One Boo Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

      by Michael Dare

      EXT. ACME INSANE ASYLUM - DAY

      An ambulance screeches up. Two MEN IN WHITE COATS remove CHICKEN BOO, who is in a straight jacket.

      INT. ACME INSANE ASYLUM - DAY

      The MEN IN WHITE COATS take CHICKEN BOO to the front desk, where there is a NURSE and a DOCTOR.

      NURSE
      Can I help you?

      MAN IN WHITE COAT
      Yeah. We want you to admit this guy.

      NURSE
      What’s wrong with him?

      MAN IN WHITE COAT
      He thinks he’s a giant chicken.

      The NURSE looks at the doctor, who shrugs his shoulders. She looks back at the MEN IN WHITE COATS.

      NURSE
      But he is a giant chicken.

      The MEN IN WHITE COATS look at each other. They look at the DOCTOR, who nods.

      They quickly take the straight jacket off CHICKEN BOO and put it on the NURSE. They drag her down the hall.

      NURSE
      What are you doing? Stop. There’s nothing wrong with me. He is a chicken, I tell you. HE IS A CHICKEN.....

      CHICKEN BOO and the DOCTOR are left alone. BOO looks at the DOCTOR, who shrugs. BOO clucks and walks out the door.

      THE END
       

       

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