Every year, hundreds of millions of innocent, fun loving plankton are eaten by vicious whales. Something must be done to end the slaughter or one day we will have to face a world without plankton.




Picture this.
You're a happy little Closterium,
floating peacefully along the tides
a smile on your happy face, when all of a sudden...
A whale comes along and gobbles you up whole!

How would you feel then?
or

You're a Gomphosphaeria,
just hangin' with your pals,
groovin' near a tidepool,
when out of the blue,
a mighty orca, destroyer of civilizations,
crunches you down for breakfast.
You wouldn't like it, would you?
Don't take my word for it.
Hear what a plankton has to say.

Here's what you can do to help.

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SAVE THE PLANKTON
c/o Dareland

Plankton photos courtesy of The Institute for Watershed Studies entirely without their knowledge or permission..
 
 

Okay, this site was created as a joke, but in fact, plankton levels are falling dangerously low and the results could be disastrous. Check this out.

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