(Originally printed in Daily Variety - 1991)
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First there's
the voice. You feel like asking her to clear her throat, but then you realize
that she's not sick, she always sounds this way. Her huskiness enters your
ears, but something happens to it before it reaches your brain. It turns
into syrup, coating your apples with caramel. You can taste it. It's a
trans-sensual voice, a gourmet vocal experience, full of burnt offerings.
If the world were populated only with blind men, Demi Moore would still
be one of the sexiest women on earth.
Then there's
the body, barely gracing the current cover of Rolling Stone. You picture
every father in America showing that cover to their wives, pointing out
the hourglass waist, the perfectly dimpled naval, exclaiming "This is what
she looks like after having two babies." Demi Moore must be to blame for
more female inferiority complexes than Dolly Parton.
Of course
it takes more than a body and a voice to be a superstar. Intelligence is
Demi's ultimate aphrodisiac. Her head is the real secret of her appeal.
She doesn't play bimbos. Her brains shine through her roles, attracting
and intimidating all the men around her. With elegance and openness, she
proves it's possible to be sultry and exude innocence at the same time.
Guys on the make, trying to pick her up, know that the standard lines won't
work. She sees through them, making them want to beg, but begging doesn't
work, and neither does a million dollars, which only buys her body, not
her soul.
She was born Nov.
11, 1962 as Demetria Guynes in Roswell, New Mexico. Her teenage parents
moved 48 times before she graduated from high school and left home before
the age of 16.
Five years
later, she got her first break - a part in General Hospital as Luke's
new leading lady. Laura Templeton (Janine Turner) had disappeared into
a fog and was presumed dead. Enter Demi as her feisty lookalike sister
Jackie Templeton. She sizzled with Luke for a while till he ditched her
for Emma Samms.
Then came
several wacky comedies and one widescreen 3D horror flick. Soon, her career
spiraled into the stratosphere.
My personal favorites include
The Seventh Sign, where Demi is pregnant
with Michael Biehn's baby and the fate of the whole goddam planet is at
stake. Talk about unnatural childbirth. With outrageous symbolism and intense
performances, this is a film that takes the scriptures so earnestly it
makes them look like bad science fiction. And so it was spoken that mankind
would come to an unspeakable end through spectacular art direction. It's
terrific trash.
In Mortal
Thoughts, Joyce (Glenne Headley) kills her macho scumbag of a husband
(Bruce Willis). Nobody really minds, much less her best friend Cynthia
(Demi Moore). Their conspiracy to hide the truth gets them in trouble.
It's a perfect double bill with
Thelma and Louise.

Sure she pranced around naked in About Last Night, but it didn't
have nearly the skyrocket effect of posing for the cover of Vanity Fair.
Her pregnant Vanity Fair cover blurred the distinction between performance
art and feminist statement. It demanded that all women take pride in their
procreativity and that all men take responsibility for their actions. It
was a disclosure far beyond Marilyn Monroe's Playboy calender or Nastasia
Kinski with the snake, a celebration beyond sex and beyond motherhood.
It was the deepest embodiment of everything female, the one profoundly
attractive nude photo that certainly doesn't grace the back walls of a
single garage. It's hard to imagine another actress who could have pulled
this off, sailing above the controversy with her integrity intact. If you
don't think the August '91 issue of Vanity Fair was a landmark in publishing,
just try to find a copy of it today. In my personal quest to see it again,
I discovered that it was stolen from every local library.
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