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Posted May June 9, 2003
And They Say the UN is Unnecessary Look what happens when you add "UN" to the following statement... "The
war to rid Iraq of destructive
weapons was UNjustified, and the UNtruth about Saddam Hussein's ability
to create and use deadly germs and bombs will come in time. We're on
the
look. We'll reveal the UNtruth." What? Only 25? Project Censored has a new page of the Top 25 Censored Media Stories of 2001-2002. One They Missed The US military made this short film warning our troops about depleted uranium in the field but never showed it to them. The War Against America A government study has found that children of veterans of the first Gulf War are more likely to have three specific birth defects than those of soldiers who never served in the gulf. I Feel So Much Safer Now Three Dominican nuns are facing five to eight years in federal prison for obstructing national defense by cutting a fence around a missile silo. John Ashcroft wants more power. Bush and Blair have been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. The U.S. used weapons of mass destruction in Afghanistan. Ed Rosenthal got one day in prison for growing marijuana. The United States will not pursue deterrence or containment policies in its so-called war on terrorism but will instead seek to utterly destroy its enemies, said Vice-President Dick Cheney. The US deputy defense secretary, Paul Wolfowitz, actually admitted the Iraq War was about oil, but http://www.guardian.co.uk/ has mysteriously removed the story. Music Video You'll Never See on TV Bush and Blair team up for Gay Bar. Radio Show of the Week Meria Heller has revamped her site and her show is better than ever, with excellent interviews, outrageous political music, and scatter-gun delivery of news no one else is telling you. Miss the live show in the morning and you can still hear it all day, for free, so there's no excuse for missing out. Response to Pictures of the "Fence"
"I was shocked to
read your outrage over the fact that Israel would 'dare' to put up a
wall
to prevent its citizens from being murdered by these so-called
'Palestinians.'
It's funny how so much of the left (btw I'm a liberal) is silent when
it
comes to the mass murder of Jews in Israel but finds it so
objectionable
when Israel acts in self-defense as a result.
Response to Response to Pictures of the "Fence" Dear LIEBS98@aol.com, 1) I'm not on anyone's side other than all ordinary people just trying to get on with their lives. The murder of innocent people is wrong under ALL circumstances, whether Palestinians killing Israelis or Israelis killing Palestinians. 2)
My outrage was not over Israel's
decision to defend itself but over the American media's complete
misrepresentation
of the true nature of the "fence," which takes many shapes.
3) The "fence" doesn't solve the problem, it exacerbates it. Here's a little quiz... If you were to commit suicide by blowing yourself up, it would be because... a)
you were happy as a lark. If you wanted to stop people from blowing themselves up, you would... a)
give them hope. The fence makes the lives of Palestinians MORE hopeless. It will cause MORE suicide bombings. It's a BAD idea. For the same cost as the "fence," Israel could give all the Palestinians homes and jobs. Giving hope is the ONLY thing that stops suicide. SAT Question From Hell Ken Lay giving big money to Republicans is to "no indictment for fraud" as Martha Stewart giving big money to Democrats is to... Futile Political Action of
the Week Mordechai Vanunu told the London Times about Israel's nuclear weapons program. Israel sentenced him to 18 years in prison. He spent more than 11 years in solitary confinement. He gets out next year, but that doesn't mean it's too late to join The U.S. Campaign to Free Mordechai Vanunu. Cartoon of the Week Don't Take My Word For It "If
you follow the greater majority
on earth they would lead you astray. They follow nothing but the
conjectures
of others and mislead those who follow them."
"Man's
mind, once stretched by
a new idea, never regains its original dimensions."
"As
I am, so are others; "Most
intelligent Americans already
know you can't trust what you see on the TV news. But it's very
important
to point that out to your friends and neighbors who think they can. If
you base what you believe on what you see on TV, you are guaranteed to
be deceived. From the perspective of the future, I see Tom Brokaw, Dan
Rather, Peter Jennings and Wolf Blitzer as stick figure puppets dancing
on the strings of their masters, mouthing false words scripted by
drooling
demons counting their money in advance of their latest robbery. How
else
can one explain the total absence of the most important issues to all
humanity
on the TV news?" "What
the Republicans pieced
together is the most deceptive measure Washington has produced in
years.
It masquerades as a $350 billion, ten-year tax cut. But many of its
central
provisions expire within a few years, not ten. Since no one expects a
future
Congress and president to let these tax cuts expire, the real cost of
the
bill--which, to start with, is severely tilted toward the wealthy--will
top $800 billion and possibly reach $1 trillion."
"Recent suicide
bombings in Riyadh and Casablanca proved with bloody eloquence that Al
Qaeda and similar extremist groups are anything but 'on the run,' as
George
W. Bush puts it. Bush's tactics are a 100 percent failure, yet his band
of clueless Christian soldiers continues to go after mosquitoes with
shotguns.
'So far,' Bush furiously spun after the latest round of attacks,
'nearly
one-half of Al Qaeda's senior operatives have been captured or killed,'
promising to 'remain on the hunt until they are all brought to justice.'
"Hitler
was a troubled, difficult
person, but there is no evidence of any genuine insanity or psychosis
(see
Dr. Fritz Redlich's excellent study, "Hitler, Diagnosis of a
Destructive
Prophet"). It is precisely this fact that made him, and makes those
like
him, all the more dangerous. It is easy to dismiss a genuine lunatic."
"More
collect phone calls are
made on Father's Day than on any other day of the year. Dads take the
call,
on Father's Day or any other day. And pay for it. All dads are brothers
who know what it's like to one moment be the pride of the state and in
the next find your self in an isolated state."
"When
I was a boy of fourteen,
my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man
around.
But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished how much he had
learned
in seven years." "There
is only one way to defeat
the enemy, and that is to write as well as one can. The best argument
is
an undeniably good book." "Turns
of speech conceal mediocre
affections: as if the fullness of the soul might not sometimes overflow
in the emptiest of metaphors, since no one, ever, can give the exact
measurements
of his needs, nor of his conceptions, nor of his sufferings, and the
human
word is like an outworn, battered timbal upon which we beat out
melodies
fit for making bears dance when we are trying to move the stars to
pity." "Squeeze
human nature into the
straitjacket of criminal justice and crime will appear"
"We
were simply wrong. It was
a surprise to me then, it remains a surprise to me now, that we have
not
uncovered [nuclear, chemical or biological] weapons. Believe me, it's
not
for lack of trying. We've been to virtually every ammunition supply
point
between the Kuwait border and Baghdad, but they're simply not there."
"How
many legs does a dog have
if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg." "Error
runs around the world
before the truth can get its boots on." "I
get drunk, I get mad, I get
thrown from horses, I get all sorts of things. But I don't get edited.
I'd rather see my wife get fucked by the stableboy."
"If
you bring forth what is within
you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what
is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you."
"Facts
must be distorted, relevant
circumstances concealed, and a picture presented which by its crude
coloring
will persuade the ignorant people that their Government is blameless,
their
cause is righteous, and that the indisputable wickedness of the enemy
is
beyond question. A moment's reflection would tell any reasonable person
that such obvious bias cannot possibly represent the truth. But the
moment's
reflection is not allowed; lies are circulated with great rapidity. The
unthinking mass accept them and by their excitement sway the rest. The
amount of rubbish and humbug that pass under the name of patriotism in
wartime in all countries is sufficient to make decent people blush when
they are subsequently disillusioned."
"Political
language is designed
to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an
appearance
of solidity to pure wind." "Each
time a person stands up
for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, they send forth a
ripple
of hope, and crossing each other, from a million different centers of
energy
and daring, those ripples build a current, that can sweep down the
mightiest
walls of oppression and resistance."
TV Show of the Week Crossing Under
By Ian
Wolff “I’m
getting something about a person that abused alcohol and died young
from
liver disease,” said psychic extraordinaire, Ian Wolff
– causing several
audience members to raise their hands.
The woman slumped back down into her chair as the crowd buzzed with
whispered
accolades such as… Emboldened by their lavish praises, I studiously pressed onwards. “I’m getting something about someone who had a criminal background and frequently used God’s name in vain,” I announced. “Does this ring a bell with anyone here?” The entire hall exploded with a virtual plethora of claimants.
“That’s my father!”
The last of which I leapt upon with a vengeance.
“Yes!” I bellowed. “Now
that you mention it, I am hearing something like ‘I
was unfairly defrocked.”’
Never one to suffer a lull when on a roll, I once again and without a moments hesitation -- blazed on. “I’m sensing someone who -- during their earthly existence, committed several marital infidelities. Does this sound familiar to anyone he-”
Needless to say -- this particular query was rudely interrupted by a
monstrous
cacophony of shrilled cries.
The hall roared its approval… “He’s amazing!” they chimed. “He’s the real deal!” Up rose the chant … “Go Ian, go Ian, go Ian …you go Wolff!” Eat your heart out, John Edwards. History Lesson from Hell From Sacramento Business Journal - November 26, 2001: Media Exec Hopes to Cash in on TV Consolidation
Frank Washington,
the CEO of System Integrators Inc. until the Sacramento
newspaper-software
company was sold in June 2000, heads a new company these days
called
Moon Shot Communications. And his new goal is to make a lot of money in
the next several years by buying TV stations across the country,
waiting
for their value to increase, and then selling them to the highest
bidders. Everything Else Mandatory reading: Kilroy's Still Here by Sean Penn, We Used to Impeach Liars by William Rivers Pitt, and Liar Liar. The Lovearth Network is opposed to cunning and deceit, so politicians aren't their favorite people. It's a smorgasbord of thousands of EcoHumanePolitical links all out to save the planet. You know something's wrong when Pat Buchanan is the voice of reason. Check out An Unnecessary War. What exactly are we looking for? Just so you'll know 'em when you see 'em, here's a picture gallery of weapons of mass destruction. Those mobile labs they found in Iraq weren't for producing chemicals. Certainly
you've got something
better to do than check out this giant list of the
worst country song titles of all time.
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