A beautiful
woman is mysteriously beating the bejesus out of a drunk when he suddenly
pulls at her hair and it comes off. The now totally bald woman continues
smacking him around with her shoe till he falls to the ground. Soon, she
stops hitting him and starts going through his wallet. He's got a giant
wad of cash, but she only takes the $75 that's coming to her. She's sadistic
but honest.
So begins
The
Naked Kiss, written, produced, and directed by Samuel Fuller, a fundamentally
American filmmaker with a reputation for full-blown melodrama.
The Naked
Kiss lives up to his reputation.
Samuel Fuller
was born in 1911. He got his first job as a teenage crime reporter for
the San Diego Sun, and was soon cranking out short stories and pulp
novels like Burn Baby Burn (1935). He started writing screenplays
(Gangs of New York, 1938), but got sidetracked into World War II,
where he won a Bronze Star, a Silver Star, and a Purple Heart while fighting
for the First Infantry Division in Africa. He came back to Hollywood and
directed his first film, I Shot Jesse James, in 1949.
Like Hitchcock,
Fuller is now considered a master of popular entertainment. In films like
Pickup
on South Street (1953), Underworld U.S.A. (1961),
Merrill's
Marauders (1962), and Shock Corridor (1963), Fuller's politics
may have been a little crude and macho, but his filmmaking power was undeniable.
He moves his camera expertly, using stark dramatic lighting, overly theatrical
dialogue, and music that almost never stops.
To an American,
Fuller's films might seem like routine pulp melodrama, straight off the
pages of dime-store crime magazines. But to a foreigner, those very qualities
make his films consummate portraits of America. He's been proclaimed a
quintessential American director by the international film community, which
means he's fascistic, virile, and shamelessly manipulative. (Fuller is
somewhat of a cult hero in France, which almost redeems their infatuation
with Jerry Lewis.) Fuller's arty compositions and artificial dialogue would
seem to play better in subtitles. It's sultry and passionate discourse,
full of innuendo. People only talk like this in movies.
The Naked
Kiss, Fuller's 17th film, takes place in a quaint time when grabbing
a snort meant having a drink, when all women were dames and all men were
heels. Kelly starts outside society, enters it, finds it corrupt, and leaves.
Despite her occasional penchant for violence, we end up endorsing all her
actions. She's a woman of two worlds trying to find redemption in a world
controlled by men. After the surprisingly violent opening, Fuller goes
just a wee bit overboard to let us know this woman is not what she seems.
In the next shot, Kelly shows up in Grantville, a suburb where everyone
is artificially decent. Another Fuller film, Shock Corridor, is
playing at the only theater in town, and overhead there's a banner proclaiming
an upcoming fashion show for handicapped children at the Grantville Orthopedic
Medical Center. This is obviously a town that cares about its children,
so the first thing Kelly does is give a crying child a bottle. Soon, she
turns into Mother Teresa, quoting Goethe and teaching cripples to walk.
Due to Fuller's
unique ability to cast unknowns destined to stay unknowns, there's nobody
in The Naked Kiss you're likely to recognize except for Candy, the
Madame, played by Virginia Grey, who was Little Eva in Uncle Tom's Cabin
(1927),
and Edy Williams (of Russ Meyer fame), who makes a brief appearance as
a cheap floozy called Hatrack (because every guy who comes in wants to
hang his fedora on her). It's an odd cast, full of actors who are utterly
transparent. You know everything about them the first time you see them.
Fuller also
manages to disobey several of the laws of civilized filmmaking, including
jump cuts (editing from one shot to another take of the same shot), long
inner monologues, and one of the most inappropriate and maudlin musical
numbers ever filmed.
Fuller's
films were often critically rejected for their self-conscious pessimism,
but even his detractors had to admit that he was an auteur. Fuller himself
has left us quite a legacy. Andrew Sarris called him "an American primitive,"
and Peter Wollen said that "Fuller's cinema is the opposite of naturalistic
cinema. He shows moral qualities, not physical appearances." He's one of
the few filmmakers who uses his art to instruct, and his films are all
moral tracts.
None of
this made any difference to Fuller. "Film is like a battleground," Fuller
once said. "with love, hate, action, violence, death... in one word, emotion."
Welcome to the world of "emotion pictures."