The Editorial We
by Michael Dare

There was a time when Pravda was a joke, a ridiculous piece of communist propaganda that didn't fool anybody in Russia. Real Russians picked it up knowing full well they were reading something from the government, and they''d have to plow through heaps of Marxist rhetoric to get to the sports scores. They didn't take it seriously at all.

Today, Americans are  surrounded by Pravdas, the difference being they don't seem to notice they're reading publications from the propaganda arm of the government.  The propagandists have gotten so good at their trade, they've even convinced people of the opposite, that the counterculture has somehow gained control of the media and we're all under the spell of devious lefties. Would that it were so. I'll take a devious lefty over a devious righty any day of the week.

Pravda's now something else, totally independent from any government, a bright spot of clarity in the blur of the internet. Not only that, but their site clearly gives permission to any foreign media to go ahead and use their material, as long as you link back and give them credit. What a commie thing to do.  In the interest of taking advantage of fascinating free material, we're reprinting their recent claim that mother nature in her wisdom gave us a naturally replenishing substance with a  myriad of uses. No, not hemp, crude oil, which, if you believe Pravda, isn't necessarily a fossil fuel at all, which means Mankind Will Never Run Out of Oil.

After that, you'd have to be blind not to notice the Upcoming Presidential Debate Schedule by Barry Crimmins, a self-promoting jerk  from Air America who writes words to live near.  We're proud to have Barry aboard, which makes us self-promoting jerks too.

Dave Brice says the ghost of Franklin Delano Roosevelt is telling us what to do, and you won't know if you disagree until you read The Roosevelt Manifesto.

Michael O'McCarthy has stories of the 60s that'll make your hair stand on end, but we just decided to excerpt the part where he read his very first LA Free Press in Back Home Again.

Like Lynette Sheffield, I too believe it would make a hell of a lot more sense if Carl's Jr. were called Carl Jr's., but don't let that stop you from trying their latest offering. Let Patty Melt My Heart do it. 

David Schoen wants to stop everyone from going to Canada, even Mexicans, because every place on earth is better with less people. You'll probably still want to go to Whistler, BC, after reading Don't Go, You'll Ruin It.

And then there's this...




The Apology of the Week


Dear Burma,

Sorry we're not doing anything about your problems but we've got problems of our own. Nothing like yours to be sure. We're not rounding up innocent people and disappearing them, oh, wait a minute, yes we are, but still, it's not quite as blatant as  shooting monks and reporters in broad daylight.

The Death of Nagai-San in Burma
Kenji Nagai, Japanese journalist shot dead in Burma.

Burma continues to occupy our thoughts, as any example of  barbarians wreaking carnage among the innocent might.  Ever since that opening salvo of stories, the clampdown, the no way to verify, the dead journalists, the missing monks, the American media has shifted to more important matters. Look up "Burma" in Google News and find the top ten lead stories are from newspapers in Ireland, Thailand, England, Scotland, Italy, and Canada. Not one American newspaper. Expand the search to 20 and you get to add Australia, Malaysia, the Czech Republic, and America, represented by the San Francisco Chronicle, the Voice of America, and Sports Illustrated. No mention anywhere of
two Burmese comedians, Par Par Lay, charged with offering donations to Buddhist monks, and Zargana, also known as Thu Ra, charged with organizing celebrities from the entertainment industry in Myanmar in support of the demonstrations, both arrested, whereabouts unknown. This story is far from over.

There's no human being more peaceful than a Buddhist Monk. We can see they have no weapons and are simply fighting for the right to just sit there and meditate. It's all about contemplation and finding inner peace. Buddhists don't proselytize, you've got to find them and they couldn't care less if you do. One can imagine excuses for shooting just about anybody but a Buddhist monk, who wants nothing more than  to just sit there and appear to be doing nothing.

So where the hell's the American left on this story?  The thinking seems to be what the hell, it's terrible but let's not get involved, I mean what are we going to do? Invade? We've all seen how well that goes.  Iraq was a blunder so let's not help people who actively need it, right now, not next week but this very second, monks being slaughtered, the citizenry up in arms against the worst sort of dictatorship.  If the entire might of the United States Armed Forces can't do anything about this monumental travesty of humanity, then what the fuck good are they? This is how the world works. Things happen that demand an immediate response.


Citizens of Burma lining the roads to protect marching monks

Let me get this straight. The only diplomats who showed up were from the UN and China?



The rapers of Tibet, who exiled the Dalai Lama, and recently made reincarnation illegal so when the current Dalai Lama dies, nobody can succeed him without breaking the law? The only ones protesting his receiving the US Congressional Medal of Honor? Those Chinese? And the press spin on it? The Chinese  were concerned with their image before the upcoming Chinese Olympic Games, Burma being right next door and all.  I wasn't at that meeting and I don't know anyone who was, but I'd be willing to bet the conversation behind closed doors was less in the direction of "cut it out" and more in the direction of "job well done."

Here's an improbable scenario. Pretend it's a comic book. George W. Bush saves the day. Call it...



The US State department contacts their Burmese counterparts and informs them that the President of the United States is coming to visit, tomorrow, at noon, to meet the heads of the country. This is not a request. Any attempts to prevent the President's landing will be countered by the entire US Air Force.

Burmese leadership
The assholes who run Burma


These bastards think hey, great, this revolution will perish as soon as everyone knows we've got the United States behind us.

The President enters, surrounded by media, cameras from all the major networks, live, at least a billion viewers around the world watching this very moment, and says "Why are you rounding up monks and killing them?"

Whatever bullshit excuses they come up with, he counters. If they say "the monks are still alive," he says "show them to me, now, in front of the world." Finally, if necessary, he pulls out his trump card and says "It stops right now or I'm canceling every single contract you have with the United States."


What's beautiful about this scenario is it's macho enough to attract both military wingnuts and chickenhawks, left and right, pro and anti war, and George W. Bush is the perfect person to do it. It demands a bully, an intimidating bastard with a hair trigger who's not going to leave till he gets his way, John Wayne with the entire might of the US armed forces, and the media, behind him.

This single display, shown to the world on Fox News and Al Jazeera, would be the greatest PR move in history, the United States saving innocent lives when there's nothing in it for them but respect for humanity, proving we don't have to linger for decades when we spot a government killing its own citizens, just going in and pulling out, the entire operation done in a couple days, and don't say it couldn't be done, of course it could if the goddam president demanded it.

You can accomplish a lot with cameras and world opinion behind you. It's just got to be the right move.

Yeah, so anyway, we're not going to do that.  Let's hope someone does something.


Sincerely,
 
The United States of America



"[It's] a hellhole beyond your wildest dreams."
- Sylvester Stallone, filming a sequel to Rambo near the Burmese border -

    "The current peace in Burma is just imaginary and people 'must not let themselves be lulled by it,' former Czech president Vaclav Havel said at the international conference Forum 2000 in Prague today.
    "'We who lived in communist countries know it very well that peace may mean the peace of a cemetery. We must not let ourselves be lulled by it,' Havel said.
    "Havel also called on conference participants to sign the petition in support of Burmese dissident Aung San Suu Kyi, Nobel Peace prize winner.
    "'She is a hero even in our country,' Havel said.
    "The petition is addressed to the Burmese government as well as the international community, Havel said."
- Vaclav Havel: Peace in Burma may be just imaginary -
 
    "Human rights monitors say the clampdown appears to be both targeted and indiscriminate, with Army patrols searching for named activists in hiding, and sweeping overnight raids on neighborhoods considered anti-regime. Soldiers have issued warnings over loudspeakers that they will detain those demonstrators caught on camera during the protests. Exiled news agencies have reported that state media and pro-government militia have supplied photos to security forces.
    "The whereabouts of the young monks, whose disciplined ranks had galvanized a simmering anti-government movement in Rangoon sparked by fuel price hikes in August, is hard to determine, according to diplomats and human rights groups. Some are likely to be in custody and may have been injured during the raids. Others were ordered or voluntarily opted to return to their villages, including novices who join the monkhood during the rainy season on a temporary basis.
- Simon Montlake: Monks flee crackdown in Burma -

    "Mainstream media outlets have already moved on from Burma. What is it now, to them, but a story of the past? What more, to them, is there to say?
    "Not much, not much at all, there are new and far more sensationalistic stories to tell, upon which to report. And for the mainstream media outlets of our sensation-driven society, what is important about the news is what is new.
    "This is a generalization, of course, and something of an exaggeration. The reporting continues, to a point, to a limited extent, to the extent that serious outlets like the BBC continue to focus on what is not an isolated but an ongoing story, one that requires out ongoing attention.
    "And there is news, activity, something upon which to report, a slap on the wrist, less than that, from the U.N.:
    "The UN Security Council has adopted a statement deploring Burmas military crackdown on pro-democracy protesters...
    "A statement. Great. Ooooooooh. I'm sure the totalitarians are trembling in fear...
    "The media will soon lose interest in this story, moving on to whatever is next, largely because the sensationalism will subside and their consumers will grow tired of more of the same and because Burma is effectively a closed society. Whatever the attention is continues to receive, however, we must not let this story disappear."
- Michael Stickings : Sound and fury, signifying nothing -

    "Two weeks after the brutal crackdown against anti-government demonstrators in Myanmar, arrests continue. Amnesty International has received reports about new arrests in both Yangon and Mandalay.
    "Among those detained on 10 October was Hla Myo Naung, an 88 Generation Students leader in his late 30s, who was arrested at an eye clinic where he went for an acute eye condition. It is believed he may suffer permanent blindness if he does not get treatment.
    "The true number of detainees remains unknown, nor has the Myanmar authorities provided information about who has been detained, where people are held, in what conditions and why they have been arrested.
    "Although Myanmar state media has indicated that well over 2000 people have been arrested, figures, including of releases, have been at odds with those presented by the Myanmar representative before the UN Security Council last Friday."
- Amnesty International -

    "In the last week, Buddhist nuns, who in Burma are called Keepers of Virtue, amongst other honored titles, shyly left their shelters and joined with Buddhist monks to protest Senior General Than Schwes policies that have purposely bankrupted Burma so he could float in diamonds and rubies while the people drowned in poverty.
    "My correspondent relays that there is nary a nun to be seen anywhere. The fears are high that something very bad has taken place and is being hidden by Than Schwe."
- Dr. Clarissa Pinkola Estés: Burma: Buddhist Nuns Who Joined Protest are Disappeared : And The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth -

"Chevron has oil production contracts with the dictators of Burma/Myanmar. Chevron's contracts pay the illegitimate dictatorship $600 MILLION a year. The Cheney Bush Corporation owns thousands of shares of Chevron stock. American foreign policy stands not for democracy...it stands for greed and the Almighty...Dollar."
- gilbaker  -


      "[T]here is an aspect of the story that bloggers do have a role in: Foreign news media is barred from Burma, so supporting its citizen journalists in defying the junta by using the Internet and cellphone cameras to tell the world whats really going on is important, as is being mindful that their involvement can carry the heavy price of arrest and years in imprisonment if they're caught.
    "The thirst for democracy in Burma is unquenchable, and sooner or later probably much later the junta will fall and there will be free elections.
    "It is a small consolation, but nevertheless important, that this revolution will be televised."
- Shaun Mullen: This Revolution Will Be Televised -
 


If oil is not a fossil fuel, mankind will never run out of oil.
Source: http://english.pravda.ru/
Translated by Guerman Grachev
 
    The longstanding debate about petroleum origins can easily fall under the category of great geological debates.
    Not unlike the Sumerians and Assyrians, the ancient Chinese and Greeks did not care much for an origin of petroleum in a time long past. They just drew crude oil from the wells, and used it as a fuel for illuminating their homes or in military purposes. The first hypotheses with regard to petroleum origins were first proposed in the eighteenth century. The Russian scholar Mikhail Lomonosov is thought to have proposed the first biogenic (organic) hypothesis for petroleum in the year 1757. According to the biogenic hypothesis, petroleum is a fossil fuel that evolved from biological detritus. A number of abiogenic hypotheses were proposed in the nineteenth century, most notably by the Russian chemist Dmitri Mendeleev. The abiogenic hypothesis holds that petroleum is a primordial material of deep origin which was erupted to the crust of Earth.
    "The duration of a process is one of the factors by which the one theory differs from the other," said Vadim Skaryatin, Doctor of Geology. "In the first case, it would take millions of years for biological detritus to turn into petroleum. However, the process would only take several hundred years, if not decades, to complete provided the abiogenic theory is correct," Dr. Skaryatin added.
    Both the biogenic and abiogenic hypotheses were developed and put to the test over the course of the 21st century. Strangely enough, the public seems to be aware of the only one i.e. the hypothesis that petroleum may somehow originate from biological detritus in sediments near the surface of Earth. The volume of biological matter on Earth is limited, and therefore petroleum should be eventually depleted. Even the modern methods of geological prospecting fail to provided reliable data on recoverable oil reserves still hiding away in the earth's crust.
    What is the reason behind the popularity of the biogenic hypothesis? And why the abiogenic one seems to be gathering dust in the backyard? One may be under the impression that the top players of the international petroleum industry have somehow conspired to keep the oil prices high. Is there any possibility of the abiogenic hypothesis being shelved on purpose?
    "As regards the scientific community, many of its members have long opted to be silent about the abiogenic petroleum theory for reasons that appear quite mundane, by and large. They aimed to keep their jobs intact by sticking to their conservative points of view," said Dr. Skaryatin. "A case of conspiracy involving oil companies? Well, it could have happened at the dawn of oil drilling and exploration in America," Dr. Skaryatin added.
    According to Academician Anatoly Dmitrievsky, director of the Institute for Oil and Gas Studies, the biogenic hypothesis was used by geologists who searched for oil at the turn of the 20th century.
    "The practice was dubbed 'wildcat' drilling. In other words, a well was drilled without a complete geological exploration of the locality. Oilmen could strike it rich if they hit a petroleum deposit. However, those wells were drilled only in the rock formation of sedimentary origin, the so-called 'source rocks' which should form petroleum in accordance with the biogenic theory of petroleum formation," said Academician Dmitrievsky.
    The use of more advanced methods of petroleum exploration enabled geologists to discover oil fields which produce from the crystalline basement rock the type of rock formation that is not supposed to bear any oil. For instance, the giant White Tiger oil field was discovered off the coast of Vietnam. The reservoir sits on the granite rock a fact that cannot be explained by the biogenic hypothesis. On the other hand, the abiogenic hypothesis seems to be just to the point.
    The scientific community could no longer disregard the abiogenic hypothesis as more facts have come to light over the last several years. The theory has been gaining ground following recent sensational reports. As it turned out, some of the old oil fields have reportedly yielded 150 percent of the previously estimated volumes of recoverable reserves, and they keep producing contrary to forecasts.
    "All the petroleum fields presently producing are drawing hydrocarbons from an open and active fault from the mantle. We should bear in mind that there is no such thing as an impermeable rock," Dr. Skaryatin said. "There are two small-sized oil fields located on the border between Georgia and Azerbaijan. They have been producing for more than 100 years. We are aware of similar oil fields in the Carpathians, South America and other regions," he added.
    Renat Muslimov, an adviser to the president of Tatarstan, claims that the 60-year-old Romashkin oil field has been constantly drawing petroleum via the faults in the basement.
    "We have previously considered the field as depleted by 80 percent. However, the reserves show an increase of 1.5.-2 million tons each year. According to our new estimates, the field will be producing up to the year 2200," Muslimov said.
    The first well in the Old Oil Field, located in Grozny, the capital of Chechnya, was drilled in the late 1890s. About 100 million tons of crude had been extracted from the field by the mid-twentieth century. Then the field was deemed depleted. However, the field "came to life" fifty years later. The wells are filling up with oil again, and the replenishment rate is extremely high. Locals are reported to use buckets for drawing oil. The developments may result in most dire consequences for the area, according to ecologists who recently visited Grozny. "An environmental disaster is probably waiting in the wings out there. The city will be drowned in oil if it gets to the surface. A terrible fire may occur as well," said one of the ecologists.
    The question is: Which of the two hypotheses the one proposed by Lomonosov or the other one by Mendeleev - holds any water or oil, for that matter?
    "By no means should we hold back nature because oil can be formed by one way or another," Academician Dmitrievsky said. "I wouldn't dare claim that the abiogenic theory is a guarantee if our happy future. We just cant go on drawing oil recklessly on the premise that it will never run dry," he added.
    Dr. Skaryatin suggests that the oil industry use a different strategy based on scientifically proven estimates e.g. production rates should be decreased, inflow rates should be taken into consideration, and oil wells should be mothballed for a period of time. Managed thus, Earth would allow us to have far more greater volumes of its "black gold."
 
 
"The capital fact to note is that petroleum was born in the depths of the earth, and it is only there that we must seek its origin."
- Dmitri Mendeleev -
 


Upcoming Presidential Debate Schedule
by Barry Crimmins

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007
2007-2008
 
The National Association of Manufacturers Bagman Debates
Democrats: Oct 12
Indianapolis, Indiana
Republicans: Oct 11, 13,14 16, 19, 21, 25, 30
various undisclosed locations
 
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The Limousine Liberal Condo-flipper Democratic Debate
October 17, 2007
Grand Hall Center of Conspicuous Consumption
1A Park Avenue NY, NY
NOTE: Black Tie please
 
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League of Nonpartisan Republican Born Agains GOP Debate
 
Oct 20, 2007
Where: Death to Islamofascists Christian Ministry Pavilion
Anal Roberts University
Scrotum Neck,. Al.
 
Subject: Abortion doctors: death penalty or life imprisonment?
 
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The Heilnet.org Republican Skinhead Debate (in cooperation with the National Association of Prison Guards)
Where: The field them good lynchin' trees is near Earl's place
Upper Uncle Dad, Montana
When: Next full moon
 
Note: Original moderator Larry Craig will be replaced by the Reverend Fred Phelps
 

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Essence Token Gesture Democratic Debate
Nov 4, 2007
New Orleans, La (providing we can find a structurally sound venue)
 
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League of Liberal Electronic Activists
Nov 19, 2007
Where: H8_W_43's parent's basement
When: Next time they go out to dinner
 
NOTE: No disagreements between Democrats will be permitted at this debate
 
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League of Women Voters: Hey what happened to us Democratic, Republican or anyone who will have us debate
When: How soon can you get here?
Where: Or we could come over there, come on, we have fried cakes and cider!

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The Amalgamated Brotherhood of Union Lip-servicers Democratic Debate
Nov 19, 2007
On a curb somewhere in Detroit
Moderator: Al Fresco
 
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The Huffpo Democratic Debate
Nov 24 2007
The Old Plantation Auction Block
Indentured, Mississippi
Moderator: Arianna Huffington
Note: No Paid Media will be issued credentials
 
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April 23, 2008
The NAACP Republican Debate
Cancelled: due to scheduling conflict
 
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May 11, 2008
 
The NOW Republican Debate
Cancelled due to scheduling conflict
 
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June 2, 2008
 
Grand Old Poofters Log Cabin Club Debate
Main Mezzanine Level Men's Rest Facility
Union Station
Washington, D.C.
 
Note: Debate will be conducted entirely in hand signals and toe taps
 



Good News

    "Here's how it works. A lender goes to the website Kiva.org, which displays photos of prescreened people and tells you what they need money for and how much they need. The lenders make a choice and pay by credit card. Kiva then transfers the money to a local partner, which makes the loan to the business. During the period of the loan, the partner provides updates to the lender on the business's progress and collects the repayment, which the lender can withdraw from Kiva or reloan.
    "I first learned about Kiva at my 2006 Clinton Global Initiative. On March 27 2007, the New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof described his own experience as a Kiva lender. He loaned $25 each to a TV repair shop owner and a baker in Afghanistan. The baker had received $425 from a total of seven American lenders, enough to open a second bakery. The TV repairman had also opened a second shop. Between them they had created six new jobs and, in the process, increased the chances that Afghanistan can succeed in building a moderate Muslim democracy in the face of the Taliban's efforts to undo it. "
 
    "Craig Venter, the controversial DNA researcher involved in the race to decipher the human genetic code, has built a synthetic chromosome out of laboratory chemicals and is poised to announce the creation of the first new artificial life form on Earth.
    "The announcement, which is expected within weeks and could come as early as Monday at the annual meeting of his scientific institute in San Diego, California, will herald a giant leap forward in the development of designer genomes. It is certain to provoke heated debate about the ethics of creating new species and could unlock the door to new energy sources and techniques to combat global warming.
    "Mr. Venter told the Guardian he thought this landmark would be 'a very important philosophical step in the history of our species. We are going from reading our genetic code to the ability to write it. That gives us the hypothetical ability to do things never contemplated before.'
    "The Guardian can reveal that a team of 20 top scientists assembled by Mr. Venter, led by the Nobel laureate Hamilton Smith, has already constructed a synthetic chromosome, a feat of virtuoso bio-engineering never previously achieved. Using lab-made chemicals, they have painstakingly stitched together a chromosome that is 381 genes long and contains 580,000 base pairs of genetic code."
 
    "The OneVoice Movement, a youth-led mainstream nationalist movement with parallel operations in Israel and the Palestinian Authority, announced that it had exceeded its original goal of recruiting half a million Palestinian and Israeli citizens as signatories of a mandate demanding a two-state solution. The OneVoice Mandate calls on Palestinian President Abbas and Israeli Prime Minister Olmert to start immediate, uninterrupted negotiations until a comprehensive two-state solution is reached.
    "As of the latest audit on September 17, 2007, 536,443 Israeli and Palestinian signatories (262,008 Israelis and 274,435 Palestinians) have joined the movement. Having exceeded its goal of recruiting half a million Palestinians and Israelis in roughly equal numbers four months earlier than planned, OneVoice aims to get to One Million citizen signatories by the end of 2007.
    "The groundswell of Israeli and Palestinian citizens committing themselves to the movement will gather on an unprecedented scale on October 18th, 2007, when OneVoice will host the One Million Voices to End the Conflict peoples summits. The summits will be held simultaneously in Jericho and Tel Aviv, and linked via satellite to international echo events in London, Washington D.C. and Ottawa. Hundreds of thousands are expected to participate, showing their solidarity in support of a two-state solution and demanding accountability to the will of the people."

"We shall be greeted, I think, in Baghdad and Basra, with kites and boom boxes."
- Fouad Ajami, Professor of Middle East Studies at John Hopkins University in an interview with the Washington Post on the likely outcome of an American invasion of Iraq.  -


Free Dinner for All

"I will bet you the best dinner in the Gaslight district of San Diego that military action will not last more than a week."
- Bill O'Reilly, speaking of the current war, on Fox News -


Free Music Flashback
 
"I was at a Judy Collins session in New York in 1968, and when she was finished, I peeled off a few hundreds for the engineer so I could make a tape of my new songs. Some you'll know; some you might not. The following fall we made the first CSN album, and the tape has been lost to the wind for almost 40 years. Somehow its found its way back, and these songs now feel like great friends when they were really young."
- Stephen Stills (listen to the whole thing for free at http://stephenstills.com/) -
 






Bad News

    "The Defense Department (DOD) allegedly provided two fundamentalist Christian organizations exclusive access to several military bases around the country. This access became official sanction for these groups to proselytize amid the ranks, despite the fact that such activities were in violation of federal law.
    "The evangelical Christian groups have posted detailed instruction guides on their web site that advises their members about tactics to use to win over soldiers, or 'pre-Christians,' to evangelical Christianity when visiting military installations around the country.
    "Spokespeople for the DOD and for the fundamentalist Christian organizations identified in this report did not return numerous calls or reply to several emails seeking comment.
    "According to a week-long investigation by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation, a government watchdog organization, the evidence it has uncovered proves the Pentagon has been engaged in a pattern of widespread evangelizing in violation of Clause 3, Article VI of the Constitution, which forbids a religion test for any position in the federal government, and the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment of the Bill of Rights, which says Congress shall make no law regarding an establishment of religion. Furthermore, individuals representing a specific denomination may only offer spiritual guidance to soldiers and are prohibited from using the 'machinery of the state' to proselytize or try to convert members of the military."
    "Six years after the September 11 attacks in the United States, the 'war on terror' is failing and instead fueling an increase in support for extremist Islamist movements, a British think-tank said on Monday.
    "A report by the Oxford Research Group (ORG) said a 'fundamental re-think is required' if the global terrorist network is to be rendered ineffective.
    "'If the al Qaeda movement is to be countered, then the roots of its support must be understood and systematically undercut,' said Paul Rogers, the report's author and professor of global peace studies at Bradford University in northern England.
    "'Combined with conventional policing and security measures, al Qaeda can be contained and minimized but this will require a change in policy at every level.'"
    "He described the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq as a 'disastrous mistake' which had helped establish a 'most valued jihadist combat training zone' for al Qaeda supporters."
 
    "The State Department, which is facing growing criticism of its policy on private security contractors, overlooked repeated warnings from U.S. diplomats in the field that guards were endangering Iraqi civilians and undermining U.S. efforts to win support from the population, according to current and former U.S. officials.
    "Ever since the contractors were granted immunity from Iraqi courts in June 2004 by the U.S.-led occupation authority, diplomats have cautioned that the decision to do so was 'a bomb that could go off at any time,' said one former U.S. official.
    "But State Department leadership, unable to field U.S. troops or in-house personnel to guard its team, has clung to an approach that shielded the contractors from criminal liability, in the hope of ensuring continued protection to operate in the violent countryside."
 
    "If there is a quagmire in Iraq, it was created more than a decade ago when the United States instituted a flawed system governing the use of contractors to perform governmental functions. Now, despite Iraqi fury at Blackwater USA, some of whose employees are accused of fatally shooting Iraqis, Washington is so reliant on the firm that it dare not order it from the field...
    "The estimated 180,000 US-funded contractors now in Iraq (of which about 21,000 are Americans) outnumber the 160,000 US troops. All too often this private army has been unmanageable and unaccountable, its interests dangerously divergent from those of the U.S. and the Iraqi governments.
Dr. Janine R. Wedel: The Shadow Army -
    "The U.S. Supreme Court will hear a case Wednesday in which the Bush administration will seek to overturn the death penalty of a convicted rapist-murderer at the behest of the International Court of Justice.
    "Jose Medellin confessed in 1993 to participating in the rape and murder of two Houston teenagers. Jennifer Ertman and Elizabeth Pena were sodomized and strangled with their shoe laces. Medellin bragged about keeping one girl's Mickey Mouse watch as a souvenir of the crime.
    "Medellin and four others were convicted of capital murder and sent to Texas' death row. A juvenile court sentenced Medellin's younger brother, who was 14 at the time, to 40 years in prison.
    "The intervention in the case by the Bush administration comes after the International Court of Justice found Medellin was not informed of his right to contact the Mexican Consulate for legal assistance.
    "That, according to the Hague, was a violation of a 1963 treaty known as the Vienna Convention.
    "'We find ourselves in an unusual position,' Texas Solicitor General Ted Cruz told the Houston Chronicle. 'Texas is not regularly litigating against the United States. But sadly enough, the United States will appear alongside Medellin at the argument.'
    "Medellin v. Texas will be argued Wednesday and could determine the fate of Medellin and 50 other Mexican killers on death rows in the United States, including more than a dozen in Texas. All of them say they were not told of their right to contact Mexico for legal help...
    "Cruz, who will argue the case for Texas, called Bush's unprecedented attempt to issue orders to the judicial branch and the state courts in particular 'breathtaking.'
    "'It is emphatically not the province of the president to say what the law is,' he told the Houston Chronicle. 'If this president's assertion of authority is upheld in this case, it opens the door for enormous mischief from presidents of either party. What might these presidents be inclined to do if they had the power to flick state laws off the books?;"
- WorldNetDaily: THE NEW WORLD DISORDER - Bush backs Mexico, rapist-murderer. International court seeks to block death penalty in Texas. -

    "Ohio's method of conducting elections with electronic voting machines appears to have created a true privacy nightmare for state residents: revealing who voted for which candidates. Two Ohio activists have discovered that e-voting machines made by Election Systems and Software and used across the country produce time-stamped paper trails that permit the reconstruction of an election's results--including allowing voter names to be matched to their actual votes.
    "Making a secret ballot less secret, of course, could permit vote selling and allow interest groups or family members to exert undue pressure on Ohio residents to vote a certain way. It's an especially pointed concern in Ohio, a traditional swing state in presidential elections that awarded George Bush a narrow victory over John Kerry three years ago.
    'Ohio law permits anyone to walk into a county election office and obtain two crucial documents: a list of voters in the order they voted, and a time-stamped list of the actual votes. 'We simply take the two pieces of paper together, merge them, and then we have which voter voted and in which way,' said James Moyer, a longtime privacy activist and poll worker who lives in Columbus, Ohio."
 
    "Al Qaeda's Internet communications system has suddenly gone dark to American intelligence after the leak of Osama bin Laden's September 11 speech inadvertently disclosed the fact that we had penetrated the enemy's system.
    "The intelligence blunder started with what appeared at the time as an American intelligence victory, namely that the federal government had intercepted, a full four days before it was to be aired, a video of Osama bin Laden's first appearance in three years in a video address marking the sixth anniversary of the attacks of September 11, 2001...
    "But the disclosure from ABC and later other news organizations tipped off Qaeda's internal security division that the organization's Internet communications system, known among American intelligence analysts as Obelisk, was compromised...
    "One intelligence officer who requested anonymity said in an interview last week that the intelligence community watched in real time the shutdown of the Obelisk system. America's Obelisk watchers even saw the order to shut down the system delivered from Qaeda's internal security to a team of technical workers in Malaysia. That was the last internal message America's intelligence community saw. 'We saw the whole thing shut down because of this leak,' the official said. 'We lost an important keyhole into the enemy.'"
 


 
Scariest Halloween Mask of All Time

Available at frightcatalog.com

Hallucination of the Week

Pope Benedict XVI, head of the Roman Catholic Church, has called on Roman Catholics to pray the rosary in an effort to bring peace to the world. This is an indication the Pope is one step closer to declaring a new dogma that "Mary," the "Queen of Heaven," ( also known as the "Queen of Peace") shares a role in redeeming the world and is soon to be given the title - Mary, Co- Redemptrix. Second, the pope has clearly stated that this focus on praying the rosary for the cause of peace was confirmed to him by messages from an apparitional woman claiming to be "Mary" the mother of Jesus.

Pray Rosary for Peace, Benedict XVI Urges -

The War on Plants
 
    "All across the country, Afghan support for poppy cultivation is on the upswing; 40% of Afghans now consider it acceptable if there is no other way to earn a living, and in the southwest, where much of the poppy crop is grown, two out of three people say it is acceptable. In Uruzgans neighboring province, Helmand -- which supplies about half the worlds opium, the raw material for heroin -- favorable ratings for the Taliban now run as high as 27% (compared with 10% in the whole of Afghanistan).
    "Instead of taking such findings to heart, the Bush administrations counter-narcotics policy over the last three years has placed eradication at its center, even though it has been met with growing Afghan skepticism and, in some cases, violence, and has coincided with a general decline in public support for the U.S. and NATO mission in Afghanistan. Why is the policy so unpopular? Consider that Afghanistans farmers will produce an estimated 9,000 tons of opium this year from 477,000 acres, according to a United Nations report released last week, and that the total farm value of the crop will be about $1 billion. Most farmers who cultivate poppies do so because few other options -- either alternative crops or alternative livelihoods -- exist in their part of the world. You simply cannot eviscerate the livelihoods of the estimated 3 million Afghans who grow poppies and not expect a backlash.
    "Whats more, our policy is not effective. Though the U.S. spends about the same amount on counter-narcotics activities in Afghanistan annually as all Afghan poppy farmers combined take home in a year, our policies have not prevented record-setting poppy crops from springing up with every succeeding year, nor have they prevented Afghanistan from becoming a quasi-narcostate where corruption is rampant. Last weeks U.N. report said Afghanistan continues to be the center of the worlds heroin trade, accounting for 93% of global opium production. It noted a 17% spike in poppy cultivation in the last year, on the heels of a record 59% rise the year before.
    "The U.S. government, in short, is deeply committed to an unsuccessful drug policy that helps its enemies...
    "The State Department strategy misses the forest for the trees. The priority of the United States and NATO should be first to thwart the Taliban insurgency while bettering the lives of typical Afghans through significant economic and reconstruction efforts to win hearts and minds. Doing nothing on the poppy front would do more to achieve this goal than the counterproductive eradication path the U.S. currently pursues. The U.S. should adopt a 'first do no harm' policy that temporarily suspends eradication while implementing a promising portfolio of new initiatives to build up alternatives for farmers...
    "The U.S. and NATO should also endorse a pilot project proposed by the Senlis Council, an international nongovernmental organization with offices in southern Afghanistan, to harness poppy cultivation for the production of legal medicinal opiates such as morphine for sale to countries, such as Brazil, that are in short supply of cheap pain drugs for patients."



The Roosevelt Manifesto
by Dave Brice
  
    The American economy is on the brink of revisiting 1929. American citizens are increasingly running into debt in their struggle to pay the doctor, make the house payment, make the car payment, AND buy $3 gas. We have to wonder how we got here. America is supposed to be the place where everything always gets better and better.
    But we've been here before, and it was the same kind of laissez-faire economics which put us in the poorhouse in the 30's that have led us to disaster today.
    Addressing the prevailing wisdom that unregulated free markets will automatically solve all of society's problems, the 32nd president, Franklin Roosevelt in 1937 aggressively asserted the role of government in establishing "that security and peace essential to the pursuit of happiness" for everyone.
     This was the second of Roosevelt's four inaugural addresses, and its lessons need to be relearned if we're going to deal with the economic disaster unwinding today and sure to intensify with the next wave of foreclosures this coming January, February, and March.
     Declaring that when he took office in 1933, "We of the Republic pledged ourselves to drive from the temple of our ancient faith those who had profaned it," Roosevelt added, "We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. Out of the collapse of a prosperity whose builders boasted their practicality has come the conviction that in the long run economic morality pays."
     Roosevelt skewers the notion that government regulation of business is evil, and instead insists it's necessary to "bring private autocratic powers into their proper subordination to the public's government. The legend that they were invincible - above and beyond the processes of a democracy - has been shattered."
     The same kind of immoral, unregulated lending and securities practices that gave rise to the Great Depression have once again brought us to the edge of disaster. Roosevelt speaks from the grave, telling us what we need to do.
     Now all we need is for the present-day political system to produce a leader with Roosevelt's stature and courage.
     Until that happens, we'll have to be happy just watching the ghost of Franklin D. Roosevelt beating up the ghost of Milton Friedman.



Back Home Again
by Michael O'McCarthy

    In 1969, I was a stranger in the strange land of Los Angeles, arriving by Greyhound in combat gear - a suit of khaki pants, shirt, prison made brogans, and sixty-eight dollars. I knew no one personally in the city.
    At the time, the war in South East Asia was a bloody quagmire of death and destruction and the mortal casualties of Americans and Asians was rising every day. At home, the death toll of heroes of the American progressive movement was terrifying: Medgar Evers, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, and Bobby Kennedy. Their deaths were a blood trail from the plaza in Dallas to the motel balcony in Memphis. No one who spoke out against the war and racism of the U. S. felt safe. I came from another war zone having spent almost seven years in the worst of California’s prisons, where being a political activist was a death sentence.
    I came following in the wake of Malcolm X and the path of Eldridge Cleaver to continue the fight against those wars. I was free due to of the machinations of a Left Wing conspiracy: Huey Newton and George Jackson and their celebrated attorneys, Fay Stender and Charles Gary, saw to my freedom from what would have been certain death or life long institutionalization in solitary confinement. My life as a political organizer and writer within the walls of what Jackson called “Dachau, USA” had made me the target of three assassination attempts and long periods of confinement in the worst prison “adjustment centers” and the threat that I the only way I would leave prison was in a pine box.
    As a parolee I was fortunate. A lawyer from the California Rural Legal Assistance handling my case at Soledad had a father-in-law who owned a plastics factory. He gave me a job. He had another friend who was an English graduate student at UCLA who having read my poetry offered me his one room, book-filled hovel while he was in New York during the holidays.
    The second night out I was at the legendary Ash Grove, brought there by International Socialist member Jack Weinberg, who along with the extraordinary Mario Savio, led the Berkeley Free Speech demonstration. It is Jack who is attributed with the counter culture quote, “never trust anyone over 30!” Jack introduced me to Ed Pearl, the wonderful founder and impresario of the Grove and to my first copy of the Los Angeles Free Press. I knew I had found a home in the strange place known as La La Land.

High Coup

 
IN THE U.S.A.
WE HAVE OUR OWN STYLE GOON SQUAD......
NOT UNLIKE BURMA'S!

- zEN mAN -
(observing the 3 men responsible for hundreds of thousands of innocent deaths...they should be wearing riot gear)

 
Answer to Last Week's Incredibly Stupid Biblical Question
 
Somehow our morbid curiosity demanded we ask "Where's the fart joke in the Book of Isaiah?" Dave Brice says...

There's no fart joke in Isaiah. It's a metaphor having to do with childbirth, not gas, and my copy of Isaiah 26:18 reads: "Wee haue beene with childe, wee haue beene in paine, we haue as it were brought foorth winde, wee haue not wrought any deliuerence in the eatrth, neither haue the inahabitants of the world fallen."
 
Paul Iannone says...
Oh man, that's EASY:
Isaiah 1:13 ..."Your incense is detestable to me."
Lord, Thou who smelt it, dealt it.
Now we know why the Lord loosened his belt on the seventh day.

But wait a minute. Mark Bass says it's...
"Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh."
- Isaiah 16:11 (King James Version)

Yep, there are TWO fart jokes in the Book of Isaiah, three if you count "brought foorth winde." Who said God didn't have a sense of humor?  He's clearly behind http://www.fartjoke.com/.
 


Scumbags of the Week
(narrowly beating out Ann "Jews need to be perfected" Coulter)

Once again, the RIAA proves itself morally bankrupt by charging Minnesota's Jammie Thomas a ridiculous $222,000 fine for downloading 24 songs, making it $9,250 apiece. Since all the songs are available for $.99 on iTunes, we'd like to know from what hat in what alternative universe they pulled the number 9250 out of? The fact they convinced a jury to award them these damages only proves two things: Jammie Thomas didn't have adequate representation and you can convince Americans to vote against their own interests. All these prosecutions are despicable, and every penny of the millions they're spending on prosecuting their own customers should be spent on working WITH the internet, not against it. The RIAA's entire business plan is corrupt, soon to be flushed down the sewage system of business history, and this last gasp against the new world, lashing out at genuine free trade while pushing for it in Congress, is just pathetic. They won the case but man, what losers.

    "The major labels - companies like Sony (NYSE: SNE) and Bertelsmann's Sony BMG, Vivendi's (OTC BB: VIVEF.PK) Universal, and Warner Music Group (NYSE: WMG) - are apparently pouring millions into pursuing music fans. Judging from comments at the trial, they have nary a clue how much they're losing from illegal downloading, among other details that point to utter cluelessness.
    "Those who own these companies' shares should think long and hard about this crusade - spending millions to gain a couple of hundred thousand here and there (or settlements in the couple of thousand-dollar range) doesn't sound like the smartest use of cash, does it?
    "What short-term thinking and a short-sighted waste. The RIAA's 'strategy' seeks to distract attention from its anachronistic business model, and an industry that goes out of its way to inspire fear in its customers strikes me as one that investors would do well to avoid.
    "Millions are spent on these punitive endeavors (instead of on innovation), and by winning, the industry's quite likely losing any remaining shred of consumer respect. The RIAA may continue beating up on its customers, but in the long run, I'll bet it will end up as stuck as a broken record on an endless loop of trouble."
- Alyce Lomax - The RIAA Wins, but What Does It Lose? -

    "Digital downloading has turned the entire industry on its head. Facing sharp falls in album sales, established acts have re-thought their approach. Until recently, a band would tour primarily to encourage sales of their album. Now, the Stones, for instance, make vastly more money out of concert tickets and merchandising than from record sales. For Prince, it's well worth giving away his new album to promote his profitable run of shows at the O2 Centre.
    "But Radiohead's decision to, in effect, give away their album hoists the whole issue on to a much higher level, prompting a slew of thus-far-unanswerable questions. Such as: won't fans expect to get all music for free, even that made by penniless acts? How does a small act establish and develop itself, without sales income or label assistance? Indeed, why bother making records at all, when the promotional effect on club gigs results in such low returns? What happens to the staff laid off when record shops close? And doesn't this simply establish a new class division, between those who are able to own and operate computers and those who are denied access how do they get to enjoy In Rainbows?
    "I've no idea but, for the moment at least, the pay-what-you-like strategy affords punters the opportunity to make sharp critical assessments where they really hurt: right there in the musicians' pockets. So: shrewd or stupid? You be the judge."
- Andy Gill: Ok computer: Why the record industry is terrified of Radiohead's new album - Radiohead are the latest and greatest band to shun the conventional CD release. Their new album is available online and you don't have to pay for it -

"Public Domain: n. - Anything on the internet."
- Dare's Reality Dictionary -

Bush Explains Blackwater
 
  
Outside the Box

If the way Israel is treating the Palestinians is just as reprehensible as the way America treated the native Americans, then the solution should be the same.

Let the
Palestinians run
casinos in the occupied territories. Turn the Gaza Strip into the Las Vegas of the Mediterranean. Make a deal with the mafia to supply slot machines and with Jerry Brockheimer to produce CSI: Haifa. Once the world sees some millionaire Palestinians, there won't be a cause for terrorists to rally behind.

 
Online Gallery of the Week


Living My Life Faster - 8 years of JK's Daily Photo Project from c71123 on Vimeo.
 
Quiz of the Week
 
Who recently said the Bush administration's handling of the war was “incompetent” and we're “living a nightmare with no end in sight?”
A ) Dennis Kucinich, to Seymour Hersh.
B ) Sean Penn, to Rolling Stone.
C ) Lt. Gen Ricardo Sanchez, Ret., to a gathering of military reporters and editors.
Hint: think “former top American commander in Iraq.”

 
Bad Food

Patty Melt My Heart
by Lynette Sheffield
 
    Day Five of my drug-resistant headache and I'm a tad cranky.
    Should I blame my San Diego Chargers who have started their football season 1-3 and look like someone switched their Gatorade to decaf? Should I blame my San Diego Padres who were not content to choke once but instead chose to do it three times in a row?
    Maybe.
    Perhaps it's because I am in the middle of trying to help settle my father-in-law's affairs because he died without a will or trust? Please, I am begging you; do not do this to your children. If you do, just know that your heirs will want to kick your sorry butt for all eternity as long as they can get away with it and not be sent to Hell for doing so. It's a mess; believe me.
    But while I'm so uptight I cannot turn my head, I have that eye twitching thing I get and yesterday I broke out in hives, real actual hives, at least I'm pretty calm compared to those who have been offended by the latest hamburger commercial from Carl's  Jr.
    I'm sure that if you're like me and watched MTV back  in 1984 when the station actually aired music videos, the first time you saw the commercial for the new Carl's Jr. Patty Melt, you immediately saw it as a rip-off of the Van Halen video of "Hot for Teacher." I think the only reason Eddie and the boys have not initiated a lawsuit against the plagiarists is because the commercial is just too stupid as it is.
    I gather from reading and listening to those who were offended that the main gripe they have with the advertisement is the supposed teacher gyrating in front of her class. They have no problems with the Patty Melt sandwich itself. My son tried it and assured me it is a tasty burger.
    The Carl's Jr. Patty Melt is served on two slices of grilled rye bread instead of the standard hamburger bun and thus the result is a flatness of the buns. In the aforementioned commercial, while the teacher is flinging herself hither and yon, the "students" are singing a rap song about how much they like "flat buns" over and over again.
    Faith-based groups as well as teacher organizations have protested the ad and as a result, the scenes of the spastic mini-skirted teacher have been removed from the commercial but don't worry; you can still see the complete advertisement on the internet. However, the song is the same and in my opinion, rap music is annoying enough but when it is in a commercial that is shown before my face unrequested, it is extremely irritating.
    There are other advertising campaigns that vex me a lot more than the Carl's Jr. Patty Melt. Yet, you do not hear large groups of people protest them.
    Maybe it's just me but I have trouble recalling a more uncomfortable time than when I am watching television with my children present and an advertisement is aired, usually at several decibels louder than the program I am watching, that promotes a product for erectile dysfunction.
    While the voice-over drones on about what to do if you have a four-hour erection, they show some couple engaged in weird kinds of foreplay like floating tea lights on plastic lids in the swimming pool or sitting naked in twin bathtubs out of doors at the edge of a cliff. I don't think I will ever be the kind of person who would enjoy sitting naked in a bathtub outdoors at the edge of a cliff. For one thing, I'm not sure they could get hot water out there and for another, sitting naked in a cold bath or even an empty bathtub strikes me as being more strange than sexy.
    Again, maybe it's just me. Pain and tension have made me a bit testy and maybe if I felt better, I would be able to sit naked in bathtub that was outside.
    Tell you what; I promise I'll try to do that if my Padres win a World Series and my Chargers win a Super Bowl.
    Like that'll ever happen.

www.lynetteisfunny.com
 

Don't Go, You'll Ruin It
by David Schoen

This week: Whistler, BC

    If the idea is to avoid human beings, don't go to Canada. Dollars are down, Whistler, BC, is the site of the upcoming 2012 winter Olympics, developers have taken over, and prices are sure to skyrocket between now and then. Winter prices are high for all those globe trotting skiers and boarders who talk funny dude, but if you're like me and hate being in snow for any length of time, go in summer when everything is half price. 
    As of Sept 30 2007 Americans must have a valid passport to enter Canada, unless you're an illegal immigrant in which case you don't need a passport to enter Canada or America. Just a few short years ago, American currency was worth nearly twice as much against the Canadian dollar, but today it's losing ground. The major consequence is that now you have to pay more to travel there, which makes you spend less, so I won't go as often for sure.
    Whistler is amazing in the summer, especially in August, just before our schools start. The days are warm and the nights are mild. I suggest evening walks in the downtown: Cobblestone streets, clothing shops, corner restaurants with outdoor seating and a smoke shop that sells real Cuban cigars. I used to buy at least one Cuban each trip, but now that the American dollar is less than the Looney or Twoney (one and two dollar coins), I might skip the Cuban and get the cheap knock-off.
    Last trip we took a great whitewater rafting excursion down the Green River out of Green lake. Canada's Class 2 & 3 rapids make our Class 2 & 3 look like a bathtub. This was a highlight of the trip, even when our helmsman tried to pick up my wife cause he thought she was my daughter. Men's Clairol here I come again.
    The area surrounding Whistler is wild. There are bear traps set up all over the downtown area. We had an out-rider in a kayak downstream ahead of us to watch out for grizzlies on the river. Waterfalls and streams abound. You can mountain bike down the ski slopes during the summer, parasail from the top of Whistler mountain, or take a Hummer ride in the back country.You can take a ride to the top of Whistler Peak on the ski Gondola and watch dudes boarding on glaciers left over from the winter. Glaciers that have not melted. How did that happen?
    A couple tips. Change small amounts of dollars at the local bank to get a fair exchange rate and don't use your cell phone unless you have to. Roaming service is expensive in Canada. The accommodations are real good everywhere in Whistler and one really doesn't need to reserve too far in advance yet. It's about a two hour drive up from Vancouver, but allow for sightseeing along the route. The scenery is worth driving as slow as the hybrid vehicle in front of you. Take your time.
    Gas and cigarerettes cost a lot more once you cross the border. They have those nasty cancer pictures on every pack of smokes too. I quit. Food is expensive when eating out and Canada has no idea what a prime rib dinner should look or taste like. The BC folks are very friendly which may be their saving grace, but really, don't go. There's no smog control in British Columbia, so when following most Canadian vehicles, you'll want to throw up from the fumes.
    And it's true, Canadians say EH! after every friggin sentence. I  wonder if their auto club is EH EH EH! It's just irritating. When you don't go to Canada, be sure not to go to Whistler.

Google Smackdown of the Week



VS.


 
It's a tie!
 
 
Don't Take Our Word for It

    "Bush and his allies have expressed much outrage that the SCHIP bill would 'subsidize' rich families that is, it would let children in households earning up to three times the poverty level about $64,000 for a family of four participate in the program. Well, try to raise two children in New York or San Francisco on $64,000, and also buy health coverage for them.
    "Funny, but the Medicare drug benefit (and Medicare in general) extends taxpayer-subsidized health care to retirees earning 2,000 times the poverty rate. Billionaires qualify if they're over 65. And that was just dandy with the president.
    "In a similar vein, one may question Bush's repeated worry that access to a government program will prompt some working Americans to drop their private coverage. Yes, that happened when the Medicare drug benefit went into effect, but the president didn't seem to lose sleep over it.
    "Given Bush's hearty support of the Medicare drug benefit, why won't he get behind expanding SCHIP? Sen. Claire McCaskill, D-Mo., offered this short, clean explanation at a National Conference of Editorial Writers meeting here in Kansas City: 'The difference between the SCHIP program and Medicare Part D is the private businesses were cut into Medicare Part D.'
    "Bingo.
    "You see, the writers of the SCHIP legislation worked on the simple-minded idea that the taxpayers could help uninsured children by just picking up their medical bills. They didn't understand the subtle thinking of the Bush administration, which can't support a government program that doesn't also enrich private interests."
- Froma Harrop: Children's Health Care in the Age of Bush -

    "George Bush's battle to pronounce complicated words has been laid bare after White House officials mistakenly released an unedited copy of his UN speech, complete with phonetic spellings.
    "The script of the President's address to the 192-nation UN General Assembly, which was accidentally distributed to journalists, revealed he is given a phonetic guide to key foreign names including countries and their leaders.
    "President Bush has trouble with certain words
    "Among those contained in the speech were "Keyr-geez-stan", the name of Zimbabwean president Robert "Moo-gah-bee" and the name of his new French ally, President "Sar-kozee".
    "However he was given no help with the pronunciation of the Burmese opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi, whose name he duly stumbled over."
- White House mistakenly releases Bush's phonetic guide to foreign names -

"No one man can terrorize a whole nation unless we are all his accomplices."
- Edward R Murrow -

    "Let us step back one cosmic inch, and look again at these two lovely and happily repulsive examples of news drudgery that recently invaded your brain-space and stabbed at your wary heart: Blackwater and Britney, thugs versus trash, death and violence and war versus shallow dumb millionaire diva. Hmm. What a choice.
    "Let us hold them up to the light. Let us turn them around and see how they refract, how they feel in the palm, the weight and balance and heft and how they might match up with that otherworldly sensation you sometimes feel when you take a deep breath on a warm night and close your eyes and for just a split second feel you could actually lift off the ground.
    "Do you see? It turns out, from a purely vibrational and energetic perspective, these two stories are both almost exactly the same. Which is to say: Remove the sordid details and strip out the radically different aspects of the world they inhabit and look solely at the engines that drive them, and you will find they are of the exact same construction: bleak, and low, and mean, and happily lethal to your wary heart.
    "It's true. To wallow in the dregs and pain and misery of one is to be mauled and humiliated and deeply saddened by the other, and if your very soul was drugged and blindfolded and dragged into an alley and beaten senseless by both and then the blindfold was whipped off and they were both standing there, bloody and stupid and grinning like hyenas, well, you would have a hell of a time deciding which one did what.
    "Oh, oh, but wait, you might argue, the Blackwater goons actually killed innocent people, have done serious damage to America's already miserable military reputation, are adding a particularly vicious and unsavory dimension to a bogus war already riddled with so many lies and deceptions it makes Vietnam look downright clean and tidy. This is serious. People have died.
    "Yes, this is true. And it can all feel very dire indeed. But again, let us drop down. Get out of the head, slip into the heart, slip down to the soul, where (the poets tell us) the meanings are. War and violence are, without doubt, some of the lowest, least helpful vibrations on this earthly plane. To engage in them, to sit in them, is to actively devolve and be dragged back into the most primitive pits of human potential. Easy enough.
    "Can you very nearly say the same for the hollowness of the dregs of pop culture, especially when you consider how much time, energy, money and effort we as a culture spend on cataloging and critiquing and obsessing over it? Is it fair to say they are both savage and silly poisons, and we are infatuated by both to a degree that our nation has lot a great deal of its identity to them? I am here to suggest the possibility that, hell yes, you absolutely can."
    "Trust Fund Kids For Norm, a coalition of future heirs and heiresses, have banded together to protect the billions in untaxed inheritance that is our due. The full splendor of our future is currently threatened by the federal Estate Tax, an un-American abomination that discriminates against us, the pampered, prep school elite.
    "Sen. Norm Coleman, a tireless crusader on our behalf, has consistently voted for Estate Tax repeal. While some have suggested it is unseemly to give tax-cuts to multimillionaires during a time of war, Norm understands how much it means to us that we get that third yacht when daddy passes on."
- trustfundkidsfornorm -

    "When you grow up in 'The Family' like I did, you learn right off the bat that protection comes from everywhere, including the CIA, FBI and blessings from the Vatican who are at the top of the ladder when it comes to benefiting from Mafia street crime...
    "The Vatican officials, federal judges, top politicians all used to get regular pay-offs from the Gambino Family and, in fact, the Vatican and U.S. government make more money off the illegal drug trade then we did.
    "That is why I am talking after just getting out of jail after 20 years. I am talking because people need to know the U.S. government and the Vatican are more dangerous and corrupt then the Mafia ever was.
    "For example, I know for a fact the Cardinal in Palermo runs the Sicilian mob and former Cardinal Spellman of New York was considered the Vatican's American Godfather since he pulled the strings and had his hands deep into organized crime.
    "I know for a fact Bush, the Pope and other top Vatican and U.S. government leaders had prior knowledge and help organize 9/11. They did it for many obvious reason, one being instigating the war in Iraq. But they also did it to get their hands on all the gold that was hidden below in the Twin Towers.
    "My grandfather's construction company built the Twin Towers and after it was completed, I know they went in and put in big underground vaults to house an enormous amount of gold which is now in Bush's and Vatican hands in order to fund the war."
- Tony Gambino -

    "Would conservatives and Republicans support the war in Iraq if they had to pay for it?
    "
This is the immensely useful question that Rep. David Obey, the chairman of the House Appropriations Committee, put on the table this week by calling for a temporary war tax to cover President Bush's request for $145 billion in supplemental spending for Iraq.
    "The proposal is a magnificent way to test the seriousness of those who claim that the Iraq war is an essential part of the global war on terror. If the wars backers believe in it so much, it should be easy for them to ask taxpayers to put up the money for such an important endeavor.
    "Obey makes the case pointedly. Some people are being asked to pay with their lives or their faces or their hands or their arms or their legs, he said in an interview this week. If you're going to ask for that, it doesn't seem too much to ask an average taxpayer to pay thirty bucks for the cost of the war so we don't have to shove it off on our kids.
    "Or as Obey said in a statement, 'I'm tired of seeing that only military families are asked to sacrifice in this war.'"

    "I think that CBS and 60 Minutes, they really ought to be ashamed of themselves. Because you get another example of debased journalism where there's no Socratic energy, no tough questions raised... I don't want to demonize the brother, but he needs to be criticized, and they presented this story as if those of us who are critics, Black, White, Red, or whatever, have no good reasons to be critical of him siding with the strong against the weak and the powerful against the relatively powerless...
    "And I thought 60 Minutes was all about journalism. What has happened to journalism these days, where all you get is puff pieces that constitute advertisement for a book? Especially with somebody like Clarence Thomas, who's been the lightning rod of this fascinating debate, not just in Black America but among all Americans concerned about truth and justice on the court and in our society...
    "If you look at his record, you can see that he has very little sensitivity to the disadvantaged. He has some of the most cold-hearted, mean-spirited decisions that side with the powerful against the weak. So when he talked about disadvantage and justice, it's just not true. 60 Minutes should have asked that question."
- Princeton Professor Dr. Cornel West -

    "Two weeks ago, the Democratic radio address was delivered by a 12-year old Maryland boy named Graeme Frost. Graeme told his story of being involved in a severe car accident three years ago, and having received access to medical care because of the Children’s Health Insurance Program. He said:
'If it weren't for CHIP, I might not be here today. … We got the help we needed because we had health insurance for us through the CHIP program. But there are millions of kids out there who don’t have CHIP, and they wouldn't get the care that my sister and I did if they got hurt. … I just hope the President will listen to my story and help other kids to be as lucky as me.'
    "The right-wing immediately condemned Democrats for daring to put a human face on the SCHIP program at a time when Bush was proposing a 'diminishment of the number of children covered.' Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) — who has posed with children