HOW TO DO WHAT I DO
Go to all these sites and subscribe
to their newsletter with the same unique email address. The lists come from
folders in my current email, as of March 12, 2007, so now you know why I'm
always behind and I'll get back to you. Each issue of Disinfotainment Today
is created almost entirely by cutting and pasting within Outlook Express,
with occasional forays into the WWWilderness to
verify.
Have your email program redirect all that email to one folder
called NEWS. Create subdirectories like the ones below, or just let them pile up
every time you get your mail.
Start the new issue by forwarding the last issue,
then just replace the old stuff with new stuff from the NEWS folder.
The big stupid question you ask yourself before going
to the NEWS folder is "Since I can't possibly read all this, in what order will
I go through it?" Do it differently every time you look. Make it as random
as possible. How about by size, largest first? That gets you the most graphics.
Then alphabetically by subject. Then reverse chronologically by sender. Then
smallest first. Let the random element decide what gets your attention. Stop
when the issue gets to about 350KB, or when you simply can't stand it any
more. Never get to more than 10% or your head will explode and someone will have
to clean up.
COLUMNISTS
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ENTERTAINMENT
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HEALTH
AND SCIENCE
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HUMOR
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NEWS
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QUOTES
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WAR ON
DRUGS
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WRITING
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Plus, of course, every spammer in the galaxy, making real
news often indistinguishable from blather.