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Posted April 8, 2003
At spaceimaging, you can see satellite photos of Baghdad. Don't miss this amazing photo of the whole city where you can zoom in and see individual buildings on fire. (4043KB but well worth it). Get a visual reminder that Baghdad is as big as Los Angeles. Decide for yourself just how "precise" our bombing was. Question for George W. Bush
The Press Won't Ask
Nobody Said It Was Going to be Easy Check out this interview with a human shield. Everyone Who Thinks This is a Bad Idea, Raise Your Hand Article 1 of Purpose and Principles of the United Nations... 1. To maintain international peace and security, and to that end: to take effective collective measures for the prevention and removal of threats to the peace, and for the suppression of acts of aggression or other breaches of the peace, and to bring about by peaceful means, and in conformity with the principles of justice and international law, adjustment or settlement of international disputes or situations which might lead to a breach of the peace... I Feel So Much Safer Now Independence Hall in Philadelphia is closed to visitors because of the war on terrorism.Alameda, California, laid off every one of its 635 teachers. Russian nuclear subs are heading towards the mideast. At Iraq Body Count, there are constantly updated reports of civilians reported killed in Iraq by US-led military action during 2003. The U.S. is killing journalists in Iraq who aren't embedded. Congress is about to make raves illegal. The U.S. Navy is seeking the power to exempt itself from environmental laws. General Yevgeni Primakov, former head of the KGB, has been hired by the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. Predictable Story of the Week It should come as no surprise that reliable sources say the entire SARS scare is a scam. Video of the Week Fox News superstar Bill O'Reilly interviews a liberal heathen for fun and profit. Democracy from Hell Check out this demo of the new Florida Touch Screen Voting System. This Would Have Never Happened
Under Mussolini
This WOULD have Happened Under
Mussolini
Hero of the Week Lance Corporal Stephen Funk, a US Marine reservist who deserted his unit, turned himself in and declared himself a conscientious objector Tuesday, becoming one of the first to do so since war erupted in Iraq. Don't Take My Word For It "We just wanted to let them
know that we're here."
"Slowly but surely the hearts
and minds of the Iraqi people are being won over as they see security increase
in their areas."
"What an immense mass of evil
must result...from allowing men to assume the right of anticipating what
may happen."
"If civilization is to survive,
we must cultivate the science of human relationships - the ability of all
people, of all kinds, to live together, in the same world at peace."
"A time has come when silence
is betrayal. That time is now."
"I most certainly do not see
God at work in the slaughter and destruction now unfolding in Iraq or in
the war plans now being developed for additional American invasions of
other lands. The hand of the Devil? Perhaps. But how can I suggest that
a fellow Methodist with a good Methodist wife is getting guidance from
the Devil? I don't want to get too self-righteous about all of this. After
all, I have passed the 80 mark, so I don't want to set the bar of acceptable
behavior too high lest I fail to meet the standard for a passing grade
on Judgment Day. I've already got a long list of strikes against me. So
President Bush, forgive me if I've been too tough on you. But I must tell
you, Mr. President, you are the greatest threat to American troops. Only
you can put our young people in harm's way in a needless war. Only you
can weaken America's good name and influence in world affairs."
"Those who spend their time,
money, and energy fighting tyranny are patriots. Those who spend their
time, money, and energy fighting patriots are advancing tyranny."
"Yeah, it is the end of the
world. What, do you think it's going to come on a TV show, right on schedule?
Shit. They've been digging this for a long time. Read the fucking Book
of Revelations… The end of the world is not just coming; it's here. Until
Bush came in it was still possible to be successful, happy. That was two
years ago, but now the wheel is turning and I don't think what we're in
now will possibly get any better."
"To say that the current debacle
in Iraq is the fault of Don Rumsfeld is to miss entirely the structure,
mindset and functionality of the Bush administration. CIA officials, as
well as analysts from the State and Defense Department, warned the
administration that American forces would face stiff and deadly resistance
from Iraqi forces. These warnings were utterly ignored. The spin
now is that these views were not presented 'forcefully' enough, intimating
that Bush was not given all of the facts in the manner required.
This is nonsense. What has happened is clear. Bush wanted war on Iraq,
period. He is surrounded by a mob of yes-men who also wanted war, and so
they made sure that only the rosiest of predictions were listened to in
the planning stages."
"The greatest threat to our
world and its peace comes from those who want war, who prepare for it,
and who, by holding out vague promises of future peace or by instilling
fear of foreign aggression, try to make us accomplices to their plans."
"Like Roman Caesars Augustus,
Tiberius, Caligula, and Claudius, and Napoleon Bonaparte, Adolf Hitler,
and Benito Mussolini before him, Bush's fanaticism threatens to plunge
the world into endless war and bring to an ignoble close America's 227-year
democratic run."
"Our position is that whatever
grievances a nation may have, however objectionable it finds the status
quo, aggressive warfare is an illegal means for settling those grievances
or for altering those conditions."
"Get the following production
pieces in the studio NOW: . . . Patriotic music that makes you cry, salute,
get cold chills! Go for the emotion."
"It looks very neat on television,
the American marines on the banks of the Tigris, the oh-so-funny visit
to the presidential palace, the videotape of Saddam Hussein's golden loo.
But the innocent are bleeding and screaming with pain to bring us our exciting
television pictures."
"Does anyone imagine that
Osama bin Laden isn't laughing insanely at the idea of young Arab children
sitting in their living rooms watching images of American GIs fighting
Muslims in the streets of Iraq? Could Osama bin Laden possibly share
the Bush administration's excitement about regime change in Iraq? After
all, it's the only way Islamic militancy stands a chance of taking hold
in that country in ways that it never could under Hussein's iron-fisted
secular dictatorship. Hussein has been stepping on bin Laden's Iraqi Muslim
brothers for more than 30 years. Bin Laden set the trap, and think-tank
refugees from the American Enterprise Institute walked U.S. troops into
it."
"Anyone who is capable of
getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do
the job."
Stop the Presses GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH is an anagram for HUGE BERSERK REBEL WARTHOG. Cartoon from Hell
Quiz from Hell With the invasion of Iraq, the United States is telling the leaders of the world... a) Don't take the lives of
your own citizens or WE'LL take the lives of your citizens.
History Lesson from Lexis/Nexis 704 stories about Gore inventing
the Internet.
Everything Else Mandatory reading: War Crimes: A Report on United States War Crimes Against Iraq to the Commission of Inquiry for the International War Crimes Tribunal, by Ramsey Clark and Others. An excellent photo of two hands forming a globe that makes great desktop wallpaper. An anti-war protester chained himself to the wrong building. George's war is working... as an excellent recruitment campaign for Islamic extremist organizations. John Rappaport's new site, No More Fake News, is a vast repository of stories that strangely reflect the exact opposite of what the rest of the media is feeding you. Cancel your subscriptions to everything in print and get your news STRICTLY from the Internet, where you can immediately check something out to see if it's true, usually discovering that what they're telling you is the exact opposite of the truth. Unemployed bum Peter Arnett says This War Is Not Working. Is the United States going to handle the Iraqi oil in an even-handed way, with open books, the way Norway does? No way. Did you know you can get more than 10 results at a time with Google? Did you know you can get Google to write poetry? Did you know you can get Google to return listings only made in the last 7 days? Check out Google Hacks. Supporting
Facts is a excellent site that analyzes dozens of current issues.
Seymour Hersch, the man who blew the whistle on the Mai-Lai massacre, reveals in the New Yorker, step-by-step, precisely how Donald Rumsfeld totally fucked up the preparations for war. Oh, by the way, apes may soon
be extinct.
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Contact pResident Bush
- president@whitehouse.gov
Contact Saddam Hussein
- press@uruklink.net
Contact Kim Jong Il -
eng-info@kcna.co.jp
Contact Jacques Chirac
- france-presse@un.int
Contact the Pope - accreditamenti@pressva.va
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White House switchboard:
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