as the ones we see in our
streets. You lost when you brought murderers, looters, gangsters and militia
heads to power and hailed them as Iraq's first democratic government. You lost
when a gruesome execution was dubbed your biggest accomplishment. You lost the
respect and reputation you once had. You lost more than 3000 troops. That is
what you lost America. I hope the oil, at least, made it
worthwhile."
- Iraqi blogger riverbendblog quoted in attytood
-
"Atop Iraq's al Basrah Oil
Terminal, heavily armed anti-terrorism forces stand guard while the theft of the
century may be occurring right under their noses. Tankers berthed at the
sprawling platform, located off Iraq's southern coast in the Persian Gulf, take
on the oil that is the lifeblood of Iraq's war-torn economy.
"Millions of dollars' worth of oil is stolen daily in Iraq
because of the absence of oil meters, a basic tool for preventing corruption,
according to estimates by classified CIA and State Department reports, the Iraq
Study Group Report , a former consultant to a U.S. oil company and a former
State Department adviser to Iraq's Oil Ministry.
"A six-month investigation by KTVT found the annual thefts run
into the billions of dollars and help fuel insurgents, sectarian militias and
corrupt officials as well as deprive the Iraqis of much-needed money to run
their struggling government.
"'I would say probably between 200,000 and 500,000 barrels a
day is probably unaccounted for in Iraq,' says Mikel Morris, who worked for the
State Department's Iraq Reconstruction Management Organization (IRMO) in
Baghdad. Depending on fluctuations in the price of oil, the thefts could be
worth $20 million to $30 million per day."
- Cervantes -
"This is National Velociraptor Awareness Month!
The American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention, along with the North
American Velociraptor Defense Association and the United Velociraptor Widows
Fund, will be providing free velociraptor safety seminars at local Red Cross
centers across the nation. Contact your local center for more
information."
"If the day ever comes when there are no enemies left in the world,
governments will invent them for us, so don't worry. Besides - who says we only
spy on enemies? All history teaches us that today's allies are tomorrow's
rivals. Fashion may dictate priorities, but foresight doesn't. For as long as
rogues become leaders, we shall spy. For as long as there are bullies and liars
and madmen in the world, we shall spy. For as long as nations compete, and
politicians deceive, and tyrants launch conquests, and consumers need resources,
and the homeless look for land, and the hungry for food, and the rich for
excess, your chosen profession is perfectly secure, I can assure you."
- Smiley to his students in John LeCarré's The Secret Pilgrim
-
"Published in the winter 2007
volume of Journalism History, 'Depression, Drink and Dissipation' finds
that almost half of the best people to ever push a noun against a verb in
newsprint were debilitated by depression, serious anxiety, or bipolar disorder;
over a third were titanic drunks, pill-poppers, or opium-addicts; nearly a third
were serial philanderers, and a sizable bunch were misogynists, man-eaters, or
violent bullies. In almost every case, the tendency to booze, carouse, or
otherwise self-annihilate developed or seriously deepened during their days in
journalism. All this is enough to make Underwood, who left a career covering
politics for the Seattle Times to teach at the University of Washington, wonder
whether 'these behaviors and the choice of journalism and writing as a career
are perhaps not unrelated.' Well, yeah...
"Psychologists have shown that
neurotics can make good journalists when they project their inner doubts and
dissatisfactions onto the world. This is the energy behind investigative
reporting and the source of journalism's vaunted distrust of power, the argument
goes. 'Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever
studied, writing columns for newspapers,' Breslin says.
"For good or ill, journalism and neurosis may be inextricably
caught up together, tangled in the timeless conundrum of what comes first. Does
the profession break talented people with steady pressure, severe constraints,
and public censure for missteps? Or does it attract broken talent who seek
unstable schedules, extreme experiences, and the megalomaniacal pleasure of
their name in print?"
- Tony Dokoupil: Charting
the Connection Between Booze and News -
"Meanwhile, another GOP county
election official is also under intensifying fire. Lisa Schwartze, executive
director of the Hocking County BOE, has been charged with allowing an
unmonitored manipulation of electronic memory drives before the 2004 recount
could be completed. A memo purportedly written by Schwartze also directs poll
workers to recount a precinct chosen deliberately by Schwartze, rather than at
random, as the law demands. Two Cuyahoga County poll workers have been convicted
of felonies for similar behavior, and have each been sentenced to 18 months in
prison.
"Schwartze's offenses, however, may not stop there. According
to sworn affidavits from Sherole Eaton, former Hocking County DOE assistant
director, Schwartze publicly bragged of having held Republican Party fundraisers
in her executive director's office, a clear illegality. Schwartze may also have
organized the fundraisers while being paid by the county to do her allegedly
non-partisan job as executive director.
"Schwartze may also have supervised the shredding of voter
registration rolls leading up to the 2004 election. Eaton's under-oath testimony
strongly indicates this destruction of vital public records may also have been
illegal."
- Bob Fitrakis & Harvey Wasserman: More potential
2004 election illegalities rock Ohio's Hocking County as Cleveland braces for a
legal firestorm -
"When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign,
that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."
- Jonathan Swift -
"Someone has to be the first drop of
rain."
- Taslima Nasrin -
"He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery."
- Samuel Smiles -
"The end of my foot itched, but my bank account was still trying to crawl
under a duck."
- Raymond Chandler: Farewell, My Lovely
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Chapter 1
The Inmates It was a good night to be insane. Pitch black, rain pouring heavily, lightning striking again and again, perfect for lighting up the old wooden sign outside the crumbling gray stone walls of "The Gainesville Asylum for the Insane," with the word "insane" crossed off in crayon and the words "mentally handicapped" scrawled nearby, and the words "mentally handicapped" crossed off in chalk with the words "perfectly normal" scribbled next to them. There must have been an insane cackle breaking the momentum of the storm as lightning struck again and again, barely illuminating a skeleton key opening an old lock on a dirty door, heavy with age, squeaking open with a rusty creak. Another insane cackle. Yep, the insane like nights like this. It takes them outside themselves, forcing them to ponder the outside world as it really is, a random series of powerful illuminations, rather than the inside world, which varies splendidly in the sparkling synapses of the cerebral cortex of each individual, sane or not. |
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