My nose is runny
My head is achey
It's really not a lot of fun to be so sick
My eyes are teary
My muscles weary
I wish that I could feel much better real quick

I'm not so happy
My lips are chappy
And I can't take another minute of this cold
I keep on sneezing
Coughing and wheezing
I guess I'll drink this chicken soup like I've been told
Slurp. Ahhh.

I wanna stay in bed all day
But not if I can't jump and play
I wish this cold
Would go away (It's gone!)

I'm not a hypochondriac
But watch my symptoms all come back
I'm not okay
I'm sick today

 Being sick is the worst excuse (Aaah-chooo)
 Being sick is the worst excuse (Aaah-chooo)
 Being sick is the worst excuse
 to have to use to get out of school

I'm getting tired
I'm uninspired
and there is really not a thing that I can do
It's not surprising
Temperature rising
I think my cold has just transformed into the flu

I got a code and it's not Morse
Just watch my symptoms take their course
There's a malady
In my reality

No one can take my temperature
Unless it's orally
Underneath my tongue
Will I die so young?

 Being sick is the worst excuse (Aaah-chooo)
 Being sick is the worst excuse (Aaah-chooo)
 Being sick is the worst excuse
 to have to use to get out of school