Issue 2.07


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Colbertly Legal

    We once wrote a joke for the LA Weekly about there being a love-in at Griffith Park that Sunday. Between the Thursday of publication and the weekend, it snowballed, and there actually WAS a love-in in Griffith Park that Sunday, we went there ourselves, a journalistic dream realized under sunny skies and calliope music from the merry-go-round.
    Sometimes it actually works that way, like the Rocky Horror Show says, "Don't dream it, be it." The love-in wouldn't have happened if we hadn't lied and said it was happening, and now we are forced to conclude that Barack Obama sabotaged Stephen Colbert's presidential campaign in South Carolina because we lied the day before and said Hillary did it.
 
According to the New York Times:
Those lobbying against Mr. Colbert included Don Fowler, the former chairman of the Democratic National Committee and the husband of Carol Fowler, the current chairwoman of the state party.
 
Mr. Fowler distributed a letter to council members saying that Mr. Colbert "seeks to make a travesty of our primary." In his letter, he raised the specter of the 2000 presidential campaign, saying that if Ralph Nader had not drained votes from Al Gore, Mr. Gore could have been president.
    Might we point you can't make a travesty unless the ingredients are there.
 
    Are we the only ones brought up to believe anyone can be president? There's no excuse for leaving ANYONE off the ballot because the position is open to ANYONE. It's not up to a committee of motivation police to judge the worthiness of your purpose. You pay your $2,5000, you get your signatures, and you're on the ballot. That's the America we want to live in. Give us more choices, not less. The politics played by the South Carolina Democratic Committee were dirty and they should all have their souls washed out with industrial strength partisan remover.

    We personally want a Dennis Kucinich/Ron Paul or Ron Paul/Dennis Kucinich ticket. With Stephen Colbert as press secretary, of course.

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Violations of the public trust by government agencies have always been a dime a dozen, but we think you'll be particularly disturbed by the outrageous tale of Laurie Jessop, who cured her son of cancer and got arrested for it.
We thank  angryscientist for reporting Mother Jailed, Put On Trial for Curing Her Son of Melanoma.

Who's The Asshole of the Year? I don't know. You don't know. Paul Krassner knows.

Robin Menken was married to Country Joe back in the Woodstock days, so she's no stranger to political activism. This week she interviews filmmaker Bill Haney, who's documentary The Price of Sugar exposes the slave labor underlying the Dominican Republic's Sugar industry.

If we were Democrats, we'd vote for Dennis Kucinich, and if we were Republicans, we'd vote for Ron Paul. We've got interesting news about both from David Swanson and R.S. Janes.

Jane Stillwater's an American grandmother who's been traveling the mid-east on her own dime. She recently investigated what's happening with the most important of the Five Pillars of Islam, the Hajj, in Pilgrims' progress?: Do Iraqis feel safe enough to go on Hajj this year?

We all know the price of gas has gone up, but it's not the dollars that are important, it's the lives, as pointed out by Michael O'McCarthy in What Price A Gallon of Gas America?

Did you know Gene Autry wrote a Ten Commandments for Cowboys? Neither did we. Did you know George W. Bush has broken every single one of them? Now you know.

Lanny Swerdlow is one of the most erudite and rational marijuana activists around, and we're proud to announce the premiere of his new radio show.

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Mother Jailed, Put On Trial for Curing Her Son of Melanoma

Crystal, Chad, and Laurie Jessop


    An unholy alliance of California Child Protective Services (CPS) with a hostile doctor and judge is attempting to railroad Laurie Jessop, framed as a threat to her son and the establishment for finding a way to cure him of malignant melanoma. She is now on trial, under a gag order, since she had gone to the press. When she was arrested, she was put in maximum security, solitary confinement, in the Orange County, CA jail. They claim that everything about. her says anti-Establishment, so she was told, as she was considered a threat in starting a riot.
     On the morning of Sept. 12, Gary Null read on KPFK, a Pacifica station in Los Angeles, an e-mail from Ron Miller, who had met Ms. Jessop at the Cancer Control Society annual convention during the Labor Day weekend. They had discussed this persecution by Big Brother in the guise of saving her son from this evil mother who has failed to protect him! She disobeyed doctors orders and found a natural way to cure her son. These forces arrayed against her and insisted he must have the cancer removed surgically and attacked with the standard chemical fare. The cancer is gone, but nobody in authority will accept that because her doctor doesn't believe that's possible.
     The initial biopsy of the mole was done in February. Their regular doctor was on leave when test results came in. A nurse informed them of the bad news. On May 8, Chad Jessop had a follow up appointment with a medical group doctor, by the name of Dr. Masciana, who insisted he needed surgery to excise the site within a week, or he could die any day now! This doctor is a general practitioner, not an oncologist or qualified to do cancer diagnosis or surgery. Chad and his mom decided to pursue holistic treatment for him. Incensed, the doctor reported her to Child Protective Services on the grounds of gross negligent child endangerment. She yelled at Laurie all of you Jehovah's Witnesses are all the same, never mind Laurie and Chad are not Jehovah's witnesses. Dr. Masciana also told Laurie, with her son present, that his death was imminent. At the close of the appointment, Dr. Masciana informed Laurie that she was referring the case to Social Services. In further investigation, Child Protective Social Services is a misnamed government agency whose employees get paid bonuses every time they take children away from their parents.
     That evening Laurie called an attorney who advised her that she had 48 hours or less before Social Services showed up. If she could not prove she was following doctors orders, they'd take her son. Since Dr. Masciana had created such a traumatic experience for Chad, he feared the doctors and threatened to run away. In honoring Chad's wishes for continued holistic care, Laurie took her son to San Diego to continue holistic care using a number of various alternative treatments such as: ozone, hyperbaric oxygen chamber, hydrogen peroxide, energy work, Rife, nutritional supplements, and deep emotional work. Laurie also used black salve that she purchased from Canada to remove the mole tissue. Black salve was developed by Native American Indians more than 200 years ago, and used in the treatment of skin lesions, cancers, warts, and moles. Figures our FDA banned it, because it works.
     When Chad insisted on hitting the road to continue alternative therapies and getting further diagnostics, that left a question as to where Laurie's daughter Crystal would go. A close friend of the family and Crystals best friend agreed, and this felt like a perfect fit under the circumstances, so Laurie legally signed Crystal over to the family and gave them all the necessary medical insurance information. On May 22, the local sheriff and CPS had taken her daughter out of class, interrogating her mercilessly, telling her lies about her mother, trying to force her to reveal where Laurie and Chad had gone, and then forced her to go on a police joy ride and show them where they reside. All of this was done against her will and carried on for six hours!


Children's Protective Services

     They applied Black Salve directly to the area in question, thus giving Chad a holistic version of a large border excision. It took about two and a half weeks for the wound to heal. When it was healed Laurie took Chad to a Del Mar dermatologist for a biopsy. The test results were negative of any signs of melanoma! The next two weeks were concentrated on once again healing the tissue to get another biopsy. Upon the wound site being healed, a melanoma specialist did a punch biopsy and a complete lab analysis on Friday, June 15. Again, no sign of cancer could be found in the biopsy and the blood work was in healthy ranges with no distinguishing markers that would otherwise be present in a patient that would have advanced stage four melanoma, as had been previously reported! Was it a miracle, or an activated immune system in a healthy young man, with some useful help, that healed the melanoma?
     The following Monday, June 18th, Laurie and Chad turned themselves in to the San Diego Social Services office, with all of their documentation. They were detained for 4 hours, then told that arrest warrants for Laurie and Chad were issued from Orange County. Chad was locked up at the Palenskie Center in San Diego for one night. He had 2 guards watching him around the clock, since he was considered a flight risk. When Laurie went to visit Chad they could not have any privacy, as both guards listened to every word that was said. Laurie spent over nine thousand bucks in San Diego for the treatments done over the five week period of time, and has all the receipts as proof. A new social worker, David Harper, was put on the case. He picked Chad up in San Diego transporting him to Orangewood Children's Home in Orange County for the next two weeks, where he got fed spaghetti and meat balls, food not fitting one healing from cancer. One aspect of Chad's treatment was a healthy diet of living foods, but Ms. Jessup's requests of this social worker that Chad get proper food fell on deaf ears. He did tell her she was allowed to see her daughter graduate from Junior High School. She told him nobody could keep her away without a court order, and that she would be there! The social worker informed Laurie that he completed the paper work to lift the warrant order on her.
     After her daughters graduation, on June 21st Laurie went to make academic arrangements for her son, having missed five weeks of school. Laurie showed the documentation to the principal and vice principal. The Vice Principal knew Chad well, as Chad did his Eagle Scout project for him at the high school. Chad is now an advanced Eagle Scout. No matter, the VP called police to arrest Laurie at the school and haul her off to the county jail. The arresting deputy harassed her. When Laurie protested, the officer told her she didn't have to like her or be nice to her. After arriving at the county jail, her first telephone call had been to the social worker, David Harper, although he did nothing to get her out of jail, nor was he willing to help correct the record. Laurie was physically abused, they spread her legs twisting her knee, when she complained they called out "Resisting...Resisting" then they pushed her violently to a cell wall (behind the cameras) causing her to twist her neck, shoulder and arm. After being worked over, they took away her jacket, shoes, socks, and toilet paper, and locked her up. Her holding cell was extremely cold and she was deliberately denied toilet paper. She asked for toilet paper, only to be answered it must have been taken for good reason and she was not getting any. She was denied toilet paper from approximately 3:30pm until 11:00pm. One has to wonder, what was she going to do with the toilet paper, hang herself? By 11:00 pm Laurie got taken to be assessed. She asked is this a madhouse run by animals, who is running this place? Laurie told this officer her story for half an hour. He let her talk, then said he sees all kinds of characters, his job is to ascertain threats. He told her she has the fire, the spirit and the power to overturn the system and create a riot. He informed her shed be put in solitary confinement, but she might get a roommate, probably a drug offender. She was forced to take a chest X-ray against her will, without any explanation and ridicule from the officers. Laurie and her two children have never been in any type of trouble with the law, but were treated like hardened criminals. She was shocked to learn women taking showers have no privacy, that male guards are watching. The next night she got a 58-year old roommate charged with kidnapping her children from her husband 20 years ago, after being extradited from Tennessee on outdated bogus charges tagged with 200 thousand bail. It would appear that Orange County is desperately trying to maintain job security at the expense of the innocent!
 

The Judge

    Laurie was released on the streets of Santa Ana after midnight, in an unsafe area of Southern California for a woman, after five days of incarceration. Upon Laurie's arrest, officers impounded her van and turned it upside down looking for drugs. She had to pay over 300 dollars in impound fees to get the van back.
     Social Services approved the foster families that Laurie had arranged for Chad and Crystal. Now Laurie is on trial, forbidden to speak under a gag order, by the very judge that had issued the bench warrant for her arrest, because she refused to go along with orthodox medicine. The dermatologist, appointed by Social Services, testified in court that the melanoma is playing hide and go seek, that they'd have to subject Chad to unnecessary and dangerous further biopsies and medical procedures to find where it migrated to. The dermatologist further stated that the melanoma had become even more deadly, claiming it has now traveled to different organs. The prescription for surgery is a large border excision to the skullbone. Chad says he is old enough to defend this country's freedoms, but he is denied that same freedom of choice when it comes to his own health and he is also under gag order. Ms. Jessop intends to sue anyone who touches her son against their wishes. All Chad's blood tests are consistent with a healthy 17 year old 6'2" young man. They refuse to tolerate anyone trying to clear their conscience at his expense. Laurie says her record stands, she will not back down, and she wants parents to know they do not have to be intimidated by this system! The judge has stated twice that she doesn't want Chad to die while she is on the bench; which sounds like she has bias in the case! Surgery and chemotherapy had been intended for the following week. The doctor is still of the mind Chad could die any day now. When giving testimony, the dermatologist was asked if he could perform surgery on Chad, knowing that Chad would not cooperate with any Western medical butchery. His answer was emphatic No, he could not perform an operation on anyone against their will.
     What Big Brother has been doing to Ms. Jessop and her children is unconscionable, beyond outrageous, a gross miscarriage of justice and an abuse of authority. Many families have been torn apart by lesser abuses of CPS and modern medicine. The Jessop family is very united and strong in their convictions, very aware of their constitutional rights, and will not give up to our corrupt system. Being a single parent for the last 11 years, Laurie has done herself proud raising her children and is extremely close to both of them. Laurie and her children have stood the test and this hellish ordeal has brought them closer together as a family. She said at the press conference, I am a mama bear and no one is messing with my cubs!
 

The Husband

    Laurie's deadbeat ex-husband, Marcus, has never voluntarily paid for child support or any of the children's medical bills, even though he is legally bound to pay for half according to their divorce agreement. She has had to drag him into court to get a judgment and garnish his wages in order to collect on past due medical bills. It so happens Marcus is in agreement with the state, he wants his son, (having had no contact for the last 10 years) to be butchered and drugged to eliminate this incredible cancer, that refuses to carry out its death sentence and is too clever to show up on tests. Marcus is in court with his own public defender, pushing for this even though he has no legal or physical custody, not even any visitation rights. If he was in agreement with Laurie's medical beliefs, this court probably wouldn't allow him in the courtroom. Our tax dollars, hard at work!
     In the state of Virginia, a brilliant 17 year old young man went through a very similar ordeal, but won his battle with CPS. Once his case was over, he was instrumental in passing a new law in the state of Virginia. Abrahams Law, that gives a minor the right to make their own medical decisions when they are bright and understand their choices. Laurie wants to get her story out and push through a similar bill in California, called Chad's Law, so that other families do not have to go through the abusive nature of a department that is supposed to be protecting our children. As Roy of Hollywood stated on KPFK recently, who is protecting us from the Child Protective Social Services Department? Pushing through a bill like this may be very expensive, but once Laurie makes up her mind that she is doing something, she is all steel, determined, and will persevere to find a way to make this happen. If you can help her in any way, please contact me via e-mail.
 

The AMA

    Orthodox medicine is unwilling to admit it does not know everything, and it hates competition. Its methods of treating cancer are not the only ways that can work. Ms. Jessop believed she could find another way, and her son, given a diagnosis of imminent death, is now free of cancer. Never mind, the doctor is sure it's still there, so Big Brother intends to make an example of her as an unfit mother for disobeying her doctor, putting her son in mortal danger. That's not happening, but truth often doesn't matter to Big Brother, as is apparent in most government policy. If Chad were actually endangered by not getting conventional treatment, the authorities might have a leg to stand on, but in this case, it's not his mother putting him in jeopardy, its the system! The doctor has egg on her face, because she was sure Chad would die quickly without aggressive conventional treatment, and she has been proven wrong! Instead of learning from her error, she wants to make Ms. Jessop and her son pay for showing her up!
     I'm helping her get her story out. One newspaper did a story, but in general, very little has been reported so far. I tried to find the story online, but no luck. A press conference was held on Sept. 6th, just before court. Two of the major TV news stations and one of the largest AM radio all news stations showed up. KFWB radio ran the story immediately that day. As soon as court started the judge announced that there was a gag order on this case and threatened jail time and contempt of court to anyone (including the minor in question), that spoke to the press or anyone else for that matter. One of the TV news stations didn't want to run the story without interviewing Chad and getting his viewpoints. The judge denied a continuance six different times, ignoring all six times valid reasons for the requests. The judge also denied Laurie the right to hire her own attorney! She retained a law firm with her own money, but the judge insisted she has to keep her Public Defender, presumably as a public servant easier to control than a private attorney not so dependent on the system.
     If anyone reading this wants to help get the story out, feel free to blog away. I could give out phone numbers for Ms. Jessop or Mr. Miller if you send me a note at alexwren@pacbell.net This blog is angryscientist.wordpress.com. Laurie can't risk violating the gag order, but she'd appreciate your prayers and support in her very difficult time of fighting our corrupt system in order to keep her family together. Thanks for taking the time to read this long story. Now that you know what sort of injustice masquerades as protecting children, you can do something to help wake up sleepwalking friends and neighbors, trusting The System to know what's best for the children, and adults too.

- angryscientist -

LATEST:
The day after this article appeared in the Free Press, Laurie Jessop and  Ron Miller  started a non-profit organization called CHAD (Choosing Health Alternatives Deliberately) to help cover  legal expenses and for reform of the California legal system.  It's Laurie's aim to pass a bill in California similar to Abraham's Law in Virginia.

Send tax deductible donation to:

CHAD Foundation
c/o Laurie Jessop
P.O. Box 808
Lake Forest, CA. 92609
Asshole of the Year

by Paul Krassner
 
It’s Tim Russert. The moment he said to Dennis Kucinich at a “debate” among Democratic presidential candidates, “This is a serious question,” you knew it wouldn’t be. A responsible journalist might have asked, “Why do think that Dick Cheney should be impeached rather than George Bush?” But Russert wanted to further marginalize Kucinich--to ridicule him in a flying saucer kind of way - and, like a trial lawyer who already knows what a defendant’s answer will be - his “serious question” was “Did you see a UFO?”
 
Kucinich tried to explain that the U in UFO means “unidentified” flying object. He joked, “I’m moving my campaign office to Roswell, New Mexico and Exeter, New Hampshire.” He pointed out that Jimmy Carter had seen a UFO, and “More people...” Russert interrupted him with a statistic: 14% of Americans had seen UFOs. Kucinich asked him to repeat that number, as if to thank him for inadvertently providing him with the UFO sighters vote. Russert repeated the number and, with the smug satisfaction of having generated a guaranteed sound bite, he said, “I want to ask Senator Obama...”
 
There was a predictable trickle-down effect. Even Bill Maher mocked Kucinich, though Maher’s real target should’ve been Russert. A few days later, I met a woman who asked me who my ideal candidate is. “Dennis Kucinich,” I said. She responded, “Isn’t he the one who said he saw some Martians?” Of course, there’s a video of that encounter in the secret government implied-blackmail lock-box, along with the video of a threesome - Charles Schumer, Dianne Feinstein and a billy goat - and the video of Rudy Guliani performing an abortion on Pat Robertson’s mistress.
 
Ironically, Russert’s co-moderator, Brian Williams - in his capacity as host of Saturday Night Live - referred to the mainstream media’s proactive assumption that Hillary Clinton will win in the primaries and then in the general election. Fundraising is the name of that particular political game, because the candidates with the most money will buy the most TV commercials and print ads. Tim Russert gives a claymation face to that open conspiracy. And in the process, that old saying and song, “There’s no business like show business,” lands in the outdated metaphors graveyard. There is indeed a business like show business. It’s the news.




Kucinich's Resolution Timetable
by David Swanson

    Eighty-six Congress Members showed a level of support for impeachment today by voting against tabling Congressman Kucinich's resolution. That indicates the strength of constituent pressure in opposition to the leadership's position. The resolution is back in the same committee but with more momentum now. The media is more aware. The public is more aware. Congressman Kucinich is fired up and ready to introduce new resolutions on both Cheney and Bush. Congress heard from the public in massive numbers - the phones on the hill were jammed. And the public is energized. The intense lobbying that a day like this one inspires may combine with the polling results to begin to open the Democratic leadership's eyes to the electoral danger of not backing impeachment. I think we should urge all the talk shows to give the Republicans the impeachment debate they wanted.
 
4:41 The motion to send it to the Judiciary Committee passed with only about 5 Dems voting No and 3 Republicans voting Yes.
 
Presumably the 86 Dems who voted No on tabling believed that to be enough to appease their constituents, while 5 Dems actually had integrity enough to put the Constitution ahead of Pelosi and Hoyer. There was no discussion of a time limit for the Judiciary Committee to report back (even though there are precedents for insisting on one with impeachment resolutions). This bill has, of course, ALREADY been in the Judiciary Committee for months, and that committee has done nothing with it.
 
You'd think if offense (rather than defense) ever entered Pelosi and Hoyer's heads, they'd want to put an hour of Cheney-bashing debate on TV. But they want at all costs to avoid impeachment, and you can't debate the substance of the charges against Cheney without making an obvious case for impeachment.
 
Roll call. These 5 Dems voted right: Filner, Kaptur, Kucinich, Waters, Towns.
 
4:19 p.m. There is now a 5-min vote underway on whether to refer to the House Judiciary Committee.
 
4:18 p.m. The procedural vote passed just barely (218-194). Of the 218, 3 were Republicans.
 
Roll call. These 5 Dems voted right: Filner, Kaptur, Kucinich, Waters, Watson.
 
4:14 p.m. The motion to table having failed, Hoyer moved to refer the resolution to the House Judiciary Committee. Kucinich tried to avoid that and get a vote on the resolution, but - unable to do that - asked for a vote on the decision to refer to committee. Hoyer withdrew his motion and then unwithdrew his motion. Boehner asked for 40 minutes of debate. Serrano as chair seemed clueless for a while, and then ordered a procedural vote on whether to vote on sending to committee. If this new 15-min vote passes, then they will vote on whether to send to committee.
 
4:02 p.m. Over an hour into this 15 min vote, 78 Dems are voting Nay on tabling, joined by 164 Republicans in an apparent stunt to surprise the Dems and bring the issue to the floor -- which the Republicans will regret if the Democrats actually debate it and debate it well (admittedly a remote possibility). They will say over and over and over that this has divided the Democrats. Not outside the Beltway it hasn't. Over 3/4 of Dems want Cheney impeached.
Currently 142 Dems to table, 78 not to [or was it 84??], 13 not voting; 28 Repubs to table, 164 not to, and 9 not voting. Most of the Republicans switched their votes, and for some reason the leadership kept the vote open for over an hour, allowing them to do so. No doubt the Republicans want to get the Dem leaders on tape on the floor defending Cheney against impeachment. But how smart is it of them to allow the topic to gain attention? The evidence, after all, is overwhelming that Cheney has committed impeachable offenses.
Roll call. It turns out 86 Democrats voted the right way:
 
Abercrombie, Allen, Baca, Baldwin, Braley (IA), Capps, Capuano, Clarke, Clay, Cleaver, Cohen, Conyers, Crowley, Cummings, Davis (IL), DeFazio, Dicks, Doggett, Doyle, Ellison, Farr, Filner, Green, Al; Green, Gene; Grijalva, Gutierrez, Hare, Hinchey, Hirono, Hodes, Holt, Honda, Hooley, Inslee, Jackson (IL), Jackson-Lee (TX), Johnson (GA), Jones (OH), Kanjorski, Kaptur, Kilpatrick, Kucinich, Lee, Lewis (GA), Loebsack, Maloney (NY), McCollum (MN), McDermott, Meeks (NY), Michaud, Miller (NC), Moore (WI), Moran (VA), Napolitano, Ortiz, Pallone, Pascrell, Perlmutter, Price (NC), Rangel, Richardson, Roybal-Allard, Rush, Schakowsky, Scott (VA), Serrano, Shea-Porter, Sherman, Slaughter, Solis, Stark, Stupak, Sutton, Thompson (CA), Tierney, Towns, Velázquez, Waters, Watson, Watt, Weiner, Welch (VT), Wexler, Woolsey, Wu, Wynn
 
There's a lot of overlap between the above list and the list of cosponsors in 2005 of H Res 635. These are congress members with medium grade willingness to put their constituents ahead of Pelosi and Hoyer.
 
As Linda Boyd points out, several members of the Judiciary Committee who are not cosponsors of H Res 333 voted against tabling: Conyers, Scott, Watt, Wexler, Gutierrez, Sherman, Weiner, Davis.
 
And 65 Democrats who are not cosponsors of H Res 333 voted against tabling: Abercrombie, Allen, Baca, Braley, Capps, Capuano, CONYERS, Crowley, Cummings, DeFazio, Dicks, Doggett, Doyle, Al Green, Gene, Grijalva, Gutierrez, Hare, Hinchey, Hirono, Hodes, Holt, Honda, Hooley, Inslee, Jackson (IL), Jones (OH), Kanjorski, Kapptur, Lewis (GA), Loebsack, Maloney, mcCollum, Meeks, Michaud, Miller (NC), Moore (WI), Napolitano, Ortiz, Pallone, Pascrell, Perlmutter, Price, Rangel, RICHARDSON, Roybal-Allard, Rush, Scott, Serrano, Shea-Porter, Sherman, Slaughter, Solis, Stark, Stupak, Sutton, thompson, Tierney, Towns, Valazquez, Watt, Weiner, Welch, Wexler, Wu.
 
2:54 p.m. Hoyer moves to table.

Kucinich asks for Yays and Nays.
15 minute recorded vote begins.
C-Span quotes sentence from Tribune with lie about impeachment dividing the Dems' base.
C-Span brings on Sabrina Eaton from the Plain Dealer to talk some more trash.
 
Reprinted with permission from afterdowningstreet.org.
 
Media Bias and Ron Paul
by R.S. Janes
 
    MSNBC reported on Nov. 6, 2007, that Ron Paul raised $4.2 million in a one day, breaking the single-day fundraising record of any Republican presidential candidate, including Ronald Reagan. This hardly makes Paul a candidate who can be easily dismissed by the Big Media, yet the attempts to do so have been as obvious as they are rancorous. Here is a brief sketch of just such an attempt by NBC cable outlet CNBC:
    As small potatoes as this is, it reflects the larger corporate media bias  against any candidate they haven't anointed as acceptable. Whatever flaws Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) may have, he is the only GOP candidate  for president who embodies classic Goldwater libertarian conservativism,  as opposed to the other Republican candidates who are all committed, in  varying degrees, to the prevailing Bush neoconservative 'Unitary  Executive' ideology. Paul is sadly unique in this group in that he  actually cites the US Constitution the other Republican candidates  routinely ignore, especially in the area of making war and defending  individual civil liberties. As a commenter at Common Dreams [1] recently  noted, a President Ron Paul would end three of our most needless and  wasteful wars, that being the wars on Iraq, Afghanistan and Drugs, and  honor his oath of office to protect and uphold the rights of the  individual against the excesses of a bloated and intrusive government, as  required by the Constitution.
    Even though I'm cognizant of the many issues on which Paul and I  disagree --  abortion rights and universal health care being just two -- and I'm not  likely to vote for him in the general election, I think it's appalling  that he has been discounted and all but ignored by the Big Media while I  encounter people regularly who agree wholeheartedly with his brand of  classic conservatism.
    Following the recent Republican debate on economic policy in Dearborn,  Michigan, CNBC ran a flash poll where Ron Paul was named the winner with  75 percent of the vote. As CNBC Managing Editor Allan Wastler wrote in his  patronizing "An Open Letter to the Ron Paul Faithful," the poll was taken  down because Wastler hadn't "seen him pull those kind of numbers in any  'legit' poll. Our poll was either hacked or the target of a campaign. So  we took the poll down."
    Just a brief note about those 'legit' polls: Most of them are phone polls  and their methods haven't changed since the 1950s; they depend for  accuracy upon receiving a good representative cross-section of respondents  who will answer the caller's questions honestly.
    In the '50s, in a more 'innocent' technological era, most people in this  country had one land-line phone in the house, answered their calls, and  were happy to give their opinions to Gallup or Harris. Today, however, the  world has changed: many Americans, especially younger voters, have cell  phones that are unreachable by pollsters; most have voice mail, and many  screen their calls; moreover, 21st century Americans are much less likely  to answer questions over the phone than were their parents and  grandparents. Fifty years ago it might have been considered somewhat rude  not to respond; today, that's not the case.
    And herein lies the dirty little secret of the current polling industry,  and why today's 'legit' polls are a less than reliable gauge of what  Americans are thinking and for whom they plan to vote: The people  answering the pollsters these days tend to be older, retired, white, and  more conservative than the majority. They are willing to hang on the phone  and answer questions, which means they aren't very busy, contrary to the  way most Americans live today, and they are inclined to pick a 'name  brand' they recognize -- why do you think Clinton and Giuliani are doing  as well as they are in the current polls? Those responding to pollsters in  this frenetic age also tend to be less well-educated than average and,  frankly, dumber, particularly when it comes to the web and email. (Their  profound ignorance in this area rivals managing editors at certain cable  news channels.)
    Meanwhile, as did Howard Dean in 2004, Ron Paul is exploding all over the  Internet, collecting nearly as much money from his website as Mitt Romney  is from conventional contributors, and attracting people who buy and use  the latest technology and are beyond the reach of the phone pollsters. The  Paul supporters are generally smart, well-educated people with higher than  average incomes in the 18-34 age group most coveted by advertisers. It  isn't the old land-line fogies who are purchasing the latest wireless  laptops, iPhones, DVDs, and video game systems -- those crustaceans are  still trying to figure out how to set the clock on their VCR.
    In his letter, Wastler fumed, "Some of you Ron Paul fans take issue with  my decision to take the poll down. Fine. When a well-organized and  committed 'few' can throw the results of a system meant to reflect the  sentiments of 'the many,' I get a little worried. I'd take it down again."
    Paul got 7,000 votes in a small-bore poll -- that's a 'few'? Why couldn't  his better-funded competitors for the GOP nomination with much larger  national organizations come up with more votes to counter Paul's 'few,'  and why has Wastler appointed himself as protector of the interests of the  leading candidates according to the results of the flawed 'legit' polls?
    Does this mean that any of these 'unscientific' instant polls the media  are addicted to running can be edited to reflect what a managing editor  thinks they should say? That's hardly being fair to the viewer or the  stated reason for conducting the poll. Wastler compares his CNBC poll to a  roomful of people being asked for a show of hands, "In the end, they are  really just a way to engage the reader and take a quick temperature  reading of your audience. Nothing more and nothing less. The cyber equivalent of asking the room for a show of hands on a certain question."
    Paul's supporters raised their cyber hands and the backers of the other  candidates did not, but Wastler had to step out of the room to consult  other polls and then decided not to allow their hands to be counted.  Apparently it never occurred to Wastler that this might be a indication of  the lethargy of the public for the top of the GOP field, or that more Paul  supporters happened to watch the debate than supporters of the other  candidates.
    Whatever Wastler's motives or politics, by removing the poll entirely he  invites suspicion -- why didn't he simply post his concerns but leave the  results of the poll up?

    If you feel motivated by this blatant, albeit relatively petty, example of  censorship, email Allen Wastler, Managing Editor, CNBC.com, at  politicalcapital@cnbc.com to object. Also send a CC to Wastler's boss,  CNBC President Mark Hoffman to mark.hoffman@cnbc.com and info@cnbc.com.

    Read the complete text of Wastler's letter here: http://www.cnbc.com/id/21257762
    


Kucinich Offering Articles of Impeachment Against
Dick Cheney for High Crimes and Misdemeanors




Pilgrims' progress?: Do Iraqis feel safe enough to go on Hajj this year?
     By Jane Stillwater
 
Jane Stillwater and Sheik     When I was in Iraq last month, I came up with this brilliant idea for determining a barometer of just how stable the situation in Iraq is by checking out how many people actually felt safe and comfortable enough to attempt to go on Hajj this year. 
     For those of you who are asking yourselves, "What in the world is Hajj?" it is a holy pilgrimage to the city of Mecca at a certain time each year wherein perspective Hajjis follow the footsteps of the Prophet (PBUH) by circling around the Kaabah, spending a day on the Plain of Arafat, spending a night at Muzdalifah, camping out at Mina and throwing stones at the devil at the Jammarat. To be considered a Hajji or a Hajja, one has to complete all these tasks during a specific time in the twelfth month of the Islamic calendar.  Completing Hajj is one of the five sacred requirements of Islam. This year's Hajj, if I have interpreted Google correctly, is scheduled to take place between approximately December 8 and December 29, 2007. 
     Two years ago, there were hardly any Iraqis going on Hajj.  According to one Iraqi Hajja I talked with, "Iraq at that time was a nightmare.  We couldn't even leave our houses - let alone go all the way to Mecca.  When I went that year, there were very few other Iraqis on Hajj.  It just wasn't safe."
     Last year, Hajjis from Iraq had a really hard time of it too.  According to Reuters, "Gunmen opened fire on two buses of Iraqi pilgrims returning to the Shi'ite city of Kerbala from the haj at Mecca in neighboring Saudi Arabia on Wednesday, killing 11 and wounding 14, officials said.  The governor of the mainly Shi'ite province of Kerbala, Aqeel al-Khazali, blamed the apparently sectarian attack in the Nukhaib district of mainly Sunni Anbar province on 'false' reports on Tuesday by Sunni community leaders that returning Sunni pilgrims had been kidnapped in the desert."  Going on Hajj was still a pretty iffy proposition last year.
    But what about this year?  Did Iraqis think it might be safe enough now to give it a try?  I asked around - and opened a whole new can of worms!
     The first people I asked were the neighbors of an Iraqi police lieutenant whose home had been destroyed by a suicide bomber.  "We can't go on Hajj!  We are just poor farmers and do not have any money.  We can barely feed our families as it is.  But even if we did have the money, we would give it to the lieutenant's family to help them have something to live on instead."  Can they do that?  Apparently they can.  Later on, someone told me that giving the same amout of money to charity as it would take you to go on Hajj is an acceptable substitute to fulfill one's Hajj obligation when going on Hajj presents too difficult a challenge.  And apparently these people had a whole BUNCH of challenges.  Poverty, danger, grief.  God was obviously going to write a note giving them an excuse on this one!
     Another Iraqi said that he just wasn't all that religious.  "I'd rather go to Baghdad - or America."  America as the new Mecca?  Not!  The guy obviously hasn't been there lately.  He would probably end up working at a McDonalds doing double-shifts-plus in order to be able to come up with the rent for an apartment in East Oakland that he would still have to share with ten other guys. 
     The next person I asked about Hajj clarified things for me even more.  "Jane, there are 1.3 billion Muslims in the world," he told me, "and if all of them descended on Mecca at one time - even if only the adults came - it would be chaos."  I could see his point.  The whole country would probably start to tilt to the west.  There are already three to five million pilgrims arriving there each year as it is now. 
     "So the Saudi government is forced to limit the amount of visas it issues to each country, based on their population.  I think the amount is 10%.  So America is issued visas for 10% of its population - so that every American Muslim has a solid chance of going on Hajj.  But for we Iraqis?  10% is not very much, considering maybe 60% of the population would like to go.  So.  A visa to Mecca is a very important commodity."  
     "So how does the government of Iraq decide on how to give the visas out?"
     "Theoretically, they are supposed to only be distributed to people over 50 years of age -- assuming that the younger Muslims will have a chance to go later, when they are older.  But in actuality, Jane, most of the visas are given to Shias.  We Sunnis don't really stand a chance.  My father has applied for a visa every year for the last five years and he's got nothing.  If you are connected, you get a visa.  If you aren't, you don't." 
     "But what exactly happens next, once you DO get a visa?  How do you get there?  Is it safe?"
     "Once you get your visa, you go to a travel agency and buy a package tour.  Most tours get there by air.  There are a few buses across the desert but most pilgrims prefer to fly.  But there again you have the same problem.  Most travel agencies are run by Shia."  Hummm.... 
     Then I interviewed the Lion of Al Ambar, my favorite go-to guy.  "To me," he said, "it doesn't matter if we are Sunnis or Shia.  We are all Iraqis.  And that is the most important thing to me.  We must all work hard to restore the rule of law to Iraq." 
     And finally, last but not least, I heard from one man who had already been on Hajj -- and he was truly outspoken.  He did NOT mince words.  "9-11 was done by the American government but Saudis were accused of it and Afghanis, Iraqis and all Muslims are being punished for it.," he stated emphatically.  "Two countries and two peoples have been destroyed and the freedom of all Muslims have been curtailed even in their own homes for 9-11, a crime America has committed and it's been blamed on the Muslims.  Yet all the guilt the 'good people' see is the loss of American boys and girls and the loss of the American tax money.  Hey, you do not need Ahmadinejad to make Americans afraid.  If you really are worried about another 9-11 happening, all you need is to make the American government feel that the American public is waking up or there is a slim chance that could it could happen; then the government will do it again to keep them busy enough not to think about the government crimes inside and outside the USA!  So please stop trying to waken the Americans.  Let them keep hating everybody for crimes that they, the Americans themselves, have committed.  They are not all that naive or stupid, but they enjoy thinking that they are superior and hating the others for being their victims.  At any rate, please stop trying to wake them up and save us, the Muslims, the pain of yet another crime or set of crimes against us for no wrong we did other than having oil and being Muslims.  Please, Jane, please!" 
     Whew.  That's a tall order.  Maybe we could start by making every candidate in the 2008 presidential race and all members of Congress go on Hajj this year so that they could get more insights about Islam and how the vast majority of Muslims are upright and moral; people you would be proud to know; definitely not terrorists.  I can see it all now - Jeb Bush and Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton and Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul, all camping out at Mina and throwing stones at the devil.  Works for me.  But I digress.
      Getting back to my original question, "Do Iraqis finally feel safe enough to go on Hajj this year?"  I wish I could offer a more concrete answer but my core sample just wasn't adequate enough to clearly say yes or no.  But I did learn that many Iraqis are worried about corruption as an issue, that the poverty level in rural Iraq is high and that many Iraqis seem to have other things to worry about rather than Hajj right now - clean water, functioning schools, sewage treatment, rebuilding their communities, etc.  But it still will be interesting to see how this year's Hajj journey plays out in Iraq. 
     And perhaps the Saudis could make an exception to their visa limitations and issue more visas to Iraqis, especially Sunnis.  God knows that Iraq can use all the help it can get.

What Price A Gallon of Gas America?
 by Michael O'McCarthy
 
    The time has come America: What Price for that gallon of gas?
    Three Dollars? Three thirty five? Four? How much?
    The Private First Class was in her first tour of duty. She was 23. The IED tore off her right leg. H doubts she will ever dance again. Her favorite thing was dancing.
    Is that price ok with you America?
    The Marine had finally become a man during boot camp at Pendleton. When the suicide bomb released, his head was blown off his body. His body just kept jerking till it bled out.
    Is that price ok with you America?
    First Sgt. Turner had just put away the letter from his wife announcing the birth of his third child. A boy. The rocket-propelled explosive blew through the building killing him and two members of his squad, one 21 the other 19.
    Is that price ok with you America?
    Jill Campbell could not stop crying. When the officer gave her the news she broke down. Her brother carried her to the couch. Eight months of a lonely, difficult pregnancy. Bobs death was more than she could handle. All she could do was wail and sob.
    Is that price ok with you America?
    The little girl in Fallujah wasn't allowed outside. Too many kids had died. So she snuck out to see her friend one afternoon. The sniper fire aimed at a suspected terrorist tore her seven-year-old heart out the back of her body.
    Is that price ok with you America?
    Danny loved baseball. The Cubs and The Red Sox were in the series. Every week he planned to tell his dad about the games. The Humvee his dad drove was not equipped well enough to prevent him from losing both his legs. He will never catch Danny's grounders again.
    Is that price ok with you America?
    So I will ask again. And I will keep asking over and over and over again: what price will be enough America?

Quiz of the Week
Which of the following commandments has NOT been broken by George W. Bush?

The Ten Cowboy Commandments
by Gene Autry

 Commandment 1
He must not take unfair advantage of an enemy.

Commandment 2
He must never go back on his word.
 
Commandment 3
He must always tell the truth.

Commandment 4
He must always be gentle with children, elderly people and animals.

Commandment 5
He must not possess racially or religious intolerant ideas.

Commandment 6
He must help people in distress.

Commandment 7
He must be a good worker.

Commandment 8
He must respect women, parents, and his nation's laws.

Commandment 9
He must neither drink nor smoke.

Commandment 10
He must be a patriot.



The High Price of Sugar
 
An Interview with activist filmmaker Bill Haney
by Robin Menken
 
    Bill Haney's documentary The Price of Sugar exposes the slave labor underlying the Dominican Republic's Sugar industry. Haitians are smuggled into the country, then stripped of their papers, to live and die on sugar plantations producing most of the sugar imported to the United States. Moody visuals, Peter Rhodes' editing and Paul Newman's understated narration lend grace to the tragic story which focuses on Father Christopher Hartley, son of a British industrialist and a Spanish aristocrat, who worked with Mother Teresa in India then took on the sugar barons in the Dominican Republic.  Under a death threat, and denounced by some Dominicans as a subversive (in a smear campaign paid for by the Sugar industry), Hartley continues to challenge the landowners to gain minimal living and health conditions for the workers. Canny, saintly Hartley makes a charismatic, unlikely hero.
    The Vicini Group of sugar barons filed a lawsuit, trying to block the film's U.S. release. After the film was completed, under pressure from the sugar industry and the government, the church recalled Hartley. The shelters, old folks homes and feeding centers he worked so hard to build, have apparently shut down since Hartley was recalled. 
    The US subsidizes the plantations by paying twice the world price for Dominican sugar. The website
www.thepriceofsugar.com details how to take action. Write your congressman. Insist that cane workers human rights are protected in exchange for the right to import Dominican sugar. Only buy Fair Trade Certified™ sugar and sweets made with Fair Trade sugar.
    FYI: In 1792, young British radicals started the first recorded consumer's boycott, protesting the slave labor that buoyed the sugar trade in the British controlled West Indies. Sales in sugar dropped fifty percent. The boycott endured until slavery was abolished in 1807.
    I had an opportunity to interview activist filmmaker Bill Haley, prior to the Los Angeles opening of his film The Price Of Sugar.

RM: Father Christopher is such an unlikely charismatic character. His story has many ambiguous layers, full of irony on many levels. He's a good front man for that story. As I watched the film I was struck but how many layers and nuances he gave you.
BH: He is a complicated person, rich and sophisticated on one level, complicated.

RM: How long did it take you to woo him to this project?

BH: Well, he committed to the project quickly. He had decided that getting international media engaged with this story was the only way. Having crossed that Rubicon before I actually got there, he was as much trying to convince us to spend the time there as we were. He didn't necessarily expect the story to have the locus centered on him.

RM: It was clear in the film that you took an unexpected journey. The most interesting documentaries are the ones that kind of jump the track. What did you think the story was going to be?

BH- You know I thought that it would be a portrait of a priest and his parish. At a time when all the stories about priests are so negative, it would offer something slightly different.  There were clearly these potential class issues. He's from one class; his parishioners are really from a very different place. This was all taking place so close to the resorts that are swollen with American tourists and European tourists In a way it's just reminder that the billionaire and the people who clean his lawn are a hairsbreadth away. The serendipity was that the Dominican Republic is where slavery was introduced to this hemisphere five hundred years ago, and also where Christianity was introduced to this hemisphere.

RM: I didn't realize that slavery first came to the Dominican Republic.

BH: They started mining for a couple of years, but it was largely about sugar.

RM: You said Christianity was first introduced...

BH: With Columbus. The first cathedral was in Santo Domingo. The first mass was said in Santo Domingo.

RM: Did it take you very long to get him to agree to give you his personal background?
 
BH- No, I think that he was very straightforward with me very quickly, maybe in part because he's been in this world for seven years and he experienced so much, that to have somebody going through it was almost a form of therapy for him, an unburdening.

RM: What did you leave out of the film?

BH: The short answer is a heck of a lot. We filmed two hundred hours and the film's 90 minutes long.  I guess it was hard to put as much in about the way he tried to provide for his parishioner needs, his struggle to build feeding centers and old folks homes and medical clinics, to just to provide for their physical needs, and their psychological needs. The film became more about his struggle for their basic rights as opposed to his efforts on their needs.

RM: But we were left with the impression that he's the only person providing for any of these basic needs. Does he ever get a break from there? 

BH: He's been thrown out of the country.

RM: Since this?  Where is he now?

BH: He's in Ethiopia.

RM: Doing a similar thing?

BH: The more he faces the powers, the more likely it is he's thrown out.

RM: So your film was kind of the tipping point?

BH: You know they're not telling me what's happening in the secret chambers down there, but that's his sense… the media attention and his relentless call for justice was not something that …

RM: Is anybody picking up his work, keeping it going?

BH: He's trying to keep it going. I think that the nexus of challenge is now shifting to the United States. I don't know enough about that. He's on satellite phone, I'm making another film, and it's been hard for us to really talk too much. We're supposed to meet in Washington next month so I'll catch up.

RM: You know, when I met with the wealthy plantation owners, it was an astonishing couple of days, cause I kept expecting to hear the other side of the story, you know " here's the extenuated circumstances, here's why..." At least a fig leaf, I expected a fig leaf. They didn't see the Haitians, as being fully human. It's if they had rattraps out to catch rats and I came to them and said you can't treat the poor rats like this. They're trapped. They're in agony. You've got to do something. Maybe you can build a feeding center for the rats.  And they would look at you. Excuse me?

RM: Deeply entrenched feudalism.

BH: Indeed…deeply entrenched feudalism. One of the accusations they leveled at him was he's a rabble-rouser, looking for tension. That it's all megalomaniacal instinct on behalf of this glory-seeking priest. Ok, I met with the people in Rome. I met with Cardinal Ratzinger, who's the keeper of the faith and became the Pope. He knew Father Christopher from the seminary, and I went to Toledo where he was in seminary and New York. I went to all these places, and I couldn't find any signs of him ever having any hint of political activism before. He'd been a hospice worker for Mother Teresa. I think that he found himself in a world where he'd either have to abandon his values or risk his life.

Preview for The Price of Sugar


Good News

 
"The Iraq war has been an amazing success. There were WMD, and they were shipped to Syria... This picture of a country in total chaos with no security is false. It has been a triumph. It couldn't have gone better."
- Norman Podhoretz, former editor of Commentary, quoted in The New Republic -

"Whichever candidate or party lands in the White House, this much is certain: Inauguration Day 2009 is at the very least Armageddon for the reigning ayatollahs of the American right."
- Frank Rich: Rudy, the Values Slayer -
 
"New Orleans flood deaths: 1,577. California celebrity fire deaths: 5."
 - Greg Palast: Burn, Baby, Burn - The California Celebrity Fires -






Bad News

  
"I was fired for telling my students that there's no such thing as talking snakes."
 - Steve Bitterman, an Iowa community college teacher who was dismissed for informing his class that the Bible's Adam and Eve tale was not literally true. -
 
    "Attention parents and teachers! The food police have added whole and two-percent milk to the list of 'poor nutritional quality' beverages in their crosshairs, recommending that they be removed from American's schools. This and other ridiculous assertions are contained in a report being circulated by the self-described 'food police' at the Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI). The draft report, rumored to be released this month, bears the name of CSPI's activist coalition, the National Alliance for Nutrition and Activity (NANA). NANA is part of an anti-soda crusade which advocates taxing sodas and restricting their availability in order to eliminate fizzy drinks from the diets of both children and adults.
    "'Anyone who would suggest that milk is unhealthy for kids is out to lunch,' said Richard Berman, executive director of the Center for Consumer Freedom. 'CSPI once boasted that it was proud about finding something wrong with practically everything.' Now it's proven it."
- The Center for Consumer Freedom: Food Police: Milk Is Unhealthy for Kids -

"Using Census figures, [Thomas] Geoghegan (author of The Secret Lives of Citizens) discovers that the 11 percent of Americans living in the least populated states have enough Senate votes - 41 - to sustain a filibuster. Yes, 89 percent of the population may support a policy, but 11 percent of the population has the senators to block that policy's enactment. When you go further than Geoghegan and consider the election-focused mindset of politicians, you see the situation is even more absurd. 'Lawmakers trying to keep their jobs only need support from a majority of those who turn out to vote. In those 21 least populated states with filibuster power, that majority is typically about 7 million voters, based on turnout data. That's just 3 percent of America's total voting-age population wielding enough Senate representation to stop almost anything.'"
- David Sirota: Tyranny Of The Tiny Minority -

"Much of this political chaos [in the US] derives from the manner in which the Senate is constituted, with equal representation among all the states. This has resulted, in fact, in severely unequal consequences. The bottom 25 states in population have 50 members in the Senate, while the top four states, with a combined population that exceeds that of the bottom 25, have 8 members. Inevitably, the selection process for president became, over time, yet another device whereby the smaller states can have an impact inordinate to their size relative to the larger states, and, therefore, to the nation at large."
- John Pierre Ameer: 1860, 1932, 2008 -

 
"You know the script: Giuliani rescued New York City from its spiral into ungovernable criminality, and then became the hero of 9/11. He says he 'saved New York' by introducing the famous policy of Zero Tolerance: crack down on any sign of social disorder, no matter how small, with the full force of the law. There's only one problem. It's not true. The fall in crime that Giuliani brags about began three years before he became mayor. On the atch of his black predecessor, David Dinkins, murder fell by 13.7 per cent, and car theft by 23.8 per cent. Giuliani inherited these trends. They had a complex range of causes, none of which were primarily his responsibility: the global economic boom, the fall in unemployment, the improvement in the police computers available.
    "Nor is zero tolerance the reason why the fall continued: criminal violence fell even more dramatically in cities that adopted smarter, 'softer' policies. For example, San Francisco chose to lavish cash not on chasing petty crime but on programmes to divert juvenile delinquents into job training, drug treatment and counselling. The result? Their crime rate fell by 33 per cent, compared to 26 per cent in NYC during the same period."
- Johann Hari: President Giuliani? He'd be worse than Bush -

    "Who can be demonized next? Who must the conservatives hate to make themselves feel better and reaffirm their superior status?
    "Illegal immigrants, that's who. They are 'degrading the environment.' They are corrupting our economy! (In my mind, at least, they may be the only ones holding it up). They're brown-skinned! They don't speak English! They may get sick and use our hospitals! They have too many babies! Oh my God! Hate! Hate! Hate!" ...
    "Whether we quote the Lord as he spoke to Moses, 'Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself,' or the Beatles - 'All you need is love' - if America doesn't soon find its heart and extend its hand, the world will demonize us and we will be doomed."
- Joyce Marcel: Demonize This! -

 "Throughout the twentieth century and into the beginning of the twenty-first, the United States repeatedly used its military power, and that of its clandestine services, to overthrow governments that refused to protect American interests. Each time, it cloaked its intervention in the rhetoric of national security and liberation. In most cases, however, it acted mainly for economic reasons - specifically to establish, promote and defend the right of Americans to do business around the world without interference."
- Stephen Kinzer -
 
"Here are a few profiles in courage for you. On the nomination of Michael Mukasey to be Attorney General of the United States: Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY: did not vote. Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill: did not vote. Sen. Christopher Dodd, D-Conn: did not vote. Sen. Joseph Biden, D-RI: did not vote. There you have it. The only four Democratic senators who did not vote on the nomination of Mukasey and the legitimization of torture and presidential tyranny it represents were the four Democratic senators seeking the presidency. Draw your own conclusions on the implications of these absences, and what they portend for the possibilities of genuine reform should any of these worthy paladins win the White House."

"They're still buying up the houses above $15 million [here in the Hamptons area of New York], but there aren't thousands of those coming in... The common man, the man who can only afford a house under $5 million, isn't really buying."
- Steven Gaines quoted in The New York Observer -



 The War on Plants

Lanny Swerdlow

Hi Everyone,

I am proud to announce that beginning this Friday, November 16, at 9p.m. I will be hosting the nation's only broadcast radio marijuana'news and talk show on radio station KCAA, 1050 on the AM dial.That's right a one hour talk show all about marijuana it is all way too cool. The name of the show is very similar to the TV show,'but just a bit different. Its called Marijuana Compassion'and Common Sense - the Radio Show.

KCAA's transmitter is located in Loma Linda so the broadcast area'covers most of the Inland Empire from Pomona to Banning and San'Bernardino to Perris. This includes Ontario, Fontana, Rialto, Rancho'Cucamonga, Riverside and way more over two million potential listeners.

Further the show is podcast so no matter where you live, you can listen to the show via the Internet. The show is also streamed as video so you can actually see me in the studio doing the show,  but I'm just going to be sitting there speaking so don't expect too much in the way of physical entertainment - although I am sure Iwill be waving my arms all over the place. The radio station swebsite is www.kcaaradio.com Click on the yellow buttons titled LISTEN or KCAA TV.

This is talk radio so you are strongly encouraged to call in and speak with me as well my guests. Many of you might very well want a chance to speak with my first guest who will be medical marijuana legend Dennis Peron. Having one of the sponsors of Prop. 215 and the person who many consider to be the father of California's (and hence the nation's) medical marijuana movement seems so appropriate for what is possibly the first and only weekly broadcast marijuana show in radio history.

If you would like to call in, the phone number is 1-909-888-5222.

- Lanny : marijuananews.org -


Stop whatever you're doing, crank up your speakers,
and watch Imogen Heap give one of the best acapella performances of all time
 
 
Best God on the Internet
 
Leaving Microsoft to Change the World

From Crackle: Room To Read


High Coup

 
EVERYTHING CHANGES.....
EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED......
PAY ATTENTION !

- zEN mAN -
(observing the answer my favorite American poet, Jane Hirshfield, gave to the question "can you describe Zen Buddhism (and life) in 7 words?"
I pointed out to her that it was a 16 syllable Haiku and she said, "Basho would be proud"!)

 zEN mAN archives
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Justin Bilicki

Outside the Box

My Country Awake
by Rabindranath Tagore

Where the mind is without fear and the head held high;
Where knowledge is free;
Where the world has not been broken up into fragments by narrow domestic walls;
Where words come out from the depth of truth;
Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection;
Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way into the dreary desert sand of dead habit;
Where the mind is led forward by Thee into ever-widening thought and action;
Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country awake.
 

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Bad Food

Tofu Moo
by Lynette Sheffield
 

    My son recently declared himself to be a vegetarian.
    As if it wasn’t difficult enough to cook for a family of four, each of whom has completely different opinions as to the definition of “icky.”
    The main reason my son has decided to be a vegetarian is spite.  He’s sixteen and that is the main motivation for just about everything he does.  I’m afraid he was so traumatized by the Adkins Diet craze that had restaurants serving beef jerky instead of rolls; he rebelled in the extreme and decided he would eat nothing else but carbs.
    I can understand his refusal to eat beef.  The daily news constantly reports stories of cow attacks for which humor writers everywhere are most grateful.  Cattle are angry, bitter and depressed and have decided, it seems, that mooing aggressively is not enough of a statement. 
    Last month in England, “a police inspector walking his dog through a field suffered life-threatening injuries after he was trampled by a herd of cows.”  The law enforcement officer was quoted as saying, “I had never heard of killer cows before but I hope this is a warning to everyone.”
    Well, one would think so but one would be wrong. 
    The BBC News reported that two heifers had escaped from a Darlington cattle market.  Police marksmen, as of November 8, had shot one of the cows but the second one remained on the loose.
    I’m sure that after reading that news story, you had the same question I did. 
    Marksmen? 
    Really? 
    Do you truly need the skill of a sniper to shoot a cow?  I would think with a target that size and the average land speed of cattle; it would be a pretty easy task.  But the police described the roaming cow as “extremely dangerous” and warned commuters and shoppers to be “on their guard.”
    I think being on guard for a dangerous cow should be a law or at least, printed on a t-shirt.
    Another cow who took exception to being at a livestock auction in New York fought back against a man with an accurately-placed head butt.  After knocking him to the ground, “the cow then started attacking him.  Workers at the auction pulled the cow away and started performing CPR,” upon the victim, I assume, but with it being New York, maybe “performing CPR” refers to an interpretive dance. 
    In Wyoming last year, “an escaped cow sent a police officer to the hospital and badly damaged a squad car.”  It was said the officer’s bulletproof vest saved him from more serious injuries.
    So, does being on guard while wearing a Kevlar vest enough to keep you safe from menacing moo-moos?
    Hardly.
    In the state of Washington, a minivan was struck by an apparent suicidal cow.  The cow fell or jumped from a cliff 200 feet above the vehicle and landed on the hood.  Her score for the dive was a 9.8 and she was only downgraded for failing to wave to the judges.  With the bovines being so testy lately, I can understand my son’s desire to not antagonize them any further.  So what does that leave?
    Tofu.
    Eager to support my son in his choice of foods, I frantically searched the internet for tofu recipes.
    I was amazed at the variety of ways you can serve tofu.  You can stir-fry it.  You can also stir-fry it.  Oh, and for a change of pace, you can stir-fry it.
    Honestly, it seems that most of the recipes for tofu involve a wok and soy sauce.  Tofu is usually eaten with chopsticks because even those who have deliberately chosen to eat it don’t want to do so in any big hurry.  It jiggles like opaque Jell-O and appears to be made out of old-fashioned school paste.  It tastes like paste, too, and no amount of soy sauce or ketchup will convince me otherwise.
    That’s why my own personal diet relies heavily on chocolate.  
    No one throws red paint on you if you eat chocolate. 
    It does not taste like paste. 
    It makes me feel happy. 
    It’s even earth-friendly as the journal Biochemical Society Transaction reports some microbiologist researchers at the University of Birmingham have discovered a way to produce hydrogen by feeding waste products from a chocolate factory to bacteria.  I didn’t even know there was such a thing as chocolate-factory waste.  You will certainly never see chocolate wasted in my own personal residence so I would have to find my hydrogen elsewhere.
    But best of all, it’s impossible to stir-fry chocolate.

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Don't Go, You'll Ruin It

by David Schoen

This week: Vancouver! Damn!

    On most trips to BC, Canada I drive my gas guzzling 14 MPG SUV all the way up from Californica. The trip is just under 1200 miles or four tanks of go-juice. I allow for about $ 500 for gas these days, which begs the question: Are gas companies trying to force us to fly? Eight hours stuck on a runway? No thanks, I'll drive.
    I enter Canada from the east at a little town where it doesn't take all day to cross the border. I'm not telling. I'd have to be a fuckin' idiot to give away this little treasure in a newspaper.
    I proceed above Vancouver to Horseshoe Bay where I stop for about an hour on the freeway waiting for a vehicle ferry to cross over Puget Sound to a town called Nanaimo on the east coast of Vancouver Island. The trip across on any of the ferries is breathtaking. Sometimes you follow the Orca, sometimes porpoises play ahead of the ship in the bow-wake. Nanaimo is about 90 kilometers above Victoria,the Capitol of BC. Taking the road south from Nanaimo takes just about 2 hours now on the new freeway.
    The Canadian idea of speed on a freeway is maybe 80 kilometers or 50 MPH, This is true everywhere in BC. I have come across a few 100 kl signs on occasion. Canadians mysteriously like to save gas while belching noxious fumes out their tail-pipes. EH ! Go figure. No smog control here. I digress.
    Getting to Victoria is the objective here. On the road south , look for the town of Duncan, drive through and see the carved Totem Poles that are everywhere downtown. The next stop could be Chemanis. This little burg has murals painted on nearly every building by local artists and many of the local Indians. Unbelievably, these Indians are of the "How! Me Got Squaw, You got Rifle, You get squaw," type of Indians, not the wealthy Casino magnates we have in the California Republic of Democrats. I digress again.
    Finally you arrive in Victoria and head straight for downtown. Have reservations a few days in advance here. I didn't last trip and ended up at the Grand Pacific Hotel with a $ 500.00 room. My Entertainment Club Card discount saved me $ 250.00 though. Whew! I could afford one night here anyway. My wife and youngest daughter appreciated it.
    Beware! Tips for the bell person might equal the down payment on a Hybrid vehicle. Next door is the Canadian Parliament and across the street is the harbor. Adjacent to the Harbor is the famed Empress Hotel where one can enjoy afternoon tea with the mucky-mucks. The Empress is impressive. Downtown is full of shops and hotels and restaurants. There is an English Double Decker bus that carries locals and tourists alike through the city. The food is much better here than in Whistler.
    The diversity of cultures in Victoria does lend itself to a better selection of vittles and prostitutes, and I'm not saying that just to trade for some free ones. They are definitely less noticeable in Victoria then in ...say Montreal. The Pros, not the food. There is a wide choice of Chinese, Japanese, American, other Pacific Island, Italian cuisine to choose from. You can order fresh seafood or have lunch at a Chinese restaurant and not know where the hell they got it or how long it was sitting there, before they killed it and cooked it. Those little crunchy brown thingies are roaches...everywhere in the world.
    People trust me, leave Victoria, head north along the west coast on Hwy 17 to Sidney and Schwartz Bay. There you'll find Butchart Gardens and it's absolutely worth the trip. Fifty acres of horticultural splendor unequaled on earth. So awesome only your own eyes can do it justice. For the gardens in full bloom, go in late spring and early summer, but there really isn't a bad time. It's spectacular year round.


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Satan Doesn't Want You to Know

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Don't Take Our Word for It

"So, who won?"
- Al Gore upon being notified he received the most votes for the Nobel Peace Prize, at least according to Bartcop.com -

    "America and the world lost a great writer and personality when Norman Mailer died of acute renal failure at the age of 84 on November 10, 2007. His sixth wife Norris, eight of his nine children, and many of his ten grandchildren were with him in his room at New York's Mt. Sinai Hospital when it was time. A friend joked, 'Norman, you've got enough people here for two minions.' Mailer managed a smile. His wife asked him, 'Are you ready to die?' He nodded that he was. She asked him, 'Are you afraid?' He shook his head. He was ready. He wasn't afraid.
    "Mailer was a writer not just for his times but of the ages. His voice was always provocative and he wrote with a bravura style and masculine grace that challenged readers to think and often to take sides. In May, 2007, he pinpointed why terrorists are so hated ('because they destroy the idea that you are going to have a meaningful ending to your life') and took a jab at President Bush, calling him 'a spiritual terrorist...creating fear where fear may not necessarily need to reside.' He summed up the lunacy of the current conflict in Iraq with the sharp observation we came to expect from him: The terrorists 'can't destroy us. We can destroy them, but not through war. We can destroy them through endless careful police work for decades. But instead we go to war, because the war has served so many purposes for people whose motives are neither clean nor illumined. But profit-oriented.' And in his last book, ON GOD: An Uncommon Conversation published in October, 2007, he rejected both organized religion and atheism, and took issue with one of the Ten Commandments - believing adultery a lesser evil than others suffered in a bad marriage. Technology, he professed, was the Devil's most brilliant creation. And while God gave us the five senses, the Devil invented the mind: Mailer's rationale being that 'Almost everything I dislike in the modern world is super-rational: the corporation, the notion that we can improve upon nature, to tinker with it egregiously, dramatically, extravagantly. Nuclear bombs, as one example, came out of reason....It was...a pure flight of mind that came to the conclusion that it was possible to make the bomb....There is no question in my mind that the Devil did enter mind.'
    "Mailer wasn't one who went softly and quietly into the good night."
- Larry Grobel: America's Tolstoy Joins the Pantheon - A Tribute to Norman Mailer -

"I never guess. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."
- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: The Sign of Four - A Scandal in Bohemia -

"The politics is coming around the corner here in 2008. I'm thinking of a song like, 'The politics'll be comin' 'round the mountain when it comes.'"
- George W. Bush in Lancaster County, PA, Oct., 2007, as quoted by David Pidgeon of the Lancaster Intelligencer-Journal -
 
"In research circles, serious tone deafness is referred to as amusia. If someone is born that way, it's called congenital amusia. Both Milton
 Friedman and Che Guevara are thought to have had congenital amusia, which, if true, might be the only thing they had in common."
- Harvard Health Publications: Music to their ears it is not -

"This government does not torture people, it only tortures language."
 - George W. Bush -
 
"The President has already decided that terrorists do not receive Geneva Convention protections. You cannot question his decision."
- David Addington, VP Cheney's former legal counsel and current chief of staff and former Asst. Attorney General in Bush's Justice Department, as quoted in Jack Goldsmith's book, The Terror Presidency -
  
"The president does not have second thoughts."
 - Dana Perino, Bush's new press secretary, Sept. 21, 2007 -
 
"Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one's mind."
 - W. Somerset Maugham: Of Human Bondage -
 
"If he really feels anything at all, they are emotions of only the shallowest kind. He does bizarre and self-destructive things because consequences that would fill the ordinary man with shame, self-loathing, and embarrassment simply do not affect the psychopath at all. What to others would be a disaster is to him merely a fleeting inconvenience."
- Special Research Project of the Quantum Future Group: The Psychopath -- The Mask of Sanity -
 
"A dog starved at his master's gate
 Predicts the ruin of the state."
 - William Blake -
 
"I took a city that was full of pornography and licked it."
 - Rudy Giuliani -

"Between science and God, I'll stick with God if the two are in conflict."
 - Mike Huckabee -
 
"Their sighing, canting, grace-proud faces,
 their three-mile prayers, and half-mile graces."
 - Robert Burns -
 
"The Fred Thompson presidential juggernaut keeps creaking forward. I originally thought Thompson's trademark laziness was an asset in a campaign. After all, if slow and steady wins the race, then imagine what stationary and half-asleep could do."
 - Stephen Colbert -
 
"Asked in an online discussion September 27 whether the Bush Administration will launch a war against Iran, Washington Post Intelligence reporter Dana Priest replied, 'Frankly, I think the military would revolt and there would be no pilots to fly those missions.'"
 - Jeremy Brecher and Brendan Smith: How the Military Can Stop an Iran Attack -
 
"As we view the achievements of aggregated capital, we discover the existence of trusts, combinations, and monopolies, while the citizen is
 struggling far in the rear or is trampled to death beneath an iron heel. Corporations, which should be the carefully restrained creatures of the law and the servants of the people, are fast becoming the people's masters."
- President Grover Cleveland: State of the Union address, Dec. 3, 1888 -
 
"Perhaps I am too cynical, but I believe there is a separate class of people in this country called Too Rich to Go to Prison'."
 - Molly Ivins -
 
"In dictatorships we are more fortunate than you in the West in one respect. We believe nothing of what we read in the newspapers and nothing of what we watch on television, because we know it's propaganda and lies. Unlike you in the West, we've learned to look behind the propaganda and to read between the lines, and unlike you, we know that the real truth is always subversive."
 - Zdener Urbanek, Czech writer -
 
"A moment I've been dreading. George brought his ne're-do-well son around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political one who lives in Florida. The one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless. This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had a real job. Maybe I'll call Kinsley over at The New Republic and see if they'll hire him as a contributing editor or something. That looks like easy work."
- Ronald Reagan: May 17, 1986, from his recently published diaries, as imagined by Michael Kinsley -

"The curse of man, and the cause of nearly all his woe, is his stupendous capacity for believing the incredible."
- H. L. Mencken -

"Someone's boring me. I think it's me."
- Dylan Thomas: Rayner Heppenstall, Four Absentees -


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