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I Feel So Much Safer Now A photographer was arrested for taking pictures of Dick Cheney's hotel. Meanwhile, there were explosions under his house. Totally Futile Act of the Week Write a letter to Bush asking him to get Bin Laden before attacking Iraq. Headline of the Week Kissinger Completes 9/11 Investigation
- Ironic Times - Online Music Video of the Week Kittens Singing The Vines (It's cute, it's horrifying, and it rocks) Totally Wacko (unless it's all true) New World Order Site of the Week The Cutting Edge: It's all God's fault. Save the Canadians A group of Canadians have gone to Baghdad to act as human shields. Why Not Michael Moore? Secretary of the Navy Gordon R. England will name the Navy's tenth Nimitz class aircraft carrier in honor of World War II Naval Aviator and former head of the Bush Evil Empire, George Herbert Walker Bush. Satire of the Week Jack Black's hysterical version of a very important scene from Lord of the Rings. Calling All Vegetarians Paul McCartney won't eat meat but washes himself in soap made with animal fat. Dueling Websites The Saudi's press release Initiatives and Actions Taken by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia in the Financial Area to Combat Terrorism vs. Our Government is for Sale to the Saudis. John Ashcroft vs. the Constitution of the United States. The Citizens for Legitimate Government vs. Grassfire. The Bill of Rights vs. the Bill of Wrongs. Bush says Islam is our friend vs. Islam says Bush is our enemy. "Insane" E-Mail of the Week By their pattern of bizarre behavior, the President--and the Vice-President--of the United States, have shown themselves to be insane. They are conducting themselves in such as manner as to violate the most fundamental principles of international law that have existed since the formation of the United Nations at the end of World War II. No President of the United States could support such insane policies, unless he himself were clinically insane. Therefore, the United Nations Security Council must recognize this fact, and it should suspend its current debate and negotiations over the insane demands being made by the President of the United States. Stop negotiating over the demands of a madman! The United Nations should declare that the President of the United States is insane, and then proceed from that standpoint. How else can you explain what the President and the Vice-President are doing? They are launching a war of aggression, in violation of the United States Constitution, and in violation of international law and the Charter of the United Nations. They are launching a war of aggression--an act which was defined as an offense against international law by the Nuremberg War Crimes Tribunal, an act for which twelve defendants were convicted and seven were sentenced to death by hanging. The principles of law recognized in the judgment of the Nuremberg Tribunal were adopted by the United Nations General Assembly in 1950. Could a President of the United States of America, who was not insane, proceed with such reckless abandon to violate such principles of law, which have been the foundation of the post-war international order? The United Nations must issue a declaration to the effect that the U.S. President is insane. Someone objects, that this would violate diplomatic protocol? Would they rather pretend that the President of the United States is not insane, and let him launch a new Thirty Years War and plunge the world into a new Dark Age? This is the only way to force reality into the current situation. - Lyndon H. LaRouche - Overlooked Technological Advance of the Week Electricity can be converted to microwaves, beamed over long distances by satellite, and then reconverted back to electricity, which means electric cars can recharge while driving without having to plug in, and gas stations can be replaced by a system of microwave satellites. Calling All Terrorists Cartoon
of the Week
Dueling Quotes "Let there
arise out of you a band of people inviting to all that is good, enjoining
what is right, and forbidding what is wrong: and these it is that shall
be successful."
"And kill
them wherever you find them, and drive them out from where they drove you
out, and persecution is worse than bloodshed."
Science Site of the Week Don't miss this amazing interactive java tutorial from Science, Optics, and You, showing the powers of 10, starting close-up in a microscope and moving out to the universe. Definition
of the American Political System
Pronunciation:
"&n-'far, -'fer
Inevitability of the Week Oh boy, the un-official Condoleeza Rice for President in 2008 site. Best Reason to Go on a Diet God is raising up multitudes of Christians (regardless of political affiliation) to fast and pray for the holiness of President George W. Bush and our nation. Join us in God's grassroots movement. Am I the Only One ...who thinks the only problem with
Dick Cheney firing Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill and National Economic
Council chief Lawrence Lindsey is that I wanted to do it?
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