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The Under-Reported Story of the Year

This is not a joke.  It's an actual lawsuit filed pro se in Fort Bend County, Texas. 

NO. 22127 MARGIE SCHOEDINGER, IN THE COUNTY CIVIL COURT 

Plaintiff AT LAW NUMBER 3  vs. 

GEORGE W. BUSH, FORT BEND COUNTY, T E X 

Plaintiff is a resident of Fort Bend County, Texas, residing at XXXXX, Missouri City, Fort Bent County, Texas, 77459. Defendant is George W. Bush, Former Governor of Texas and current President of the United States and can be served with process at: Office of the President of the United States, Executive Office Building, The Executive Office of the President, Washington D. C. 20501.

II.On or about,October 26, 2000, an attempt was made to abduct Plaintiff by three unknown assailants. Because of the actions of these assailants, Sugar Land police officers were dispatched to the scene. In the end, no report was taken, the assailants were treated respectfully and allowed to go free while Plaintiff was repeatedly and aggressively questioned. After filing a lawsuit, Plaintiff's family and past contacts were questioned and harassed. As a result, Plaintiff dismissed Plaintiff's lawsuit. Irrespective of Plaintiff dismissing the lawsuit, the harassment continued. At some point, Plaintiff contacted the Houston office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, filing a raced based harassment complaint, advising that the Sugar Land Police Department may or may not be harassing Plaintiff on behalf of her neighbors in Sugar Land or possibly on behalf of the First Colony Community Services Association. The agent in question advised Plaintiff that the situation appeared to be highly organized and most likely higher level, such as a racist organization. 

                   III. Eventually the harassment increased to the point where Plaintiff took the step of writing letters directly to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Houston Office. Instead of assisting Plaintiff with her concerns, the FBI took on the same demeanor as the Sugar Land Police Department. Eventually, Plaintiff learned, via telephone conversations, that both the Sugar Land Police Department and the Houston Office of the Federal Bureau of Investigations were acting at the behest of the Defendant, George W. Bush. As a part of their defense, the Sugar Land Police Department conducted a background investigation into Plaintiff's past activities. In the end, this investigation yielded the following information: Plaintiff had seven dates, (which became seven lovers), had told no lies, committed no crimes, gotten 2 traffic tickets and dated George W. Bush as a minor. 

                      IV. Instead of looking at this information and keeping this information concealed, both agencies began revealing this information within their own intranets. In an effort to defend himself, the Defendant and his representatives began contacting Plaintiff regarding the relationship. While Plaintiff assured the Defendant and his representatives that she neither personally revealed this information, nor would she confirm it in any setting, the Defendant, his family and his representatives continued to threaten Plaintiff.

                     V. In the end, Plaintiff learned that while the Defendant and his representatives requested that she be harassed at all costs by both agencies, the Defendant also informed Plaintiff that his only option to assure his never having to answer for the previous contact would be to simply see Plaintiff pressured to the point of committing suicide. Plaintiff s opinion was that Defendant should simply leave Plaintiff to pursue a second attempt at a degree, even a PHd. Additionally, even if the previous contact were revealed in the future, it would be of no consequence. In response to Plaintiff s refusal to give in, Plaintiff s bank account has been expunged, Plaintiff s husband has been dismissed from his place of employment, and Plaintiff has been raped and beaten -which resulted in a miscarriage. Upon going to the hospital, Plaintiff was threatened by agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation on behalf of the Defendant. The purpose being to keep Plaintiff from remaining in the hospital and be administered thorough treatment. The reason being that the Defendant might have been the father of the child that was lost. 

                      VI. Now Plaintiff continues to be threatened. According to the office of the Defendant and the Defendant, Plaintiff s background has been ruined, Plaintiff will never be able to have a clean credit bureau, Plaintiff's husband will never be able to find a job, Plaintiff degrees will continue to be expunged as well as any other achievement on Plaintiff's parts, Plaintiff will be placed on an AIDs watch list for the rest of her life, watched by the CIA, harassed by the Secret Service, placed on the National Security Agency's Photo Array, (which would cause Plaintiff to be considered as a suspect in any crime where the suspect remotely fits Plaintiff s description), Plaintiffs home is under surveillance in a manner that is fully recordable in all aspects and this surveillance is able to be loaded onto an internet page within minutes; including but not limited to prison Web sites, military web sites and any internet locale that might cause Plaintiff to be killed, raped, beaten or put in harms way. Moreover, the Defendant took personal responsibility for these decisions, explaining to Plaintiff that committing suicide would be her best option as in his opinion; Plaintiff is essentially dead in any case. No matter what Plaintiff's background was before, no matter how pristine, Plaintiff would be destroyed completely. At this point, the question repeatedly became whether or not the Defendant could have fathered the child and whether or not the hospital had actually collected the pathology on the unborn child. Finally, we decided that Plaintiff should be killed rather than being harassed to the point of committing suicide. However, the defendant stated he could not convince anyone he could trust to keep the secret to do this for him. The decision then became that the defendant should kill the Plaintiff personally. Instead of following through and just killing Plaintiff', defendant decided to go forth and ruin Plaintiff's life instead. This is the cause of Plaintiff filing this lawsuit,

                       VII. Throughout this conversation, Plaintiff learned that there was no time that the Defendant ever stopped watching Plaintiff, nor did he stop having sex with Plaintiff. The sole concern of the Defendant and his representatives was whether Plaintiff could actually recall the individual sex crimes committed against Plaintiff and Plaintiff's husband, utilizing drugs. Whether or not Plaintiff's husband was raped remains in question, as Plaintiff was drugged after she was raped and her husband was drugged before her rape. Plaintiff can only state that these men purported to be FBI agents raping her for the purpose of covering for how many times they had drugged her and allowed the Defendant to rape her in the same manner.
 

                          VIII. Plaintiff repeats and re-alleges allegation in Paragraphs I through VII. Plaintiff has sustained 1 million dollars in actual damages and seeks punitive damages in the amount of 49 million dollars for reasons of emotional distress, loss of freedom and ability to pursue Plaintiff's own dreams, alienation of affection from Plaintiff's spouse, loss of privacy, being disparaged on the internet, and loss of Plaintiff ability to be a Christian writer. Plaintiff has suffered all of the aforementioned and more as a result of Defendant's actions as described herein. 

Plaintiff prays that in addition to the aforementioned recovery, Plaintiff is entitled to recover the costs in preparing this action for trial, pursuing any necessary appeal of this action and retaining an attorney to pursue said action. 

WHEREFORE, Plaintiff prays that the Defendant, be sited to appear and answer, and that on final trial, Plaintiff be granted the following: 

1. Judgment against defendant for actual damage suffered by the Plaintiff. 

2. Judgment against the defendant for punitive damage. 

3. A further judgment against the defendant in excess of the minimum jurisdictional limits of the court. 

4. Costs of Suit. 

5. Pre-Judgment Interest. 

6. Post-Judgment Interest. 

7. Such other and further relief to which Plaintiff may be justly entitled. 

RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED,

Dated this 2nd day of December, 2002

Margie D. Schoedinger 

Calling All Investigative Journalists

Margie Schoedinger, the Texas woman who accused George W. Bush of statutory rape and forcing an abortion upon her, has been found dead. Everyone who believes it was suicide, raise your hand. According to the Houston Chronicle, "MARGIE D. SCHOEDINGER expired Monday, 9/22/03. Visitation: Friday, 9/26/03 , 7 to 9pm, McCoy & Harrison Chapel. Funeral Service: Saturday, 9/27/03, 1:30pm, McCoy & Harrison Chapel. Interment, Houston Memorial Gardens." This site, where Schoedinger's lawsuit was originally posted, now says "The requested URL was not found on this server." Might I point out that the above lawsuit claims "the Defendant also informed Plaintiff that his only option to assure his never having to answer for the previous contact would be to simply see Plaintiff pressured to the point of committing suicide." Anyone wanna guess how much money will be spent by the Federal government investigating the mysterious death of Margie Schoedinger? Where's her NBC movie-of-the-week?

Amazingly enough, even the National Inquirer didn't have balls enough to inform its readers about the black woman from Texas who accused Dubya of rape, then was found dead of a gunshot wound to the head - considered "suicide" by all those who've bought real estate on Mars. The only paper to print the story of her death? The New Nation, a small paper that serves the black community of London.
 

More Schoedinger Links
 

 
BELIEVE IT OR ELSE

I Feel So Much Safer Now

A photographer was arrested for taking pictures of Dick Cheney's hotel. Meanwhile, there were explosions under his house.

Totally Futile Act of the Week

Write a letter to Bush asking him to get Bin Laden before attacking Iraq.

Headline of the Week

Kissinger Completes 9/11 Investigation
"No one did anything wrong," he tells President.

- Ironic Times -

Online Music Video of the Week

Kittens Singing The Vines (It's cute, it's horrifying, and it rocks)

Totally Wacko (unless it's all true) New World Order Site of the Week

The Cutting Edge: It's all God's fault.

Save the Canadians

A group of Canadians have gone to Baghdad to act as human shields.

Why Not Michael Moore?

Secretary of the Navy Gordon R. England will name the Navy's tenth Nimitz class aircraft carrier in honor of World War II Naval Aviator and former head of the Bush Evil Empire, George Herbert Walker Bush.

Satire of the Week

Jack Black's hysterical version of a very important scene from Lord of the Rings.

Calling All Vegetarians

Paul McCartney won't eat meat but washes himself in soap made with animal fat.

Dueling Websites

The Saudi's press release Initiatives and Actions Taken by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia in the Financial Area to Combat Terrorism vs. Our Government is for Sale to the Saudis.

John Ashcroft vs. the Constitution of the United States.

The Citizens for Legitimate Government vs. Grassfire.

The Bill of Rights vs. the Bill of Wrongs.

Bush says Islam is our friend vs. Islam says Bush is our enemy.

"Insane" E-Mail of the Week

By their pattern of bizarre behavior, the President--and the Vice-President--of the United States, have shown themselves to be insane.

They are conducting themselves in such as manner as to violate the most fundamental principles of international law that have existed since the formation of the United Nations at the end of World War II. No President of the United States could support such insane policies, unless he himself were clinically insane.

Therefore, the United Nations Security Council must recognize this fact, and it should suspend its current debate and negotiations over the insane demands being made by the President of the United States. Stop negotiating over the demands of a madman! The United Nations should declare that the President of the United States is insane, and then proceed from that standpoint.

How else can you explain what the President and the Vice-President are doing? They are launching a war of aggression, in violation of the United States Constitution, and in violation of international law and the Charter of the United Nations. They are launching a war of aggression--an act which was defined as an offense against international law by the Nuremberg War Crimes Tribunal, an act for which twelve defendants were convicted and seven were sentenced to death by hanging. The principles of law recognized in the judgment of the Nuremberg Tribunal were adopted by the United Nations General Assembly in 1950.

Could a President of the United States of America, who was not insane, proceed with such reckless abandon to violate such principles of law, which have been the foundation of the post-war international order?

The United Nations must issue a declaration to the effect that the U.S. President is insane. Someone objects, that this would violate diplomatic protocol? Would they rather pretend that the President of the United States is not insane, and let him launch a new Thirty Years War and plunge the world into a new Dark Age? This is the only way to force reality into the current situation.

- Lyndon H. LaRouche -

Overlooked Technological Advance of the Week

Electricity can be converted to microwaves, beamed over long distances by satellite, and then reconverted back to electricity, which means electric cars can recharge while driving without having to plug in, and gas stations can be replaced by a system of microwave satellites.

Calling All Terrorists

Don't fall in love.

Cartoon of the Week

Dueling Quotes

"Let there arise out of you a band of people inviting to all that is good, enjoining what is right, and forbidding what is wrong: and these it is that shall be successful."
- Qur'an, Sura 3:104 -

"And kill them wherever you find them, and drive them out from where they drove you out, and persecution is worse than bloodshed."
- Qur'an, Sura 2:191 -

Science Site of the Week

Don't miss this amazing interactive java tutorial from Science, Optics, and You, showing the powers of 10, starting close-up in a microscope and moving out to the universe.

Definition of the American Political System
from Mirriam-Webster

Pronunciation: "&n-'far, -'fer
Function: adjective
Date: 1700
1 : marked by injustice, partiality, or deception : UNJUST
2 : not equitable in business dealings
- un·fair·ness noun

Inevitability of the Week

Oh boy, the un-official Condoleeza Rice for President in 2008 site.

Best Reason to Go on a Diet

God is raising up multitudes of Christians (regardless of political affiliation) to fast and pray for the holiness of President George W. Bush and our nation. Join us in God's grassroots movement. 

Am I the Only One

...who thinks the only problem with Dick Cheney firing Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill and National Economic Council chief Lawrence Lindsey is that I wanted to do it?
 


 
 
 
 
Dear Doc Hollywood,: 

A production company in Los Angeles is interested in a zombie script I wrote. Their name is Wildcat Entertainment, and their horror film division is called Cinemacabre (catchy). They've produced a number of straight to video movies, so they're established. 

They asked me what price I want for my script. Answer: I don't know. Honestly, I'd give it to them for free if they would make it, but I know I can get some money for it, so I should give them a price. I'm a lawyer in D.C., not a screenwriter in L.A., and I have no idea what a small independent film company will pay for a script. Sure, I could ask for $50,000 and some gross points, but that ain't gonna happen (I think). 

Your advise on what I should ask for would be greatly appreciated. 

Sincerely, 

Michael G.

Michael,

Thank you for braving time and space to contact me. 

Ideally your attorney calls their attorney and finds out what they pay for screenplays. Asking you what you'll accept is sort of a cheesy way for them to try to get away with paying less. They know you'd give it to them for free and that's what they want. WGA minimum is $45,490, but your guys obviously aren't union. Go to here to get depressed. 

The big question is How much do you want to be in business with these guys? Can you afford to let them screw you on this one so that you can make a killing on your NEXT sale to them? 

There are no standards for the amount of ways to get screwed. Just don't get them to get you to pay THEM. Try to get them to make an offer. 

MD

Dear Dr. Hollywood,

I am currently working on my first screenplay and am thinking of getting "final draft" - do you have any personal experience with this program? An opinion, if you have one, would be appreciated.

all the best

katalin

Katalin,

Thank you for braving time and space to contact me.

The best guide to screenplay software is at the WGA. There are not only reviews but links there to the companies that make the software. At their sites you can download demos that usually have the SAVE button disconnected. If you're looking to save money, there are crack sites and Newsgroups where you can learn how to disable the locks on the programs and make them completely functional but damned if I'm going to tell you where they are. 

Personally, I like MS Word with a screenplay template. I don't like being stuck in "screenplay" mode because I do a lot of other types of writing and like to switch back and forth. For scripts and nothing but scripts, Final Draft is very cool. I use their free downloadable version that takes word files and turns them into FD files. Works great.

Dear Dr. Hollywood,

I'm guest-starring on "MD's", WED. nite, ABC, Dec. 4th,  10pm. Dying and smokin' dope.  Wow.  Set the VCR.

Larry Hankin

Dear Larry,

Hey, I'm MD and my son is MD so we've watched every episode of MDs. It's one of our favorite shows of the new season. It disappeared for a few weeks and we were sure it was canceled since it's against such heavy hitters, but we're glad to see it's back, especially with you smoking dope. What a great show. So what was in those joints?

MD

Dear MD & MD,

Everybody wants to know what's in the joint.  They gave me 2 choices: regular cigarette tobacco and that "healthy" tobacco: Indian Brand no chemicals tobacco.  I smoked the Indian Brand.  I'm now dying of lung cancer. 
xxx, 
LH

Dogme 95 Update

 
The official Dogme 95 site is here, not where I said it was last week, so go there and complain to Lars von Trier or Thomas Vinterberg directly about rule #9. If the whole concept sounds too artsy for words, check out The Celebration, a film by Thomas Vintenberg, for an incredible example of how Dogme 95 can work pretty damn well.

Send your questions to "Ask Dr. Hollywood" at disinfotainment@earthlink.net


 
 

WHO’S GOING TO HELL THIS WEEK?

by Helen A. Handbasket

You never know who’s going to trade their soul away or what they’re going to get for it unless you’re Helen A. Handbasket, ex-executive chief in charge of operations for the burning flames of hellfire. Who are her sources? Wouldn’t you like to know? Sorry, all communications are confidential and the property of Helen A. Handbasket, whose opinions do not necessarily reflect those of this or any other publication. 

December 9, 2002

UNDO THE COUP
Satan for President in 2004

PRESS RELEASE FROM HELL

    The Catholic Church has come out in favor of homosexuality, claiming the formerly forbidden practice is clearly endorsed by the bible. "The Golden Rule tells us that we should do unto others as we would have others do unto us," said Boston Cardinal Bernard Law after a meeting with the Holy See. "I would have others blow me," explained Cardinal Law, "therefore the Golden rule makes it quite clear that I should blow others."
    "Homosexuality is not just condoned by the Golden Rule," reiterated Pope John Paul II, "it's a mandate." Asked whether this excused his priests from seducing little boys, the Pope was unable to answer since his mouth was full.

JUSTICE FROM HELL

Enron is selling used cars.

SATAN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW

If you line the vegetable bins in your refrigerator with newspaper, the vegetables will stay crisper longer.

CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM HELL

Support our boys overseas by buying J.C. Penny's 
military action figures
made entirely out of petroleum byproducts.

BTW, here's a list of some online union retail outlets making products in the United States for your REAL Christmas shopping.
http://www.nosweatapparel.com
http://sweatx.net/
http://www.natchezss.com/boots.html
http://www.diamondcutjeans.com
http://www.leathercoatsetc.com
http://www.powells.com

THIS YEAR'S TV CHRISTMAS SPECIALS FROM HELL

It Came Upon A Midnight Clear

Former President Bill Clinton stars as himself, and porn star Jenna Jamison plays a stripper named "Midnight Clear," in what appears to be a movie shot with a home video camera. Never before has a holiday film had such a tasteless and suggestive title. Most of the film is shot in front of the Clinton Christmas tree, which is adorned with dozens of decorations labeled "property of the White House." A brief albeit aggressive cameo by Vernon Jordan helps break up the monotony of the film, but can't save it, and it abruptly ends when we hear the front door open and Hillary yell, "Bill, what are you doing in there?" A so-so performance is also turned in by Michael Caine, who plays the part of Betty Curry.  Rating: ** (out of five)

Janet Reno's Christmas Beaver of Dreams

Former Attorney General Janet Reno, while driving across the country in her pickup truck one December morning, runs over and injures a beaver. After treating the animal, she says, "I wish you felt better", and kisses the animal, who instantly gets better.

Hanukkah Hillary Teaches Kids About Jewish Stuff

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton hosts this somewhat informative special which seeks to educate the young and gentile, while at the same time gain votes in New York's Jewish communities. In this special on the "Carpetbagger Superstation", Senator Clinton teaches a group of children that, more than 2000 years ago, the land of Judea was ruled by Antiochus (Michael Caine), a tyrannical Syrian king with a serious bug up his tuchus. Antiochus forbade the Jews from observing the Sabbath or studying the Torah. Many Jews followed his laws, because they had no choice, and those who resisted were executed. By the end of Hillary's lesson, the kids are happy to learn that this injustice was brought to an end by the Clinton administration. 

The humor is somewhat questionable, such as Senator Clinton's "ignorance is briss" comment, and the awkward silence amongst a roomful of rabbis after she asked them, "how come more Jews don't play football?" Look for an Emmy to go to the costume designer for "Hanukkah Hillary", who was faced with the daunting challenge of finding a skirt that effectively hid the senator's calves. 

by Doug Powers for WorldNetDaily: more...

QUOTES FROM HELL

One of these statements was never made.

"They flat-out broke their word. We usually do business in Washington with a handshake. From now on, that will be very hard to do with them. I'll have to question the sincerity of any promises they make. More money mixed with more loopholes will lead to more paybacks like the one Eli Lilly was given in the Homeland Security Bill. But politicians have become completely addicted to money, so trying to change the system is like trying to take heroin from a heroin addict."
- Senator John McCain on how the McCain-Feingold campaign finance reform bill is to be implemented by the Bush administration -

"With Republicans controlling the White House and both branches of Congress for the first time in 46 years, we can expect corporate America to go on a D.C. shopping spree in an all-out effort to purchase a wide range of legislation."
- Arianna Huffington -

"The ability of a special interest group to secretly insert provisions into law for its own narrow benefit and to the detriment of the public interest raises fundamental questions about the integrity of our government. It's a defect in the system. When a bill goes into a conference committee, it gets yanked out of the sunlight and into the shadows. The conference process is a closed one, so you can go into a conference committee and basically add anything or take out anything you want and no one really knows. It transforms the legislature into a secret cabal"
- Rep. Dennis Kucinich, D-Ohio -

"The presidency is a surrealistic performance art."
- Steven Wright (on Dennis Miller 8/25/95) -

"The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!"
- Ashleigh Brilliant -

"Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper."
- Robert Frost -

"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
- Edgar Allan Poe -

"Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing."
- Werner von Braun -

"We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine."
- H. L. Mencken -

"I'm certain as a lost dog pondering a signpost."
- Elvis Costello -

"The difference between communism and capitalism is that communism is man's inhumanity to man, while capitalism is exactly the opposite."
- Joke making the rounds in Budapest cafes, as quoted by George Lang in Saveur (April 2002) -

"I am a citizen of the world first, and of this country at a later and more convenient hour."
- Henry David Thoreau -

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
- Hunter S. Thompson -

"We will then, attack and destroy the enemy for his petrol."
- Soldiers in How I Won the War (1967) -

"Today Americans would be outraged if U.N. troops entered Los Angeles to restore order; tomorrow they will be grateful. This is especially true if they were told there was an outside threat from beyond, whether real or promulgated, that threatened our very existence. It is then that all peoples of the world will plead with world leaders to deliver them from this evil. The one thing every man fears is the unknown. When presented with this scenario, individual rights will be willingly relinquished for the guarantee of their well being granted to them by their world government."
- Henry Kissinger speaking at Evian, France, May 21, 1992 Bilderburgers meeting -

"Did you ever wonder why you never see the headline: 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"
- Phil's Phunny Phacts -

"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon."
- Napoleon Bonaparte -

"Everybody knows that the Fox News Channel is merely a wing of the Republican Party, and its viewers use it the same way a drunk uses a lamp post -- for support, not illumination."
- James Carville, Crossfire, 11/21/02 -

"I looked to The History Channel and got a retrospective on the timeline of Jello's advent. PBS saw fit to air a ballroom dancing marathon -- and after three hours worth of channel surfing, the closest I came to Pearl Harbor was a TBS airing of Bali Hai." 
- Ian Patrick Wolff on TV choices on Dec. 7 -

"According to Bruckheimer, the Japanese attacked in order to mess up Ben Affleck's love life."
- iRv ô¿ô -

"Al Qaeda's next target is J-Lo."
- Henry Kissinger -

QUIZ FROM HELL

Take this patriotic quiz because non-traitors have nothing to hide.

SECRET FROM HELL

The U.S. won't tell the U.N. inspectors in Iraq where they think the WMDs are because it's SECRET.

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE REWRITE FROM HELL

Secret To Hide 
(To be sung to "Ticket To Ride," by Lennon/McCartney) 
By Madeleine Begun Kane 

The nation's gonna be had. 
I think it's today, yeah. 
That Bush he's driving me mad 
With Henry the K. 

He's got a secret to hide, 
He's got a secret to hide, 
He's got a secret to hide, 
And I smell fear. 

Bush says that Nixon's Henry 
Will bring out the facts, yeah. 
But he's a sham appointee, 
The truth he'll confound. 

He's got a secret to hide, 
We need a probe bona fide. 
He's got a secret to hide, 
And I smell fear... 

The rest is here...

SITES FROM HELL

Mandatory reading: Elias Amidon's "Reports from Iraq" at Bearing Witness.

Wal-Mart is reselling donated toys.

Why is Laura Bush sending out Christmas cards with a satanic message? Hint: she's following in Hillary's footsteps.

The latest Nixon Tape transcripts regarding his Jihad against famed whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg.

Here are the Smallpox Vaccination Risks Versus Natural Healing of Smallpox, and this worksheet helps you put together your reasons for refusing government immunizations on religious or philosophical grounds. 

Colin Powell's son Michael of the FCC is preparing to drive a major nail into the coffin of American Free Speech.

U.N. workers have petitioned Israel to stop "Beating and Killing" us.

Oh, by the way, at today's rates of compression, you could download the entire 3 billion digits of your DNA onto about four CDs.
 



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