Issue 2.10


Martin Scorsese wishes you a Merry Christmas
 
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore wish you a Merry Christmas
 
John Cleese wishes you a Merry Christmas
 
Cass Dillon and Billy Joel wish you a Merry Christmas
The Editorial Oui
 
 
    There was a brilliant moment in the final season of The Sopranos, two goombahs trying to put the screws to the manager of something like a Starbucks,  standard line, what if something bad were to happen, let's say a brick came through your window or the manager were to be assaulted, well, tough shit, every single bean in the store is in the computer and goes through corporate, there are no discretionary funds whatsoever, if the manager pays them anything, he's fired, someone takes his place, and they have to start all over again. They leave saying "it's all over for the little guy," and thus we find that it's places like Starbucks that are putting the mafia out of business.
     I did not know that, and I didn't find out from a newspaper or magazine or any traditional news source, or even a news source at all, but from a "fictional" TV show.
     And that's where news is heading. It's got to be illustrated, not delivered as a lecture but as a candy coated pill, news masquerading as anything else, swallowed completely unaware news is taking place.
     Once one decides something is news, the Starbucks/mafia relationship was news to me, if you're in the business of passing it along, how exactly do you deal with it? Is it really news? Did anybody get interviewed at Starbucks? Where's the validation? Isn't it possible the writers at The Sopranos just made it up? If it's true, that corporate structure in the retail trade is cutting into the profits of organized crime, what does it mean, why is it important, where is it happening, who says so, and how does it effect whether you get a mocha grande or iced chai? Maybe corporations themselves are criminals so the profits have just switched from one organized crime syndicate to another.  Or maybe it's just completely fucked that this newspaper is edited by someone who gets his information from The Sopranos.

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."
- The Wizard of Oz -


NEW THIS WEEK

In my search for evidence that the upcoming election is NOT going to be stolen like the last two, I have come up with zilch. Zero. Not a thing. I also don't have evidence that the votes are already being compiled ahead of time, that the  election is entirely pre-scripted, and that the "debates" being shoved down our throats are just distractions from the fact that a crime syndicate has taken over our country. So I guess it depends upon which theory, backed by no evidence whatsoever, you choose to believe.

I choose to believe the pre-stolen theory due to one incontrovertible fact. They can.

But that doesn't mean we can't be entertained by the process. Most of the candidates are buffoons, and buffoons can be fun to watch. This week we set our sights on Huckabee for no other reason than he's there. He's our Hypocrite of the Week and so much less. Just what we need to deal with the religious fanatics of the world in the greatest cultural battle of our generation, another religious fanatic whose core beliefs completely defy rational thought. I'm oh so impressed he follows the "latter day saints" instead of those fucked up former day saints whose bible wasn't typeset in gold by the angel Moroni. I'll tell you this right now. There is no "I" in Moroni.



Tlaxcala is  The Translators’ Network for Linguistic Diversity
, devoted to bringing news from one culture or country to another, news and opinions traditional media don't bother to transcribe. They have 74 members who do nothing but translate news articles back and forth between 13 languages. According to their manifesto...

    All languages of the world must, and do contribute to the brotherhood of mankind. Contrary to what many people used to believe, a language is not only a grammatical structure, a set of interconnected words, in agreement with a syntactic code, but also, and especially, a creation of meaning based upon our senses. Thus we observe, interpret and express our world from a specific personal, geographical and political context. Because of this, no language is neutral, and they all carry the “genetic code”, the imprint of the cultures to which they belong. ...
    In our days, the imperial power is based in the United States of America, whose official language is English. Faithful to the behavioral characteristics of any empire, the English language now imposes its law. Under the influence of English, entire countries or territories have lost – or are in the process of losing – their communicational languages. The Philippines or Puerto Rico are only two examples among many. In sub-Saharan Africa the false prestige accorded to English, French, Portuguese or majority vernacular languages is killing one local mother tongue every two weeks according to UNESCO...
    The translators of Tlaxcala believe in otherness, in the goodness of approaching others’ points of view, and for that reason they take the stand to de-imperialise the English language by publishing in all possible languages (including English) the voices of writers, thinkers, cartoonists and activists who nowadays write their original texts in languages that the domineering empire’s influence do not permit to be heard. As well, the translators of Tlaxcala will allow non-English speakers to be exposed to ideas from English language writers who now are on the fringe, or who were published in really small, really hard to find places.
    The English language in its position of institutional apparatus of knowledge functions as a global structure of power that presents the world’s languages and cultures in its image and likeness without bothering to seek the permission of the world it purports to represent. The translators of Tlaxcala are convinced that the masters of discourse can be defeated and hope to blur such an apparatus in the faith that the world becomes both multi-polar and multilingual, as diverse as life itself.
    The basis that Tlaxcala uses for text selection is that it reflects the core values of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, aiming for full respect for the rights and dignity of the human person. The translators of Tlaxcala are anti-militarists, anti-imperialists and stand against “neoliberal” corporate globalisation. They yearn for peace and equality among all languages and cultures. They believe neither in a clash of civilizations nor in the current imperial crusade against terrorism. They oppose racism and the building of walls or electrical fences – either physical or linguistic – that prevent the natural free movement and sharing between people and languages on the planet. They seek to promote esteem, recognition and respect for the Other, as well as to express the desire that she/he ceases to be an object of History and becomes a subject of it with full equality. This effort is voluntary and free. All the translations carried out by Tlaxcala are on Copyleft, i.e. free for reproduction for non-commercial purposes, as long as the source is cited.
Free! There's a word we like. The site is a virtual goldmine of material we recommend you explore. Did you know Israel was taking imperialist action in Darfur? Neither did we, which is why we're reprinting Israel in Darfur and Arab National Security by Ahmad Hussein AS-SHIMI (Translated by Adib S. Kawar. Revised by Mary Rizzo)

If you're like us, you've probably found yourself singing "Hugo Chavez won't you please shut up, please shut up, please shut up,"  over and over whenever he starts on a rant. Then again, you could just wish, like author Paul Buchheit, that the media would just Shut Up (About) Chavez.

Maybe the followers of John McCain just don't care that he's missed 53.1% of the votes on the senate floor.  If you think the way a senator or congressman does their job as senator or congressman might indicate the way they would do their job as president, check out the Attendance record for current presidential candidates who are also in the Senate and the number of votes missed.

Iraq - Grandeur & Destruction. Part I is the most persuasive argument against the war in Iraq we've ever read. Who is author Layla Anwar? She says "Who am I ? The eternal Question. Have not figured it out fully yet. All you need to know about me is that I am a Middle Easterner, an Arab Woman - into my 40's and old enough to know better. I have no homeland per se. I live in Iraq, Lebanon, Palestine, Jordan, Syria and Egypt simultaneously ... All the rest is icing on the cake." 

Instant Runoff Voting is a system that, among other things, eliminates the need for primaries. It's changing the face of democracy around the world and the United States should adopt it immediately, which means you should learn how it works.

In the latest episode of The Drew Carey Project, Drew Carey points out the war on gambling is just as corrupt and misguided as the war on drugs. Watch Texas Close 'Em: Cops Raid Poker Games for some pretty bad law enforcement.

We offered to personally crown Larry Grobel's teeth as payment for his article The Price of Crowns but he turned us down. Anyone want to buy a used drill?

Here's a rational suggestion. If you support the troops but are against the war, why don't you Support Those Who Refuse to Fight.
 
Bloggers at The Huffington Post, like Paul Krassner, don't get paid, which explains why he wrote Huffpost Bloggers On Strike. I mean you can't put together a website without paying your writers, can you?

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Michael Dare
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    Well, Mike Huckabee not only is a pious Creationist and a fundamentalist Baptist minister with a folksy manner, but he's also an opportunist and prevaricator.
    First of all, he denied this week that he is being advised by the scumbag Dick Morris, just after a Huckabee staffer confirmed that Huckabee talks with Morris on political strategy regularly.
    But more importantly, Huckabee has his own Willie Horton problem.
    It's one of those complicated swampy Arkansas affairs, so we'll just give you the BuzzFlash take on it based on our reading over the years: as governor, Huckabee paroled a convicted rapist, Wayne DuMond, who shortly thereafter went on to kill two young women after raping them.
    Although Huckabee disputes it, it appears that Huckabee was caving in to a rabid contingent of anti-Clinton whackos. This group of nutcases ran a campaign claiming that DuMond was framed by Bill Clinton because the first woman that he raped -- and was serving time for -- was a distant relative of Clinton's. Without getting into the quicksand of details, the nutty defense of a convicted rapist was as flawed as it was bizarre to watch right-wingers champion a hardcore sexual criminal.
    The best and most exhaustive account of Huckabee's personal role in appeasing the Clinton haters by paroling DuMond can be found in a Murray Waas article printed in the Arkansas Times in 2002.
    Of course, as self-righteous and self-described "Men of God" often do, Huckabee claims to be appalled by anyone thinking that he would release a rapist for political gain.
    Well, the mothers of the girls subsequently slain by DuMond have a response for Mike in an article entitled, "Murdered women's mothers blame Huckabee for his part in killer's release."
- Buzzflash -

Mitt Romney = Hypocrisy
by Paul Krassner


We have a Republican candidate for president, Mitt Romney, who wants to overturn Roe vs. Wade. Yet, in 1994, when he was running for the Senate, he came out in favor of choice for women. He admitted to Mormon feminist Judith Dushku that “the Brethren” in Salt Lake City told him that he could take that position, and that in fact he probably had to in order to win in a liberal state like Massachusetts. Pandering triumphs over religious belief.

Israel in Darfur and Arab National Security
by Ahmad Hussein AS-SHIMI
(Translated by Adib S. Kawar. Revised by Mary Rizzo)
 
    The Darfur province is of vital importance for the co-Israeli/American agenda and their planning for it. Darfur is geographically in a position that is adjacent to a great lake of oil reserves extending from the Sudanese province of Bahr Al-Ghazal through Chad, Niger, Mauritania, Mali, and Cameroon, thus taking control of it is considered a safety valve for them due, to the easiness of drilling and pumping oil produced in this region, and as being one of the biggest oil rich regions in the world, which has not yet been exploited, because of conflicts and wars that have been taking place in Sudan during the last twenty years.
    U.S. interest in the province goes far beyond human concern, as the U.S. is well aware that Africa is one of the fastest growing regions in the world in oil production, and by 2012 the U.S. could be in a position to import quantities from Africa equal to those it is presently importing from the Middle East, as per the research prepared by the American Center of Foreign relations in Washington.
    The province also contains large mineral deposits, the most important of which is Uranium. Sudanese President Omar Al-Bashir noted that Darfur has the richest uranium deposits in the world, and western sources have statistics and documents about mineral fortunes that are dormant in its land.
    In addition to oil and uranium, the Darfur province has 40 million fadans of fertile land that only one third of it has been up till now exploited. It has 24 million fadans of forestry and natural pastures that contain huge quantities of gum Arabica trees estimated at 16% of the international production, in addition to big quantities of copper, lead, granite, chrome, rare types of rocks, alluvium and construction stones, which forms 45% of Sudan's exports besides oil. ...
 
    Israeli/American interest and plans interlink in Darfur, to establish an independent State in western Sudan, under the leadership of the Az-Ghawi tribe that leads the insurgency in the province, besides establishing a technologically advanced military base under common American-British-Israeli observance, the purpose of which is to control security status, and political interactions in Egypt, Sudan, Libya, African states and the Red Sea. It also aims at protecting the oil pipeline that the U.S. is conducting negotiations to build, which shall be extending from Iraq, the Gulf States, to the Red Sea then to the Darfur province through Libya and Morocco to the Atlantic Ocean.
    This plan comes as per the strategic report approved by the Congress in the year 2000 on Sudan as a base for the American strategy in the Black Continents, and to fulfill it there, complete with coordination between U.S. intelligence and Israeli Mossad, Darfur insurgents aim at destabilizing the province and creating chaos and terror within its ranks. It also aims at obtaining international sympathy for deploying international forces in the province, to become a jumping point to get full control over the Horn of Africa, which tallies with its strategy and control on the new oil basin there.
    There is no doubt if the Sudanese government approve on deploying international forces in the province it would have opened the door wide for more violence, then the Mossad shall find itself free to create more violence and instability and thus do whatever it desires, to repeat the present scenario presently prevailing in Iraq.
 
- Read the rest here. -

Shut Up (About) Chavez
 
    It gets tiresome to hear the one-sided media coverage of Hugo Chavez. Yes, he’s authoritarian. He’s also abrasive, arrogant, stubborn, and all too human. But he knows what happened to leaders in Iran and Guatemala and Chile and Haiti over the past half-century when they tried to defy the western world by nationalizing oil and other industries. He’s influenced by the memory of the US-backed attempt to depose him in 2002. And he can see the effects of unregulated multinational companies in Nigeria, where in 2004 80% of the revenue from the oil industry went to only 1% of the population, and only 2% of Shell Oil’s employees were from the local population.
    Chavez has alienated the wealthy, the business establishment, thousands of upper-class student protesters, and, perhaps worst of all for him, the media. But the mainstream media rarely speaks for the poor majority. Chavez has instituted a literacy program, land-acquisition policies that benefit the poor, job training for unskilled workers, free health care, and manufacturing cooperatives which give the poor an active role in business development. He was democratically elected, and recent polls still place him about 20 percentage points ahead of his nearest challenger.
    The Venezuelan leader’s popularity is summarized by human rights activist Medea Benjamin:
“Walk through poor barrios in Venezuela and you’ll hear the same stories over and over. The very poor can now go to a designated home in the neighborhood to pick up a hot meal every day. The elderly have monthly pensions that allow them to live with dignity. Young people can take advantage of greatly expanded free college programs. And with 13,000 Cuban doctors spread throughout the country and reaching over half the population, the poor now have their own family doctors on call 24-hours a day.”
    Opposition to Chavez comes from those with connections to the old political elite: the Venezuelan business community, the Chamber of Commerce (Fedecámaras), and the major union federation CTV, who used their control over the media to disparage Chavez for economic problems and communist ties. Many officials and journalists in the U.S. dismiss him as a troublesome dictator. An editor of the leading El Nacional newspaper said Chavez and his cabinet “just want to steal and get rich.” Even some of the Venezuelan poor resent his attempts to spread his influence with anti-poverty programs outside the country.
    Ironically, Chavez was criticized for two initiatives that most Americans would like to see implemented in the U.S. — health care and increased oil company taxes. He is maligned for his friendship with Fidel Castro, even though some 10,000 Cuban doctors and health care workers came to Venezuela in return for oil. His industry reforms included a doubling of oil company taxes. He also opposes U.S. efforts to implement free trade agreements that would surrender the country’s raw materials in return for expensive products from abroad. Perhaps most significantly, Chavez is feared because of his growing independence in a country whose vast oil reserves are coveted by the north.
    One doesn’t have to be a socialist to cheer for equal opportunity for hard-working citizens of any country. According to the U.S. Department of State, the income gap in Venezuela decreased between 2003 and 2005, with the Gini coefficient (a measure of income disparity from 0 (equal) to 1 (unequal)) dropping from .618 in 2003 to .514 in 2005. Chavez speaks, however noisily, for the poor. Most of the media speaks for the people with money.
 
Paul Buchheit is a professor with the Chicago City Colleges, co-founder of Global Initiative Chicago ( www.GIChicago.org )
 
 
Attendance record for current presidential candidates who are also in the Senate
(the percentage represents the number of votes missed)
  • John McCain (R) - 53.1%
  • Joseph Biden (D) - 35.4%
  • Christopher Dodd (D) - 33.9%
  • Barack Obama (D)- 33.7%
  • Hillary Clinton (D) - 18.2%
And for the House:
  • Tom Tancredo (R) - 28.8%
  • Ron Paul (R) - 22.7%
  • Dennis Kucinich (D) - 10.8%

Iraq - Grandeur & Destruction. Part Iby Layla Anwar
Breakthrough & Nostalgia

    When I say and repeat that you Americans have destroyed everything in Iraq, I am met with scorn and anger.
    Some of you are too simplistic and equate destruction with buildings in ruins.
    Having a limited vision, you can’t go beyond the material, the physical...
    I reiterate, you Americans have destroyed everything in Iraq. And I mean EVERYTHING.
    Since 1958 until 2003, Iraq, its government and its people strove relentlessly to build a modern nation state.
    The biggest developmental boom took place under the Baath regime and in particular under Saddam Hussein. Like it or not.
    In 1972, the oil was nationalized. By 1982, illiteracy and preventable diseases were eradicated.
    Education including higher education was free of charge. The government would disburse 5000 grants yearly for postgraduate studies abroad to England, Germany, Russia, France...
    By 2003, Iraq accounted for 30,000 scientists. Yes, you read me right, 30,000 scientists. And when in 2003, Bush said that Iraqis were very educated people, he knew what he was talking about.
    Now you understand why the targeting of academics, scientists and intellectuals was part of the American plan. It was actually no.1 on the agenda way before "sectarian warfare" broke out.
    Since, over 600 scientists and academics have been murdered in cold blood, the rest have fled and many are reported missing...
    University libraries and schools were booming with books and publications, the National library in Baghdad held the most ancient manuscripts ever to be found.
    Iraqis were known to devour books, and Baghdad was a publishing center. Books would even be distributed free of charge to other Middle Eastern countries including some parts of Africa.
    The Universities were equipped with the latest technology and labs. The student dorms were specially designed to accommodate the highest number of students – a lot of them came and studied and lived free of charge in Iraq. They came from Jordan, Lebanon, Syria, Somalia, Algeria, Malaysia, Indonesia, Egypt, Sudan...
    In the medical field, Iraq was considered the most developed nation - along with its educational system - in the whole of the Middle East. Both WHO and UNICEF stated that Iraq on these two fronts could be considered as having overcome "underdevelopment" and was ready to join the "developed world."
    All specialists were sent abroad for post-doctorate research and for further specialization.
    We had the most advanced hospitals, with the latest equipment, there were health dispensaries in every neighborhood. Medication was subsidized, and all you needed to do was pay a symbolic fee of 1 dinar. 1 Dinar for a medical visit and that was it.
    Infrastructures were diligently built. Roads, highways, bridges, sewage system, electricity, telecommunications, industry, commercial buildings, hotels, agribusiness... All of these were built by Iraqis. Not some foreign labor, but Iraqis themselves.
    In fact, Iraqis were the main asset. And the government under Saddam Hussein, invested heaps into the main riches of Iraq - its people.
    Women were particularly favored during that time. We had equal rights, equal pay, 2 years maternity leave, we could divorce when we saw fit, no one would tell us how to dress, 70% of us were working women, we had access to schools, universities, education, government institutions...We could travel, drive, and run our own businesses.
    Some of us were professors, others doctors, teachers, engineers, scientists, archaeologists, financial managers, diplomats, judges, lawyers, artists, singers, writers, actresses...
    We could walk the streets alone, during the day and night, we could go out, dress as we pleased (within reasonable limits), marry whom we wanted in a civil court if we had so wished... Polygamy was forbidden and domestic violence was punishable by law.
    Our children had access to free schooling, free meals, free health care and were vaccinated free of charge. Iraq had the lowest child mortality rate in the whole of the Middle East. Our children went to good schools with heating, with desks and chairs, they had enough to eat, they had places to go to and play, they had parks and gardens, swings and playgrounds, they had a mother and a father and grew up into healthy adulthood.
    Those who had lost their parents were either taken care of by the rest of the extended family and were given a governmental pay allocation or placed in orphanages that were subsidized and supervised by the government. And trust me that government was quite strict with any form of abuse, if it ever happened.
    The few gays we had, were tolerated and were not harassed or targeted and were not tortured or murdered in broad daylight.
    Minorities like the Kurds had their own regional autonomy. Saddam Hussein built them universities and schools where they could teach and learn in their own language. They were allowed their own press in Kurdish, their culture - music, customs and their own style of dress. They were free to circulate in the whole of Iraq, attend universities and live anywhere they wished.
    In fact a lot of them remained in Baghdad . They were allowed to be part of the government and were represented in it. We had Kurdish ministers and ambassadors.
    And intermarriage between Kurds and Arabs was very common. Kurdish even became a compulsory secondary language in Baghdad’s high schools.
    Other minorities like the Sabeans, the Yazidis and the Turkmen were allowed to form associations, practice their own religion, language or ethnic customs... And again, intermarriage was common.
    Christians were protected, particularly protected. They were given posts in government. Had access to all the Iraqi institutions, owned their own businesses, were free to worship as they pleased, the government even had a special budget for the construction of churches. They were allowed Sunday off instead of the traditional Muslim Friday. They celebrated their religious holidays in all freedom, they were Iraqis before anything else... They were even free to have their own hospitals, schools, and pension homes.
    The Shiites formed the bulk of the government employees and the army. They were considered as Iraqi citizens first and foremost, were allowed to worship in their own mosques and study in their own religious centers, they had access to education, housing, employment, higher studies, high governmental posts, ministerial posts, diplomatic posts...
    They were allowed to marry anyone they pleased. And the fact is that the rate of intermarriage between Iraqi Shiites and Sunnis was the highest in the Middle East compared to let’s say Bahrain, Kuwait, Lebanon or Saudi Arabia where Shiite minorities exist. There is not one Iraqi family which is not of mixed sects - Sunni/ Shia.
    Iraq produced Shiite doctors, professors, scientists, artists, sportsmen...
    Palestinians, they used to call themselves Iraqi-Palestinians, numbered around 35,000 in total.
    They were specially protected by Saddam Hussein and his government. They were given equal rights just like the Iraqis, were allowed to own their businesses, marry - marriage between Iraqis and Palestinians was common - had access to free schools, universities, grants, medical services just like any Iraqi.
    Palestinians were considered the rightful owners of a just cause and they were fully and unconditionally supported - no matter the cost or the consequences. And that is the way to do it.
    Culturally and artistically, Iraq was a truly booming place. Baghdad was known for its poets, writers, artists, musicians, painters, dancers...
    And Saddam Hussein invested heavily in Iraqi art.
    There was a special Institute for plastic arts, sculpture and ceramics. The Iraqi school of Art was known to be the most prominent in the Middle East and produced many famous names that were later emulated by other Arab artists.
    Furthermore, to encourage both Iraqi and non-Iraqi art, the Iraqi government under Saddam Hussein, established cultural offices supervised by its cultural attachés abroad.
    For instance you had an Iraqi cultural center in London, one in Paris and another one in Geneva.
    These centers would promote Iraqi and non Iraqi artists, organize Iraqi dance festivals, Iraqi exhibitions of crafts and traditionally designed clothes, would invite traditional Iraqi musicians...
    The aim was to bridge any cultural gaps between the Arab world/Iraq and the West. And all these activities were free of charge. The government paid for everything - every single activity and covered all the costs it entailed.
    As some of you may know, Iraq is the land of the first civilizations known to humankind. The skeleton of the Alphabet started in Sumer with the first cuneiforms. Even cooking recipes were engraved on tablets. Techniques for civil construction, agricultural irrigation and also the preliminaries for urban planning - all took root in this ancient civilization. Epics, poetry, music, jurisprudence with Hammurabi’s over 700 codified rules, philosophy and metaphysics also took root in this land...
    I don’t want to go into Mesopotamian history right now, but suffice to say, that Iraq counts for the highest number of archaeological sites in the world, covering thousands of years, and bearing witness to different epochs of history. From the Sumerians right through to the monotheistic prophets and beyond...
    Before the sanction years, and I will touch on the sanctions years in my next chapter, the government under Saddam Hussein spent millions of dollars in the restoration, preservation and protection of these sites that are considered part of the universal patrimonial heritage according to UNESCO’s definitions.
    The hanging gardens of Babylon were even considered part of the 7 wonders of the world. Not anymore. They have been replaced by Petra in Jordan.
    The Iraqi museum was home to thousands of priceless artifacts, numbered, classified and recorded. Experts in ancient history and archeology would spent unlimited hours excavating, restoring, preserving, protecting and teaching our Mesopotamian heritage that stretched all the way to the Abbasid Caliphate right into Modern Iraq.
    Right up to the sanctions years, and despite the Iran-Iraq war, one can safely say that the Iraqi state was a fully modern functioning independent entity. When I talk about state I am not only talking of governmental institutions.
    There were these, and there was the army, a modern strong capable army. But state also entails other societal institutions, like universities, schools, hospitals, cultural bodies, associations... infrastructural systems, civic society and national and cultural identity.
    The Iraqi State and its ideology overcame tribalism, sectarianism, ethnic chauvinism... And it was a fully functional State without outside help. It was run by Iraqis for Iraqis.
    I am absolutely convinced that, had Khomeinism not appeared on the scene - and Khomeinism was greatly helped to accede to power thanks to the West ...
    I am absolutely convinced had there not been this tumor called political Shiism, and Persianism.
    I am absolutely convinced that had Iraq not had such disgusting treacherous neighbors - Iran, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait...

    I am absolutely convinced had Iraq been truly allowed to continue on its developmental path without having to constantly ward off outside influences, it would have become a fully fledged Arab Democracy with its own specificity.
    In fact Iraq had ALL the necessary prerequisites and ingredients to become so.
    It had a strong government with a vision, it had institutions, it had eradicated illiteracy and had a highly educated population, it was developed in more ways than one...
    And this, the West can never accept, nor the rest of the feudal backward Arab states, nor the criminal Israel and Iran.
    And it is with the objective of destroying what the Iraqi government and in particular Saddam Hussein took great pains in building in only 3 decades, and 3 decades are not much in the history of a country, the Americans came to invade and occupy...
    America’s objectives and the primary goal on its agenda was the erasing of the Iraqi identity because America understood that it was precisely that identity that proved to be America’s main stumbling block despite years of grotesque, criminal sanctions. Sanctions, previously unknown to contemporary mankind.
    Not since the League of Nations, has anyone witnessed such a collective effort to destroy and steal the soul of a nation that tried to stand on its own two feet alone with its own resources.
    And its resources were:
  1. a hardworking, intelligent, educated people
  2. its natural geography
        a) the finest quality of crude oil gushing from the biggest, largely unexplored oil reserves in the world.
        b) sweet water flowing from two rivers.
        c) a fertile land
  3. its deep, ancient, historical roots from which it drew pride and moral strength.
    A deadly combination for the covetous, barbaric West and for their bastard criminal whore mistresses the Jewish State of Israel and Persian-Iran.
    Here was an independent, progressive, modern, secular, strong, proud, Arab identity... that freed itself from the shackles of the Ottoman then British colonialism and on its way towards true economic, political, intellectual and moral independence... Here was a country who refused to be a lapdog, a slave that would bow down... And that was simply not acceptable.
    And the breakthrough that started as a dream and took root in reality, was forbidden to further unfold... Not only was it forbidden to unfold, it had to be smashed, destroyed to pieces. It was in fact a must.

Reprinted with permission from An Arab Woman Blues - Reflections in a sealed bottle...

Illustrated by Iraqi female artist Zainab Abdel Qader.




Replace Plurality Elections

Problem: Most places in the United States use plurality elections where the candidate with the most votes is elected. This is fine when there are only two candidates in a race. When three or more candidates compete for an office, the winning candidate often receives less than fifty percent of the vote. This means that a majority of votes actually preferred someone other than the person who was elected. This violates the commonsense democratic principle that a candidate elected to a single winner office, such as mayor or governor, ought to be preferred by a majority of voters.

Solution: Under IRV, voters rank candidates in order of preference. If a candidate receives a majority of first choices, he or she is elected. If no candidate receives a majority, the candidate with the fewest first choices is eliminated. Voters who ranked the eliminated candidate first now have their ballots counted for their second choice. This process continues until one candidate earns a majority.
By ranking candidates, voters are able to express their true preferences without worrying about wasting their votes or spoiling the election and helping elect their least favorite candidate. For this reason alone, IRV often leads to higher turnout and stronger democracy. Candidates need to build a base of first choice support, but also reach out to the broader voting population in order to be acceptable to the majority.

Replace Primary Elections

Problem: Most primary elections are plagued by low voter turnout and high taxpayer costs. States spend millions of dollars to hold primaries that are essentially just private nominating processes for political parties. In jurisdictions with strong partisan leanings, these low turnout party primaries determine who will represent all voters from that district.

Solution: Under IRV, voters rank candidates in order of preference on a single ballot. If a candidate receives a majority of first choices, he or she is elected. If no candidate receives a majority, the candidate with the fewest first choices is eliminated. Voters who ranked the eliminated candidate first now have their ballots counted for their second choice. This process continues until one candidate earns a majority.
With IRV, multiple candidates from a political party are able to run together in the general election without splitting their party's vote. No primary is necessary. Candidates are elected in a single, high turnout election, thereby strengthening democratic accountability. In addition, taxpayers only need to fund one election instead of two.

Who Uses IRV?

In use in the United States:

  • Arkansas (overseas voters)
  • Burlington, VT
  • Cambridge, MA (Proportional voting method of choice voting)
  • Cary, North Carolina
  • Hendersonville, North Carolina
  • Louisiana (overseas and military voters)
  • North Carolina (certain judicial vacancies)
  • San Francisco, CA
  • Springfield, IL (overseas and military voters)
  • South Carolina (overseas voters)
  • Takoma Park, MD

In Use Internationally:

  • Australia (House of Representatives and state/territory lower houses)
  • Ireland (President)
  • London (Mayor)
  • Fiji
  • Papua New Guinea
  • Malta
Check out this FLASH DEMONSTRATION of how it works, or have it explained in this POWERPOINT PRESENTATION BY THE MUPPETS.

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I'm Down Here in Mexico Where it's WARM!
Survivor Puerto Vallarta, Episode 7 
     By Jane Stillwater
 
     Geez Louise! If I'm not worrying about global warming, gas prices, the idiots in the White House or the "war" in Iraq, I'm worrying about how to protect myself from having to sell apples on the street corner and learning to commune with the ghost of FDR! Listen, if any of you have anything else out there that you want me to worry about, let me know. I'm on a roll!
     My friend Joe Thompson just e-mailed me, "Jane, the cold hard facts are that it's truly going to be a credit card Christmas this year. And then the layoffs and inability to pay off the cards will come next. I'm looking for the real crisis to hit sometime in March after Christmas has settled out and the bills come due from Christmas shopping. The only thing holding off a full-blown recession now is Christmas shopping. But the real crunch will come when all those fantastic pension funds begin to dry up and people's pension checks are suddenly downsized.  Places like Florida will be in some real deep crap." I feel you, Joe. Even in PV and Yelapa, the endless stream of American tourists is already drying up.
     Then I got an e-mail from my friend Claudette. "Jane, I wouldn't say that the economy has been destroyed, but anyone with a living brain cell would admit that our economy has taken a serious wound, inflicted by the current housing problem. I was just at a conference in Miami, where a representative of the Federal Reserve Bank was on a panel discussing the trends in the local real estate market. She said that one needed only to look at the number of high-rise buildings in downtown Miami that were completely dark at night to see the problem. Developers are slowing down their development so that they can keep their construction loans in place because they know there will be no sales at the end of the development phase." So it's not just me? The Feds are worried too?
     "Another panelist - a real estate broker - said that in the Miami area there are over 40,000 listings," Claudette continued, "yet they only closed 600 transactions in the past month. That means that there is already a six-year supply of housing, using simple math: (40,000/600)/12. But that's only the tip of the iceberg, so to speak. People have been using their homes as ATM cards, refinancing in order to get cash out as values increased.  With real estate values falling, people will no longer have that ready source of cash to finance other major purchases." A credit card Christmas? Even that might not happen.
     "Families will find themselves in a position of being unable to sell their homes, either because the sale would not generate enough cash to pay off all the liens against the property or because there are no purchasers, because credit has tightened." I don't have to worry about that. I don't have any outstanding debts on the one hand but no one is standing in line to offer me credit cards either. "We are just beginning to see the ripple effect of the sub-prime mortgage problem, and it is not going to be solved quickly." 
     I'm in freaking Mexico. On the freaking Mexican Riviera! I gotta stop worrying. Time for a siesta. 
     "No, Jane," replied the voice of my conscience. "It is time for you to start making preparations for the Great Depression of 2008 so that when it arrives, I won't have to listen to you complain and whine all the time about how you had known that all this was coming for at least a year and yet had done NOTHING to prepare for it." 
     So. What can I do? What can I do to prepare ahead of time for the Great Depression of 2008? I mean besides hiding out in Mexico and pretending that what is happening to the rest of my country isn't happening to me?

Merry Christmas


Mr. Conspiracy Says...
 
The Chinese didn't put poison in our toys because its cheap or they want to poison us. Anti-Chinese import forces decided the best way to throw a wrench in the works was to poison Chinese products and public opinion at the same time. International politics and PR. Same thing. And I wouldn't put it past Mattel Toys to have an international spy division who deliberately poisons foreign products to bolster American sales. Those Hot Wheels bastards have got some explaining to do too, unless you're naive enough to think their designs aren't symbolic. Same for the racist heathens at Lego. Who picks their colors? Homosexuals. If it weren't for homosexuals, the bible wouldn't need to exist, which explains Catholic priests.  

The Drew Carey Project

Texas Close 'Em: Cops Raid Poker Games

    In his latest video for Reason.tv, Drew Carey goes all in to report how Dallas cops carried out a paramilitary-style raid on a poker game at the Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 1837, which has now been forced to close its doors.
    The raid is part of a broader move by local police to shut down poker games, arrest players, and seize property - even in low stakes games benefiting charity, like at the VFW.  And it's emblematic of the government's misguided war on gambling, such as the recently enacted federal ban on Internet wagering.  In most jurisdictions throughout the country, consenting adults are banned from gambling -- unless of course they want to bet on low-odds games run by the government.  State lotteries, that is.
    The Dallas VFW case goes to court December 5.
 

The Price of Crowns

by Lawrence Grobel

 
    Six months ago my dentist took some x-rays of my mouth and told me that I had some decay behind one of my crowns. “You should make an appointment to take care of that,” he said.
    I said I would, but I didn’t. I figured “some” decay wasn’t “a lot of” decay, so I stalled. When I went for my next cleaning, he came in, looked at my file, and said, “You haven’t taken care of that decay. We should get you in next week.” 
    I asked him how long a crown is supposed to hold up. He said, “Ten years, sometimes longer.”
    And how long did the one that now needed replacing hold up?  He checked. “We did that in 1989, so you got your money’s worth out of that one. I’d say you’re looking at four or five more crowns giving way over the next five or so years.”
    That wasn’t good news.
    “How much you getting now for a crown?” I asked.
    “$2400,” he said, without even blinking.
    “What!” I exclaimed. “You’ve never charged me anywhere near that.”
    “Yes, I have,” he said.
    “No, you haven’t. Because if you did, I would have reacted like I’m reacting now. I’d have remembered that. You’ve been my dentist for over thirty years and you’ve never charged me anywhere near that.”
    “Let’s see,” he said, and went to my file again. He found the last crown I had done. “2000,” he said. “I charged you $1300. I gave you a $300 discount. That seems about right.”
    “Yeah, about $1100 less than what you just told me.”
    “But that’s seven years ago. Things double every seven years. Inflation.”
    “Inflation?”  When did my dentist get political?  “Tell that to my editors. I’m making less now than I did seven years ago for stories I write.”
    “You’re in the wrong business,” he said, this time with a laser white smile. “My lab fees have gone up. The price of materials have gone up. You know I only use the best, so it’s more expensive.”
    “God bless you,” I said. “I’m not trying to bargain you down. If you can get that for your services, all I can say is go for it. But I’m going to have to shop around, because I don’t think I belong in a Beverly Hills zip code.”
    My dentist belongs to a rich man’s country club. He has invited me to play with him twice. He drives a rich man’s car. He vacations in rich man’s vacation spots and hangs out at rich man’s fancy watering holes. He’s been divorced twice and can afford it, has a girlfriend and can afford her. He’s a happy camper and why shouldn’t he be. He gets $2400 per crown, and a lot more to whiten your teeth and alter your smile.  Dentistry--and inflation--has been good to him.
    For me, it’s a different story. Seven years ago I was getting between one and three dollars a word for articles I wrote for national magazines, a price roughly comparable to my high priced Beverly Hills dentist.  Today, 9 out of 11 publications I’ve written for have had editorial changes. My editors have either quit, retired, or been downsized. The new editors don’t know me personally, have never worked with me, have their own crew of writers they’ve used to move up the ladder into their current positions, and have no remorse whatsoever telling me that their budgets have tightened, I have to be willing to work for less, and that they’re not even sure they can fit me into their scheduling. (I just heard from the Health editor at the Los Angeles Times about a piece I wrote—she said she could use it, but that they don’t pay for freelance articles!)
    This is the part of the freelance life that no freelancer is prepared for. This comes as a shock, all at once. What they call the “writing on the wall.”  When one makes a decision in one’s early twenties to freelance for a living, it’s a bold, even an audacious move. It means not going into an office, not sharing a job experience with other co-workers, not having a regular paycheck or a retirement plan or health benefits.  There are no golden parachutes at the end of the line.  There is no line.  Freelancing is walking on a tightrope high above the ground with no net to catch you if you fall.  It’s a balancing act.  You are constantly applying for work—in my case, in the form of new assignments, new articles to write, interviews to do, book proposals to put together in the hopes of landing a contract.  It’s dealing with new editors who have their own standards.  It’s a constant juggling act. You have to be friendly to everyone who answers your call or your e-mail, because you quickly learn that eight out of ten don’t respond to your queries.  And it doesn’t matter that you’ve built up a stockpile of stories in your portfolio because most of the pieces you’ve written over the years have become dated. So what that you’ve profiled Mae West, Henry Fonda, Katherine Hepburn, George C. Scott, Lucille Ball, Lillian Gish, Linus Pauling, Richard Feynman, Saul Bellow, Allen Ginsberg, Alex Haley, Joseph Heller, Luciano Pavarotti, Norman Mailer: they’re all pushing up daisies.  The same with some of your book subjects: Truman Capote, Marlon Brando, John Huston, James A. Michener. You can’t convince new young and ambitious editors that you’re relevant by hauling out dead people, no matter how many Oscars, Nobel Prizes, book awards and life achievements they received.
    And when you do manage to get an assignment, you can’t balk at the fee offered, because if you do it won’t matter, they will just find someone else who will be happy to work for half the price you received seven years ago. Is this the fate freelancers have to face: to peer into the looking glass at Reverse Inflation?  What will happen to our teeth if this keeps up?  Will we become toothless in our old age?  Will we be unable to afford the most basic commodities because everything will double every seven years?
    When my dentist tried to convince me of his right to double his fees he pointed out the price of cars and how they have risen. I didn’t want to get into a price comparison with him, because it’s true that top-of-the-line Cadillacs, Lexuses and Mercedes’ undoubtedly cost more now than they did seven years ago. But what about the new Chinese entry-level cars that are selling for what my dentist charges for five crowns? My Dell Inspiron laptop cost a third of what I paid for a Toshiba laptop seven years ago.
    When I sent an e-mail to all my friends in L.A. asking them who they used and would recommend when they needed some oral repair work I got back a list of dentists to call. One was in Westwood, two in Santa Monica, one in Studio City, one in Pasadena.  I discovered that none of them charged what my top-of-the-line dentist was charging. My guy set the platinum standard, but these others seemed perfectly content to charge between $800 and $1200 for crowns, and between $66 and $88 for a cleaning (my dentist’s oral hygienist gets $125). 
    So maybe there’s still hope. A freelancer can live the best of all lives—without a boss, without the chatter of fellow workers, without having to punch a time clock—and still get clean teeth and new crowns. They may not be made of the same fancy material the rich get pushed into their mouths, but if they hold back decay, that’s good enough for me.  I’m a man of the people.  Or maybe I’m not. I’m a one-man show. A man of the person. And this person ain’t willing to succumb to the over-inflated price of gas.  I’m going to find a good used bicycle…and rise above it.
    With or without nitrous oxide.
     
 
Lawrence Grobel’s latest book: AL PACINO will be published in paperback by Simon and Schuster in the spring. He hopes you’ll buy it.
 


"The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking."
- John Kenneth Galbraith -
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Apology of the Week
 
Last week we reported that "A hundred-ton pile of horse manure mysteriously appeared in a press conference in the White House." In fact, the hundred-ton pile of horse manure mysteriously appeared in an empty lot in Anchorage, Alaska. The LA Free Press regrets the error.

Employment Opportunity of the Week
 
There was talk of breeding the last known female Yangtze giant soft-shell turtle, an 80-year-old displayed behind bulletproof glass at a zoo in Changsha, China, with the last known male, a 100-year-old that lives in Suzhou. "The main problem," said a herpetologist, "is really to get a viable sperm sample from the old male." Methods under consideration include a series of electric shocks and manual massage.
 
Music Review of the Week
 
Last week, George W. Bush saw a live performance by Hootie and the Blowfish doing "California Girls" for ex-Beach Boy Brian Wilson. Here's his review...
 
It was good, real good. All kindsa Beachy Boy, with them harmony things they do so well. I thought Hootie was real good too but the Blowfish have seen better days. Maybe it's just because they had to leave their drugs at the door. I thought the performance lacked conviction, just like Scooter Libby, so I pardoned them. Brian Wilson spent years of his life in a sandbox. Now I know how he feels. No kidding? There are people who make a living doing shit like this?

Huffpost Bloggers On Strike
by Paul Krassner

    Inspired ironically enough by a right-wing comic strip, Prickly City - a talking dog complains to publisher Arianna Huffington, “Let me get this straight. Advertisers pay you for Huffington Post, but you don’t give any of us bloggers a single penny?” - the newly formed Bloggers Ego Guild (BEG) have called for a strike.
    They have stopped posting their rants and have already begun picketing in cyberspace. Contributors to other progressive websites, including Kos and Counterpunch, have pledged to join in this mass protest, although they have been experiencing problems trying to locate any links to the online demonstrations. Conservative bloggers issued a surprisingly brief statement - “We differ to BEG.”
    Ms. Huffington insists that the logistics of the Internet make it impossible to compensate her bloggers because the the spectrum of their output cannot be measured by a single pay scale.
    She argues, “How can you put on the same level a posting by David Sirota delineating a keen analysis of the healthcare crisis with a posting by Alec Baldwin’s simplistic description of the WGA strike as ‘motherfucking, motherfucking, motherfucking?’ It’s like comparing orange concentrate with candy apples. But not for a moment do I question the sincerity of Alec’s passion. And in support of my hard-working writers - don’t forget, I am the blogger-in-chief - I will be joining their strike, arguing with myself as long as it takes to reach an agreement, which of course will never happen.”
    Meanwhile, show-biz celebrities are doing their part by entertaining the strikers, who continue walking back and forth in front of their computers, keeping their collective eye on those screens as Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond perform their duet, “You Don’t Bring Me Scab Goons Any More.”

Paul Krassner is the author of One Hand Jerking: Reports From an Investigative Satirist, and publisher of the Disneyland Memorial Orgy poster, both available at paulkrassner.com.

Presidential Candidate of the Week

- video here -


Good News


    "Imagine a solar panel without the panel. Just a coating, thin as a layer of paint, that takes light and converts it to electricity. From there, you can picture roof shingles with solar cells built inside and window coatings that seem to suck power from the air. Consider solar-powered buildings stretching not just across sunny Southern California, but through China and India and Kenya as well, because even in those countries, going solar will be cheaper than burning coal. That’s the promise of thin-film solar cells: solar power that’s ubiquitous because it’s cheap. The basic technology has been around for decades, but this year, Silicon Valley–based Nanosolar created the manufacturing technology that could make that promise a reality. The company produces its PowerSheet solar cells with printing-press-style machines that set down a layer of solar-absorbing nano-ink onto metal sheets as thin as aluminum foil, so the panels can be made for about a tenth of what current panels cost and at a rate of several hundred feet per minute. Nanosolar’s first commercial cells rolled off the presses this year. Cost has always been one of solar’s biggest problems. Traditional solar cells require silicon, and silicon is an expensive commodity. That means even the cheapest solar panels cost about $3 per watt of energy they go on to produce. To compete with coal, that figure has to shrink to just $1 per watt. Nanosolar’s cells use no silicon, and the company’s manufacturing process allows it to create cells that are as efficient as most commercial cells for as little as 30 cents a watt. "It really is quite a big deal in terms of altering the way we think about solar and in inherently altering the economics of solar," says Dan Kammen, founding director of the Renewable and Appropriate Energy Laboratory at the University of California at Berkeley.
    "For further inspiring examples of developments in new energy technologies, click here."
- Popular Science Magazine: The New Dawn of Solar - 

   "Claim: Sears pays the difference in salaries and maintains benefits for their called-up military reservist employees.
   "Status: True."
- Snopes -


Bad News


    "'[T]he US military directorate charged with developing non-lethal weapons, which has invested more than a decade developing the Active Denial System (ADS), has launched a concerted effort to convince both the public and its own bosses at the defense department of the device's merits. 'With brand new technology like this, perception is everything,' said Col Kirk Hymes, a former Marine artillery officer who heads the directorate. He added that tests were almost complete and the first ADS, also known as the Silent Guardian, could be deployed early next year if the Pentagon allows. The decision is so sensitive that it is expected to be made personally by the defense secretary, Robert Gates, who sent senior representatives to the demonstrations...' (The Telegraph co. uk, November 19, 2007)
    "Just when it seems that things cannot get any worse, we learn that U.S. military commanders in Iraq are seeking permission to use a new weapon system. This will be the ultimate torture weapon. Its purpose is to cause excruciating pain, but leave no evidence of wounds on the victim. Imagine this weapon at Abu Ghraib or Guantanamo. Imagine this weapon at your local precinct. The Department of Defense has named this weapon system 'Active Denial'."
- Rosemarie Jackowski: Hi-tech Torture -

"Well, you could decide not to renew the Bush tax cuts, you could eliminate all foreign aid, eliminate all earmarks, eliminate NASA, eliminate the National Endowment for Humanities and eliminate the entire Defense Department tomorrow, and you still wouldn't solve the problem."
- David Walker, ex-comptroller general of the United States and head of the Government Accountability Office: A Fiscal Tsunami -

"In breathtaking disregard for the most basic rules of fiscal propriety, the administration continued to cut taxes even as it undertook expensive new spending programs and embarked on a financially ruinous 'war of choice' in Iraq. A budget surplus of 2.4 percent of gross domestic product (GDP), which greeted Bush as he took office, turned into a deficit of 3.6 percent in the space of four years. The United States had not experienced a turnaround of this magnitude since the global crisis of World War II. Up to now, the conventional wisdom has been that Herbert Hoover, whose policies aggravated the Great Depression, is the odds-on claimant for the mantle 'worst president' when it comes to stewardship of the American economy. The economic effects of Bush's presidency are more insidious than those of Hoover, harder to reverse, and likely to be longer-lasting. There is no threat of America's being displaced from its position as the world's richest economy. But our grandchildren will still be living with, and struggling with, the economic consequences of Mr. Bush."
- Joseph Stiglitz, Nobel laureate and former World Bank economist -



 
Support Those Who Fought

   Operation Homefront is asking residents and business in the Hinesville, Georgia area for their assistance to help a service member in need.  
    On December 5, 2007, a 28 year old  Army Specialist came home from Iraq on R&R (rest and recuperation) to find his wife had taken everything and left him with an empty house.  This soldier has nothing left:  no car, no money, no household furnishings, no clothing for himself or his four children, and no Christmas.  The children, ranging in ages from 2 to 7, were left with a next door neighbor.  To make matters worse for this soldier, two of his children have birthdays coming up this week.  
    Please consider making a monetary donation to assist this family in need.  We are also accepting donations of new or gently used household furnishings, and gift cards from places like, Wal-Mart, Target, and Toys "R" Us".  
    Please visit our website at www.operationhomefront.net/georgia to donate online or get more information on how you can help.  Please mark all donations with case number:  GA0700131, so we can ensure funds are directed to this family.
    Please help this service member put his life back together for himself and his children and help us get him back in his home in time for Christmas.  If you have any questions or need further information, please call Operation Homefront of Georgia at 800-390-2115.

Support Those Who Refuse to Fight

Please sign the appeal online

"DEAR CANADA: LET U.S. WAR RESISTERS STAY!"
"I am writing from the United States to ask you to make a provision for sanctuary for the scores of U.S. military service members currently in Canada, most of whom have traveled to your country in order to resist fighting in the Iraq War. Please let them stay in Canada..."

Courage to Resist volunteers will send this letter on your behalf to three key Canadian officials--Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Minister of Citizenship and Immigration Diane Finley, and Stéphane Dion, Liberal Party--via international first class mail.

Two weeks ago, the Supreme Court of Canada declined to hear an appeal from our war resisters. Supporters in Canada immediately staged protests in six cities and announced plans to ramp up pressure for a political solution, focusing on a forthcoming debate in the Canadian Parliament. By adding our voices now to the debate already underway in Canada, our actions today could make the difference between soldiers finding sanctuary or being deported.

In collaboration with the War Resisters Support Campaign (Canada) and the support of Veterans For Peace, this effort comes at a critical juncture in the international campaign for asylum for U.S. war resisters in Canada.
 

"Support the troops. Support the troops. Support the troops. I can see millions of people with their fingers in their ears, their eyes closed, repeating this phrase and waiting for the question to go away. Of course there are soldiers in Iraq simply fighting for the person next to them, shooting back at the people who are shooting at them and just trying to get home. That's the scope of their involvement. My bumper sticker would say "I empathize with the troops" but the idea of blindly supporting any group doing something wrong has to at least be questioned. Can't anybody simply ask the question? If you believe what the US military is doing over there is not wrong, then make your point and that is a discussion. Kucinich himself says what the military is doing is wrong. So Booth asks if the people doing it are wrong? Are only soldiers over 30 wrong? Only the soldiers with college degrees responsible? Maybe a combination of at least 30 college credits and 25 years or older should be held accountable? Or is the uniform enough to get your approval for anything? Criminal as a group, innocent as individuals, where does that leave us?"
- Old Mother Riley -



The War on Plants

"The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration arrested 594 people on marijuana charges in California in 2006, up from 359 in 2001. They seized 3 million plants in 2006, up from 880,000 in 2001. "
- Thomas Munro: Marijuana rules could seed a new industry -

Dear Friend,

You know those stupid ads from the White House Drug Czar's office that claim using marijuana causes people to get pregnant, shoot their friends in the face, and have space aliens steal their girlfriends?  Unfortunately, I think we're all a little too familiar with these taxpayer-funded propaganda pieces, which air on our TV sets countless times a day.  

But guess what?  Thanks to tireless lobbying from Students for Sensible Drug Policy and our allies at the Drug Policy Alliance and the Marijuana Policy Project, Congress is set to significantly cut the Drug Czar's ad budget for 2008!

If enacted into law, a huge spending bill released yesterday will bring the "anti-drug" propaganda budget for 2008 down to 40% less than this year's total!  And it would be less than half of what President Bush and his cronies in the Drug Czar's office had requested!

Much of this success is owed to you, especially if you took action when we asked you to write Congress about this issue. Of course, SSDP will continue to lobby Congress until the Drug Czar's propaganda budget is eliminated altogether.

Watch the Best Anti-Anti-Drug Spot Ever


And please consider making a donation to SSDP's efforts at http://www.ssdp.org/donate/

Regards,

Kris Krane
Executive Director
Students for Sensible Drug Policy
Galleries of the Week
High Coup

 
HE'S A FRIEND OF MINE
AND HE AIN'T NO TERRORIST...
MEXICAN RUNNING!

- zEN mAN -
(observing what could be an alien escaping......just a Latino pal jogging)

 zEN mAN archives
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Outside the Box

Death Poem
by Jumah al Dossari
 
Take my blood.
Take my death shroud and
The remnants of my body.
Take photographs of my corpse at the grave, lonely.
 
Send them to the world,
To the judges and
To the people of conscience,
Send them to the principled men and the fair-minded.
 
And let them bear the guilty burden before the world,
Of this innocent soul.
Let them bear the burden before their children and before history,
Of this wasted, sinless soul,
Of this soul which has suffered at the hands of the protectors of peace.
 
Jumah al Dossari is a 33-year old Bahraini who has been held at Guantanamo Bay for more than five years. He has been in solitary confinement since the end of 2003 and, according to the U.S. military, has tried to kill himself twelve times while in custody.

Reprinted from Poems from Guantanamo: The Detainees Speak
Edited by Marc Falkoff
University of Iowa Press


Books by Free Press Authors



This one is a quick read. I consumed it all while waiting for a delayed flight. It occurred to me while reading that Michael O’McCarthy must believe that the world we now enjoy is rapidly headed in the direction of the fictional one he paints – one of dictatorships and Front Line Defenders. His tale is intended as cautionary. Sitting there in the airport, after enduring liquid-free, shoeless security queues and listening to incessant loudspeaker warnings to report suspicious activity, it was easy to wonder if elements of “Rebels in Hell” were just a little believable for comfort.
 - Kathleen Hayden -

HIGH TIMES columnist Paul Krassner is the editor of Pot Stories For the Soul – stories by and about Hunter Thompson, Ken Kesey, Stephen Gaskin, Jack Herer, Allen Ginsberg, Michele Phillips, Wavy Gravy, Abbie Hoffman, Jerry Rubin, Mountain Girl, Harry Shearer, John Sinclair, Robert Anton Wilson, Mark Mothersbaugh and many others. Introduction by Harlan Ellison. Winner of the Firecracker Alternative Book Award and a Quality Paperback Book Club selection.


     KTWS, 98.3, The Twins plays classic rock in Central Oregon. This book humorously documents some of the radio stunts involving the author and the disc jockeys at The Twins. Those who listen to The Twins are referred to as “Twinsters” and their motto is, “Being a Twinster is not a spectator sport.” Most of the events described in this family-humor book actually happened except for the part where the author finally loses that last 15 pounds and becomes an exotic dancer. Names would have been changed to protect the innocent but there aren’t any.


     For some, Jane Stillwater might be an acquired taste. She has a gift for skewering the pompous with a phrase, of unabashedly pointing out which emperors lack clothes. If one is a die-hard conservative still giving George Bush manly love, Jane's writing will probably be infuriating. (At least one can hope.)
     She writes from a personal perspective and the chronicle of her overseas odysseys read like a combination of Mark Twain and Jack Kerouac.
     For the seriously open-minded who enjoy a good chortle.

- S. R. Thornton -
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Hell Freezes Over
(Fox News tells the truth)

In the Tradition of Nam June Paik,
an Amazing Wall of Video
 
History Lessons from Hell

The Kennedy-Nixon Debate

Los Angeles Free Press,  December 22, 1967

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If You're Going to Live Here,
Speak the Native Language!



Blackwater's Mercenary Training Base Near San Diego & the Mexican Border
 
Bradley Whitford and Courage Campaign: No Retroactive Telecom Immunity!

 

Bad Food

The Tennis Miracle
by Lynette Sheffield
 
    There are those who do not believe in miracles. They have their doubts about the existence of Santa Claus, the danger of the Bermuda Triangle and the death of Elvis. Well, I am ready to believe there are even WMDs somewhere in Iraq because a real miracle happened to me.
    It was the first day of the Davis Cup.  I was near the end of my manners, patience and rope when a wondrous blessing was bestowed upon my person.
    My family and I had driven almost four hours from our town of Bend to Portland, Oregon.  Our path was through the Cascade Mountains and the weather that day was challenging for motorists.  We saw several unfortunate souls whose automobiles had left the pavement without authorization. 
    I was envious of some of those because I was still in our car with three other occupants who argued passionately for the duration of our journey over whose iPod would be played next. I was dehydrated and felt like a dried-out sponge.  My heinie is fussy about where it deigns to perch and prefers, above all others, to make use of my own potty that I have personalized scrubbed and disinfected within an inch of its life. 
    Given that those facilities were many miles away and the available options were substandard, I chose not to drink which led to my physical distress.
    There were difficulties at our hotel which did not help my mood one bit. 
    In order to get to the Davis Cup, we had to trot about half a mile through severe wind and buckets of falling rain to get to the MAX.  The MAX is the light rail system in Portland which is a polite way to say public transportation.  Anyone who has ever used public transportation knows how “interesting” the company can be. 
    The MAX never fails to disappoint.
     Once we got to our stop we had to slosh through another half mile to the Memorial Coliseum.  There we found 12,000 other tennis fans who knew not the definition of the word timid.
    Ever since the Miracle on Ice when the U.S. hockey team beat the undefeated Soviets in the semi-finals, Americans have longed for the opportunity to once again chant, “U-S-A!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!”  The Davis Cup audience used every chance possible to echo this mantra, I swear I could hear it drifting out of the public restrooms, and the roar added to my already throbbing headache.
    After finding our seats, I was dispatched to find food and drink for my crew.  The lines were quite long.
    The concessions workers were flying about as fast as possible and even though each and every customer shouted “U-S-A!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!” into their faces, they remained remarkably cheerful while filling the orders. 
    I was impressed.
    But, I was feeling more and more miserable by the minute. 
    I was sloshy, tired and in pain. 
    My rear hurt from sitting for so long, my back hurt because my purse weighed several tons and my head pounded. 
    My face and several body parts were losing the battle to gravity and my legs were beginning to disobey. 
    I scanned the menu trying to find choices that would please my family while remaining vegetarian, tasty and somewhat healthy and the pickings were slim.  The very idea of food did not appeal to me at this point and I knew I didn’t want anything to drink, see above regarding fussy heinie.
    So I thought I would just take a sip of one of the family’s water bottles and down a couple of Tylenol.  At that moment, it was all I wanted out of life: a sip of water and two Tylenol.  It became my mantra and my prayer.
    I prayed, “God, if you just let me live long enough to get a sip of water and two Tylenol, I swear the next time I’m holiday shopping and they play ‘Sleigh Bells’ for the fourth time, I will not explode into my usual profanity-laced tirade.  Truly.  Just one sip of water and two Tylenol, God.”
    Finally, it was my turn at the front of the line and after screaming the obligatory “U-S-A!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!” in a ragged voice, I started to place my order when the miracle happened.
    The heavens parted. 
    The angels sang. 
    I remember thinking, “Hark.  The herald angels are singing” and I never say “Hark.” 
    Verily, Jesus was in my heart. 
    The glory of the Lord shown down and I saw, even though it was nowhere on the menu, an ample supply of Red Bull for purchase.
    Red Bull. 
    That magical beverage with abnormal levels of caffeine and mysterious chemicals (Inositol, Glucuronolactone, Taurine?) restored me, rescued my smile and gave me wings.
    It was a tennis miracle!

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